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    CURSES OUTSMARTED YET AGAIN -100 Confidence . . . I sincerely hope you acknowledge the irony that is occuring here. I'M SOOOORRYYYYYYY I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION NOT ENOUGH SLEEP AM TIRED ALL THE TIME NEED WEEKEND NAOW ANYWAY GIVE ME BACK CUTE TWI OR I SUE YOU YOUR STATEMENT IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT AND YOU KNOW IT Either way, it's already finished, so you can just admit that the sketch was bad already and get this over with. You said you don't lie, but it was to make me feel better about myself, so I'll forgive you for that. What I won't forgive you for, however, is giving me pity. NU YOU ONLY DEMIGOD ART IS MY DOMAIN Hey lad, you were the one who first made the allusion... I didn't say nuthin' wrong, interpret it as you may. (Was it the dice man? It was probably the dice man.) ...That's a rather philosophically-adequate comparison, actually. I'm genuinely impressed. *tosses you a TuxPoint™* The message, however, I am obliged to disagree with... It's... rather objective, you see. HOW DAER YOU INSULT MY CREATIVITY I'M THE ARTISTIC ONE ROUND THESE 'ERE PARTS SUGGESTING I'M UNORIGINAL YET USING THE SAME EXPRESSION TWICE IN A ROW DOUBLE-STANDARD MUCH Well, one could argue that there are much more than four dimensions... Discombobulator. That good 'nuff for ya? That was the answer, silly You've jokingly(?) stated in the past that you are at the center of everything, and you mentioned the universe in particular. I honestly don't know... the tailbone, I guess..? YOU KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW THE ANSWER YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF BY ANSWERING SOMETHING RANDOM, WRONG AND STUPID MEAN BULLY HYDROXIDE Mmhmm, suuuure, this whole gig totally wasn't just an excuse for the fact that you've ran out of questions...
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    LET GO OF THIS JOKE ALREADY IT'S LIVED ITS LIFE . . . Well what on earth am I supposed to do now!? NU DELETE IT FROM YOUR FILES OTHERWISE I SUE YOU FOR STEALING MUH INTELLECTUAL PROPRIETY NU I NEVER ADMITTED THAT THE ORIGINAL SKETCH WAS GREAT I JUST SAID THE FINISHED VERSION IS HALF-DECENT I NO LOSE NUTHIN' 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ALL-KNOWING WATER GOD YOU KNOW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING - except which sketch is actually good, of course JUST KEEP ON WAITING, YOU'LL SEE- Hey lad, I never said that I don't love Luna's moon... And of course she'd be the best at 'mooning'. After all, she does have the best moon in all of Equestria... Silly Duality Clearly not a philosopher... Oh, it's just a substitute I sometimes use for 'silly' so that it doesn't get old and/or annoying. Oh, is that so? Silly Duality I knew you'd try and trick me with the elusive fourth dimension But objects as matter don't have time on their own After all, the movie has a story that takes place - more often than not - in chronological order, yet it's not called "2D" or "4D" Nu You're being mean No more answer for you Second option, duh. They'll never see me coming... I'll go for The Rock, I'm not much for martial arts. They do look nifty and very impressive, though. D̶̢̘̰͉̩̣̠̤͆͛͋͡ͅUͪ̈́ͪ̌ͮ́҉̡͙̳̫̤͙̻͢ͅÄ̇͒ͮͩ҉̶̝̯̤̲̩̬L͇̜̞͔̥̘̘̳̀̃̂Iͤͦ̈́͐̏̕͘҉̝̤̼̪͖̣̻̠Ť͈̠̆ͫ͘͝Y̦̋̎͑̒͐ͣ̀̃ ...I haven't gotten the slightest clue, I'm afraid. Although I think the question might be somewhat misleading.
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    THEN HOW COME YOU HAVE NO MONEEEEEH HEY MAN, DON'T BLAME IT ON ME I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STEALS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM WEALTHY POLITICIANS AND BUILDS NUKES IN HIS BASEMENT YET ONLY HAS ONE SET OF CLOTHES WE HAVE TO KILL THIS JOKE SOMEHOW IT'S LIVED ITS LIFE NOW YOU'RE OVERUSING IT SHINYTUX took critical damage! SHINITUX fainted! Alex has 5 Pokepeons left! Alex sent out SATIN CRUNCHER! SATIN CRUNCHER used "Fabric Frenzy"! DUALITY took 73 damage! --- >MENU --- POKEPEONS ITEMS POKECAPSULES >POKEWIKI --- "Duality" Type: Water/Psychic Special Ability: Hydro Hurricane Description: 'This mythical water creature is said to lurk in gloomy caves and foggy valleys. Known for its shapeshifting abilities and devastating attacks, it seems to have formidable psychic abilities. At some point thought to be extinct; very few people ever encountered it. Hydroxide y r you liek dis . . . Alright then... Well, considering the fact that