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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    You guys want an idea of how much of a dumbass my father is?

    We are renovating the house but he has everything disorganized. So toilet gets removed tomorrow and we don’t have a toilet until the next day at the earliest. We’re also replacing the kitchen, which obviously means throw away all the plates bowls and utensils. I pay monthly to live here.

    this is how I have to make a sandwich now:

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    I sure wish he’d use his head like he tells me to do every other day.

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Ah yes, the neanderthal method. Just make sure to clean your hands before making a sandwich, and try to keep napkins around. :squee:

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I wonder if I can get a van I could fit a cot in or something. My family would never hear from my ass again if I could get away from them.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Do what you gotta do. A van isn't really a replacement for an actual home or place to live, it's just for if you need to get away ASAP. My uncle is on the road a lot because of his job, and he's had to sleep in his delivery truck many times. It's not fun, especially when you might go a few days without a shower. Wouldn't wish that on anyone. :blush:

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