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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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Stone Cold Steve Jobs last won the day on October 20 2020

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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    Epona
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    Zelda
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    Sam Axe
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    The one around the corner that sells fences
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    Carlton Lassiter
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    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Alright, here come the answers to this week’s questions!

    Day 1:

    If the sun was replaced by a black hole of the same mass (assuming they could exist at that mass), planetary orbits would remain unchanged.

    This was...

    Spoiler

    A FACT! All an orbit is is falling and missing. Since this black hole has the same mass as our sun (and furthermore, since black holes do not ‘suck’, planetary orbits would remain unchanged.

    Day 2:

    Suppose Jack London decided to open a dentistry clinic. If he wanted to name his clinic based on the work he is most famous for, what might he name the place?

    A- Of Plaque and Gingivitis 

    B- Call of the Whitened Fangs

    C- The Dentist in the Rye

    D- The Death of a Wisdom Tooth

    Spoiler

    B! Jack London is most well known for writing Call of the Wild and White Fang, so he would most likely name his dentistry clinic “Call of the Whitened Fangs”! Terrible service though. For a dentist, Jack’s bark was worse than his bite.

    (What did you guys think of the above question? Should I throw more such questions in or stick to true or false?)

    Day 3:

    King Nabis of Sparta once declared war on the sea and had his men line up beachside, stab the water, and collect seashells as war bounty.

    This was...

    Spoiler

    A bunch of crap! Caligula once declared war on Neptune and had the above ordered of his men. NOT King Nabis of Sparta!

    Day 4:

    Only two of Caesar’s 23 stab wounds were fatal.

    This was...

    Spoiler

    Total crap! Caesar was stabbed 23 times, but only ONE of the stab wounds was fatal. Can you imagine how many heads would have rolled had he survived?

    Day 5:

    Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler and professional trash talker in his youth.

    This was...

    Spoiler

    FACT! Abraham Lincoln wasn’t just a professional wrestler, he is alleged to be one of the premiere users of the chokeslam and held a record of 300 wins to 1 loss. As for trash talking, this sorta goes hand in hand with wrestling. Allegedly, after dispatching an opponent, Honest Abe turned his attention to the onlookers and said “I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” Nobody tried him.

    And as always, who could forget your prize for taking part? You all win...

    Spoiler

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    SOME FREEZE DRIED WATER FROM THE FREEZE DRIED WATER COMPANY! All the convenience of preserved water crammed into a reasonably sized bag. Just add water!

    I hope you all enjoyed as always. I hope to see you next time for more!

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Teddy Roosevelt sure as hell was!

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      True enough. That's one major reason why Dr. Eggman was modeled after him.

    4. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      I think variety is always good! :mlp_grin: So I wouldn't mind having more multiple choice questions!

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