you have so many siblings and probably don't get nifty stuff too often, I'm actually happy for you. Also you wouldn't be able to play gameloft hoers gaem without smartphone so there's that. I'll just tell some acquaintance of yours who hangs out around the forums, we all know us users don't have much of a social life else from this website. Got any suggestions for me? LOOK AT THESE I DARE YOU TO CONTRADICT ME SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED SUPER-DUPER FANCY ART TO LOOK AMAZING LOOK AT HER PERFECTLY ADORABLE DESIGN A CUTE PONE A SMART PONE A PONE OF MANY TALENTS Lyra's alright too I guess. . . . YOU MAY BE LAUGHING NOW BUT ONE DAY, ONE DAY I SHALL OUTMATCH YOU, DUALITY AND THAT DAY... YOU WILL BE OUTMATCHED Everybody lies, Duality. If you look into it you may be surprised to find out that most of the time it's not with bad intentions. There's no reason to be ashamed of it. . . . *mumbles angrily to himself* ...Alas, I suppose some things can't change no matter what. FLEISCHER INVENTED THE ROTOSCOPE, AS WELL AS BEING THE DIRECTOR OF ONE OF THE FIRST AND BIGGEST ANIMATION STUDIOS FROM THE GOLDEN AGE HE WAS PIONEERING ANIMATION WHEN STAN LEE WAS STILL IN HIGH-SCHOOL HOW DARETH THEE -What is the significance of tuxedos in modern society? -How would you describe Granny Smith to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -What is your "perfect pizza"? -Favorite "filler" mlp episode? (episode with no significant plot relevance)
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    SUCH HERESY HOW DARE YOU YEAH BUT THEY'RE NOT STEALING PERFECTLY EQUAL REWARDS FROM EACH OTHER THERE ARE ALWAYS A FEW THOUSANDS LEFTOVER "SELL SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES" WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT WEIRD FOR ALL OF US HYDROXIDE WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU SHOULD BE BUSY 'EATING' CANDY CORN BULLETS Accept DUALITY's challenge? >Yes. No. Challenge accepted! Alex sent out SHINYTUX! Say, have you ever heard about "The Power of Habit"? But if you attempted to wear a tuxedo made of water, your shirt would absorb it. Then you'd just be wearing a soaking wet shirt. That's not very fancy. Wow. I gotta say, I'm impressed. And a bit jealous, but that's besides the point. You sure are lucky, eh, Hydroxide? Huh. Neat. BUT YOU DIDN'T RIP OUT MY EYEBALLS, DID YOU? YOU SHARED A SECRET OF MINE AND NOW I SHALL SHARE A SECRET OF YOURS Petty insults aren't going to compensate for your lack of whistling skill, Duality. CUTE PICTURE OCTAVIA BETTER THO JUST SAYIN' . . . Well, at least I can recycle it so I don't have to come up with more questions. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I was referring to all compliments, but I guess now I know about that. The More You Know... -What's the last picture you took with your phone? -How would you describe Derpy to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -What's most important to you? -Max Fleischer or Walt Disney?
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    STOP SAYING YOU'RE EVERYONE YOU CAN'T BE WATER AND DISCORD AND WONKA AT THE SAME TIME What can I say, Rarity is best emote-pony A rare gem originating from the emotes thread, brought to you by yours truly. . . . WELL NOW I'M JUST DEPRESSED I DIDN'T ASSUME ANYTHING, I JUST ASKED A QUESTION I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME BACK THE HALF-DECENT FINISHED DRAWING, IT'S NOT WORTHY OF YOUR APPRECIATIVE EYES I'M SORRY DUALITY, BUT I'M NOT LOSING ANY ART-RELATED ARGUMENT TO YOU ANYTIME SOON IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT Augh, you're no fun. Oh boy, here I go changing the subject again- YES YOU MOST DEFINITELY DO NEITHER DOES THAT MATTER YOU'LL GIVE ME BAD ADVICE SOMEDAY JUST YOU WAIT SUCH SLANDER HAVE YOU NO SHAME MR. SUNBUTT LOVER Well, you see, there's this very interesting concept... it's called a 'rhetorical question'... C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Glad I could make ya happy, you goof. 'Tis the least I can do. An entire cave wall made of stibnite (I think it was stibnite....) A lotta cave-related touristic attractions 'round these 'ere parts, I tells ya. Mmhmm, suuuure " 'not true': false, erroneous, incorrect; a misinformation " I'd say three, but knowing you and this being the most obvious answer it's likely incorrect. I haven't the slightest clue, chap. Octane.
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    ...What was your Discord tag, again? :please:

