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A psychic midget has just escaped from a high security prison.
The police are warning that there is a small medium at large.
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A military leader, in a demonstration of power, showed a Spartan King the high intimidating walls surrounding his city.
The Spartan's reply: "What splendid women's quarters."
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I could use some advice.
In trying to escape from perpetual anxiety and damnation I only find more.
Drinking helps for a little while but it all comes back too soon. Drugs make things worse. I am out in nature all day and that doesn't help. I am in a love/hate relationship with my entire family, to the point that if I were to win the jackpot they would never see me again, and I despise myself for it and try to fix it with humor. Essentially laughing away life.
Where the hell did i go wrong? What do i do?
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That was number three.
The fourth biggest lie was "Sorry, this blockbuster does not have a copy of Super Smash Bros for you to rent."
It was a different time, you guys. And I know that was bullshit because they had a cartridge just sitting on the back counter that an employee apparently called dibs on.
People lie to me a lot.
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Had numerous teachers call me a prick or that I didn't "have that flashing light that tells you not to say something." Course, not that they were wrong, but the latter was a rather sweaty gent of some five or so failed marriages ... that was running a "Communications class."
Teachers are still mortal, after all. You lose trust in your students when they go about spitting in your coffee for a laugh. ...sigh, high school.....
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I know I am going to regret this, but what is a wingboner?
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*shove!* Actually!
It can be said, that any emotional result of excitement would result in such reactive parts of the body standing up; not unlike hair in fright or arms akimbo (means wide, flailing, lookitup!) when trying to right oneself after nearly tripping. Indeed! As initial impulse may vary, so too could the responsive part; all the more plausible for it's multitude of minutiae culminating into a more responsive, if even comical, result!
I give you!
THE TAILBONER!!!
*arms on hips, chest thrust & clearly proud of himself*
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Happy Independence Day and thank you to our troops, living and dead, for safeguarding this country and our rights. We all owe you a debt that can't be repaid.
So here's a collection of stone cold stunners to the rock:
God bless America.
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So, my best friend is in the hospital. Again.
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Friends are like trees.
They fall down after you hit them multiple times with an axe.
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I just realized something:
America is a country that is so great, even the people who hate it refuse to leave it.
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You can't. You pretty much just have to hope the conversation dies out and others let it drop.So, patience, pretty much.
'Cause asking about it makes little annoying Dips like me want to prolong things just to antagonize. But surely, I have limits to my muzzy-head fuzzing!
... I know you're going through some stuff, @Libra. Do what makes you happy, eh? ...and if getting angry over politics does that for you, I wish you the bestest of luck there as well!
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Someone apparently said something to a letter carrier in my office today. He is asian and the guy said something harassing followed with "What? You no speak english?" There was more in the incident but I wasn't informed of it.
Here is some advice: mail delivery is a PRIVILEGE, not a right. Your mail carrier can flag your house to not get mail if you get cross with them and they feel potentially endangered. If you threaten your mail carrier, your deliveries will stop and your mail will be held at the post office until you get a PO Box. You may also get a visit from the postal inspectors who will tell you basically everything listed here. And they, being federal agents, can arrest you too. Threatening a government worker is a federal offense.
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a restraining order, so stop bothering me or get arrested.
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Late RIP Vader. LEGEND.
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Tomorrow marks two weeks straight of work with no time off.
And next week is going to SUCK.
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I almost pepper sprayed a dog today. Huge stinking rottweiler came up and tried to bite me. Put a hole in my shirt but missed my body. As I had a finger on the trigger this small girl came out and got in the way.
I figured pepper spraying her would not look so good so I didn't domit. But still. New damn shirt man.
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Hey now! Been nipped at before! All that hopping around you & snarling is just a dominance show!
...Now when it's charging at you full tilt from a distance away with every growl it can muster... yes, warranted. And maybe match the "trigger" to the size of the dog, perhaps.
I love dogs! I'd prefer to err on their side! Little Girls...Eh, we've got tons of those around.
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