Stone Cold Steve Jobs
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I'm told today is some holiday thing. So happy holiday thing. I like your antics and kindness.
(Drink whiskey)
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Without a doubt my favorite guitarist of all time. RIP Stevie Ray Vaughan.
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Anyone in retail, we wish you luck in the battle tomorrow. Or tonight, depending on your schedule. Remember to wear armor and a helmet.
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I just picked up Dad from the hospital. In other words:
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So in addition to broken ribs and a punctured lung, dad has a lacerated spleen and minor internal bleeding.
Still waiting for the Goddamn silver lining and rainbow.
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@Snow He fell at work and caught a stack of press paper with his ribs on the way down. Press paper is extremely dense and heavy though. Hitting that is like hitting concrete.
@Fluttershy Friend When it happened he was on the floor trying to catch his breath but he couldn't. This idiot comes up to him and says "fill out an accident report." He could barely breathe. You fill the damn report out! I wanted to bust some heads.
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My dad fell at work today. 3 broken ribs and a punctured lung.
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@Storminess He is in a terrific amount of pain, but the hospital is keeping him overnight to monitor him. My dad is the guy who broke both ankles at once and was willing to walk it off/had to be talked into going to the hospital.
@Widdershins He works at a press room as a manager. He tripped on a skid, which is this big metal fork lift type thing without the motor, and fell. He caught another skid with his ribs on the way down.
His lung didn't collapse thankfully. All i know is he is in the best possible place right now for it.
@Fluttershy Friend Thank you, that means a lot. I have faith in him. He is a tough old codger.
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Hoy... the trip you can take when you're only covering the distance of your own height...
Well... the older you are, the sturdier you are, right? I grew up in a farming community hearing about "thresher incidents" so no doubt something like a few broken bones isn't enough to keep the old man down for long, eh? Heh...
...you... really don't need anymore bad luck...
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My dad dislocated his shoulder in 2004 while on vacation. He finished the vacation before he went to the doctor.
Then there is the time he sliced his ankle open to the bone on a piece of bamboo as a child. He tried to clean it up himself but his mom made him go to the hospital.
Also the time his brother threw a dart at his back.
My dad has a knack for getting hurt.
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Anyone interested in seeing a political satire piece i shot with a friend?
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Gosh, you sure your comfortable letting whackadoos like me on the interwebs know that you work as a professional Human Body?
Ah, well, both of you look pretty tired. Can't say it seems like all to profes- "Do you like Oatmeal Creme Cookies?" *smack* Okay, ya got me!
That is a pretty decisive argument though. The oatmeal creme cookies that is.
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1 shift this week. Given the recent drama in this new position, I am searching once again. This was a seasonal job anyway. Got a call back from a bus position on Thursday though. Need to pass an exam for a specific license though. So... wish me luck.
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Now every shift i had next week scheduled is gone. Why is this happening to me?
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Got kicked off my job for tomorrow because I wasn't "accommodating the customer." Except here is the thing: i was very accommodating.
I am sure that makes very little sense, but suffice it to say I got reported by a customer for no apparent reason and as a result have no shift tomorrow or friday. It is a long story.
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I lost my watch at a party the other day. An hour later i saw some guy standing on it while he was harassing some woman. Infuriated, I walked over to him and punched him in the face and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman. Not on my watch.
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For one, not really. It left to mate. A process that apparently required migration. This calls into question if every vast butterfly migration only works as a one way trip. If you catch me.
Second, as a method to sadden yet further, this would imply, were it true, that every trainer that has ever had a Butterfree has had to let it fly to its death during a migration breeding season, or train it knowing full well it won't live longer then a year at most.
Third. That is a Butterfree. If butterflies really grew up to the size of a two-year-old child with a four foot wingspan, we'd either classify them as a separate species or wipe them off the face of the earth before they do the same to us.
Bugs.
And what about Pigeotto, Primape or the literal herd of Tauros... I say the fact that Ash just wholesale abandons his pokemon on a regular basis is far sadder.
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This update has no purpose.
I posted it anyway.
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@Widdershins, eat a snickers. You get a little midievally when you're hungry.
@Cyberhoof
(sry for my bad english)
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Ought to be a law with no bail: Smash a guitar and you go to jail.
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It was so cold out this morning I saw a socialist with his hands in his own pockets.
On the 26 of november ? 
What holiday is this ^^ ? 