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    2. Duality

      Duality

      OY ALL IT TAKES IS A FEW LETTERS AND NUMBERS TYPED IN AND THE PRESS OF A BUTTON

    3. TheOneGuy0000

      TheOneGuy0000

      I'M ON MY PHONE DUALITY

      THE APP ISN'T EVEN INSTALLED 

      DON'T TORTURE ME LIKE THIS

    4. Duality

      Duality

      HURRY UUUUUUUUUP STAHP PROCRASTINATING

  7. TheOneGuy0000
    SILLY DUALITY THE GOVERNMENT IS WEALTHY CASH COWS STEALING MONEY FROM EACH OTHER FINE THEN SELL SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES N̫͔̳̳͎̼͙̖̺͎̣͎͔̖̝̟̜̾̔ͤ̈́͊̂̽̎̏͗ͦ̑ͥ͟͝o̵̴̤̬͚̼͙͈̽̄̋ͧ̚͢͞͝t̡̄̉ͬ͗ͧ̍͗̅̎͌ͭ̇͐̈̓̚͏̧̦͉̝̫͢ ̢̨̨̖̣̖̜̖̻͙̖̥̞ͤ̅̑́͑ͯ͗͛̇̋̉̎ͨ͊̇̔̌̉̂͞f̥̫̱̝̱̼̪̣̩̹̳̮̠̭͎̙̂̿̅͊ͮ̓͗̍̾̓ͫ̒͂͐̃̌̎̈́́̕͘o̡͂ͫͨ͆͒͞҉͚̝͉͎̳̪̟͢r̸͂ͤ̂̉ͤ͊̏̅͆ͣ͡҉̴̮͓̻̹͈͚̦ͅ ̢̐͒̃ͨ̉͏̪͙̙̯̩̻̖̹̮̬͈̥̕͠ͅl̶̸̮̭͙̥̞̖͇̂̏̋̔ͪ͌̆̄̌̽̀̆̂͆̋ͤ͆̑ͦ͟͝oͦ͂̐̋̊͊̇͏͇̰̜͙̩̗̜́̀n̅ͣͮͤͧ́́̚͘҉̧̱͖͎̲̤͙͖̫̹͈̭̗͚͙͕̙̳̲͕̕g̀ͧ̏̏̊̈́́̈͊̉̔͘͞͏̜͍̘͙͚̞̦ͅ.̶̛̛̺̩̯͓͓̜̗͍̯̤͕̭͖̻̹͈͇̲ͬͪ͒̄ͣͭͨ̂̾́̉̅͌ͯͩ͆̇͞͠ͅ.̧̢̞̺̫̩͚̩̞̖̰͕̟͓̤͚͎͚̭ͫ͛̊̎.͐̔̍̽̇̿̆͋̂ͫ͊̎̌ͦ̾ͯ̑҉͖͍̹̪͎̰͖̪̥̱̯̱̯͕͢͟ *fires up the machine gun* EAT CANDY CORN, YOU GRUB DUALITY fainted anyway! Mmhmm, sure thing buddy. YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR WANTING A SERIOUS ANSWER EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS ACCUSES ME OF DEFLECTING QUESTIONS Who's the one made of fancy fabrics and satin, hmmm? I don't know why you'd think water in the shape of a tuxedo would be remotely as fancy as the real deal. BUT THAT MEANS YOU NEVER GOT ANY NOTIFICATIONS FROM ME UNTIL NOW ASIDE FROM THE BROHOOFS BUT STILL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Huh, now that's an odd finding if I've ever seen one... Not that I don't trust you, but it would be neat to see your collection... Sounds like you're describing an African rapper STILL IT WASN'T PART OF OUR AGREEMENT YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST NOW YOU SHALL PAY AN EYE FOR AN EYE How interesting... Perhaps we should have a contest someday. If you're up for the challenge, that is. -Who's your favorite 'background pony'? -What was the last picture you took with your phone? -What was the last lie you told? -What's the best compliment you've ever received?
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    Bamboozled yet again. HOW DARE YOU IMPOSSIBLE That is, if you even manage to obtain a slot in the cemetery DYING IN EXPENSIVE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD NO, BUT SINCE YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT AND SINCE I AM THE ARTIST, IT'S MORE LIKELY THAT I'M RIGHT Are any of those people artists, by chance? Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm? I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S BAD SO I CAN START WORKING ON SOMETHING ELSE ALREADY Oh, but I believe explaining it would ruin the fun element of it completely. Wouldn't you agree? Ow! Again! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OK SO MAYBE ALL THE ADVICE YOU GAVE ME IN THE PAST WAS GREAT THAT DOESN'T MATTER EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES AT SOME POINT Gotta add that one to Duality's 'Swearwords' List... Well, I wasn't looking for an answer in particular... . . . *whistles nervously* *GASP* IT'S THE LEGENDARY TONGUE-HYDRA! HAVE AT THEE Oh, I didn't know semi-precious gems were included as well! We have plenty of those as well, they sell them in literally every size imaginable next to each and every mildly mine-related tourist attraction. In fact, there's a piece of clear quartz on my desk right now. You insult me, good sir. Huh, seems somebody ran outta questions... I'm gonna go ahead and say no, it is not, whatever you're talking about.
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    Well, you said you are trying. Were you lying, Duality? HEEEREEEETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC *dumps bucket of sizzling hot liquid chocolate on you* BURN . . . I can't even afford to die. BUT YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME I'M JUST REPAYING YOU FOR BEING WITTY/COLLECTING TUXPOINTS THEREFORE YOU'RE NO CUSTOMER THEREFORE I'M RIGHT THEREFORE SKETCH IS GARBAGE Well, at least that one was passable. -THEY STARE TROUGH MY VERY CORE -WRONG -THAT MAY BE A GOOD THING TO YOU, BUT TO ME IT JUST MEANS I'M UNORIGINAL -WRONG x2 -WRONG x3 And here's a few more for the road: -I can't get her hair right, it looks stiff and unpleasant -ear looks off, can't fix it no matter what I try -mouth and snoot seem misplaced Sure thing, right after you get to level 25. In the meantime, I'll be working on those blueprints... Oh, I know what I said. OH COME ON THROW ME A BONE I SAID, I CHOOSE NOT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION THAT IS NEITHER A YES, OR A NO . . . Yes. . . . THE DREAM LIVES ON Who needs radiation poisoning, anyway? That's... great. Just great. [̴C̸ĮT̴͘Ą̸̡T̵͢I̛͟O҉N̶̢ ̴̡NE̵̶҉E̶D̡͘E̸D̷]҉̸͠ YOU CAN'T NO TONGUE WHO SAID I WAS NOT SATISFIED IT IS MORE THAN I COULD EVER ASK FOR A grape-sized diamond in the display of a high-security jewel shop inside a mall. Huge gemstones aren't all that regular around here. English, by far. All my teachers were smart, funny, at least relatively young, and had very modern teaching methods, most likely due to often visiting english-speaking countries to learn about their education system. No. She's even more adorable.
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    I SECOND THIS WITH MY WHOLE BEING YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM IT'S GOLD I TELL YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD NO SILLY, THEY SIMPLY STEAL FROM EACH OTHER You're willingly giving them your soul. I doubt what's written in the fine print is nearly as important. LOOK AT HOW FANCY I AM DUALTY ARE YOU SEEING THE DAPPER-NESS THAT IS ENSUING? YES YES YOU ARE *buys machine gun that uses candy corn as ammo from halloween store* TRICK OR TREAT, HYDROXIDE That horn of yours is so rusty it'll turn into a pile of dust any second But aren't we all? Seeking perfection is both the greatest and the worst thing about humanity. For it is an endless road of challenges that help us better ourselves. For, as they say, it's not the end reward that matters most, but the journey. Yet, realizing that your goal is unachievable is more often than not enough to drive people to depression... A blessing and a curse. Alex used 'Philosophy'! . . . The horn is now a pile of rust. Right after you catch up with FiM Alas, your wittiness finally betrays you CEASE. ...Why am I even trying... THAT WOULD BE YOU ONCE AGAIN YOU'RE WATER, YOU CAN SHAPESHIPT INTO ANYTHING YOU WANT, REMEMBER? Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... . . . AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW? -What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you? -How would you describe Zecora to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -WAIT DID YOU TELL YOUR BROTHER WHAT MY NATIONALITY IS? HOW DARE YOU DUALITY THAT WAS TOP SECRET -Can you whistle?
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    Oh, no doubting that, you do. You really do. Wait, this may be just a big misunderstanding. You're saying you're "Teh Wonka"? Willy Wonka's significantly less famous and successful brother, with a very strange first name? DUALITY'S IDENTITY EXPOSED . . . Works for me. 'xoxo Goodbye Cruel World' HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ARTISTIC SENSES I AM THE ARTIST I DECIDE IF MY WORK IS GARBAGE I was never all that proud of the rarity sketch I did, that comparison doesn't really mean anything. Why am I bashing it? Very well, I will give you numerous reasons: -the eyes look generic and lifeless, like they're made of glass - a mannequin -the pose and angle are bland and boring, doesn't convey any emotion -body parts look misplaced and deformed, despite my best efforts -lacks originality overall -looks creepy and uncanny, rather than "adorable" There, now you know. But if you really want this version finished, I'll do it. For the small, small price of you getting to level 25 in the mlp mobile game. . . . I sincerely hope you are aware of the dozens of implied innuendos that statement brings up ARE YOU ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, DUALITY? You've heard my demands. You're not getting me to stare at that abomination for hours on end that easily So anyway... does this whole dealio mean you do live in Europe? ...You do realize that means you're over 70 years old, right? ...I choose not to answer this question. Not really. It doesn't matter what I perceive it as, if you meant it as an insult, then it is an insult. So... IS IT? ...Does that mean I get an 'A'? You sure do know an awful lot about men urinating on electric fences, don't you, Duality? Jeez water puddle, I'm supposed to be the philosopher here Believe me, you don't want to know. Sorry to crush your dreams, but that 'word' has been a thing for quite some time now THE SKIN ON MY LEG WAS BURNED OFF BY SCORCHING HOT ASH, REMEMBER? I LITERALLY 'WALKED IT OFF', MEANING THAT I RAN AROUND FOR MINUTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT MY NERVOUS SYSTEM FROM THE PAIN My casual outside attire, actually. Some rather dapper bluejeans (as dapper and respectable as bluejeans can be), a shirt, my hard-to-describe not-too-fancy-yet-somewhat-fancy shoes, a shirt, and my trusty lucky flannel. Got this for my birthday waaaay back, still fits me like a glove. It's modern yet classy and super-comfy, I could not love it more. Feel free to pick and choose from the messages I've sent you Danny Devito jk I have no idea, all of my few friends are nerds
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    THE TWO OF US DON'T REPRESENT THE ENTIRETY OF THE POPULATION OF EARTH, YOU KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF WEALTHY CASH-COWS FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO EXPLOIT Try contracts, they're fairly foolproof . . . I'm still more fancy ...I guess that's somewhat better... . . . TIS IMPOSSIBLE LIAR Hahah, yeah, totally... Oh, hey, wow, I just remembered that I have some uh... stuff to attend to. Right now. Super urgent. I gotta go. Well, heh, see you around, I guess? Bye! Have a good one! Of coooourse... WAIT HANG ON DON'T DO IT YOU WOULD BECOME TOO STRONG WE'D ALL BE DOOMED WAIT SLOW DOWN I GOTTA TEND TO THAT COLOSSAL FAILURE OF A SKETCH FIRST . . . Hilarious. Oh. WELL THEN WHEN ON EARTH ARE YOU PLANNING TO CATCH UP YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON PASTEL POOOOOOOOONES A GOOD PERCENTAGE O' FOLKS 'ROUND 'ERE ARE TALLER OH GOD IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND CAN WE PLEASE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS Never watched the whole thing, is it really that good? IT MATTERS NOT IT WILL NEVER BEAT IRON MAN 1 THE GLORIOUS GRAND-GRANDFATHER OF THE MCU REIGNS SUPREME I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE SHINING, NOT YOURSELF . . . Eh, can't blame 'im, Cadey's pretty dope. And Moana was fairly good CEASE THINE PATRONIZING BEHAVIOR AT ONCE I SHALL BE AS VAGUE AS I DESIRE sigh Duality, you know very well that these types of questions imply hypothetical scenarios. LET'S SAY YOU WERE STUCK IN A CAVE WITH IT AND HAD TO DEFUSE IT NOW ANSWER ME -What do you think about... *gulp*... fidget spinners? -How would you describe Twilight to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -You sure do talk a lot about me with your brother, eh? Say, what does he think about yours truly? .... --- .-- / ..-. .- -- .. .-.. .. .- .-. / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. - .... / - .... . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..
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    . . . JUST RAISE THE TAXES Oh, I ̶kńǫw̢ ̸a ͞few̵ 'p̧e͢op͞le'.͜..̢ Why, yes, and water is just hydrogen atoms and oxygen atoms mashed together. You're just a puree of oxygen and hydrogen. How does that make you feel, hhmmmmm? Is... is this all I am to you? A jester? I'VE WRAPPED MYSELF IN THREE LAYERS OF BUBBLEWRAP AND HID IN THE CLOSET YOU'LL NEVER GET TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Well, you can't lie down properly while holding a gun, can you? . . . OH BOY It is quite an efficient little trick. You should post it on a grammar forum or something I SHOULDN'T GIVE YOU ANY MORE TUXPOINTS™ BUT THIS IS SO CLEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER EXACTLY. I'M 5.6 PEOPLE ALWAYS MADE FUN OF ME IT'S NOT MY FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT Well, yes, but I don't tend to censor things like "gosh darnit" SERIOUSLY THE DEFINITION IS "THE NICE WAY OF SAYING GODDAMMIT. MORE COMMONLY USED AMONG ELDERLY PEOPLE." AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ...But you said you've watched every episode up until season 6 and 7. Her redemption episode "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" is in the middle of season 5... STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP -Favorite Marvel movie? -How would you describe Shining Armor to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -Who's your brother's favorite princess? -How fast do you estimate you'd be able to defuse a C4? (If at all )
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    Congratulations, you've somehow managed to make this even more terrifying! Oompa-loompas, charge! SLAY THE IMPOSTER! I HAVE 20 DOLLARS MAN sigh Very well. I shall try and squeeze some decency out of that horrid thing, just for your sake. However, do know that it could take some time. Oh. Oh. Um... my bad? Sometimes I forget that you're related to literally all water in the universe. . . . IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE. The first time I jokingly suggested flying over to hug you, you said you don't live in Europe, remember? PLEASE DON'T SAY [CITATION NEEDED] THIS IS NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY PLEASE If I were him I would have gone straight for God Emperor of the World That... would be a little random, dontcha think? Besides, I have a 'tuff guy' reputation to uphold. First you forget who my favorite superhero is, then you insult me? So mean... Truth be told, I haven't got the slightest clue. I'll say 5. I never licked an electric fence, pretty sure I'd be dead/have some serious brain damage. So 0.0% . . . Hopefully also 0.0% I like to thing I get all the iron I need from food, and not infectious sharp objects WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS DID YOU SMOKE SOMETHING SHADY DID YOU DRINK SOMETHING UNUSUAL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING
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    . . . ...You're probably right. So this is how it ends, huh? No mushroom cloud, no blinding light, just... savage mustaches... THAT'S NOT HOW THE WONKA SPEAKS HERETIC ...I knew you were just trying to sell me stuff. Well, it's easy to tell generation 4 ponies weren't particularly designed to be seen from the front. Even the show tends to avoid it. It's tedious, and it often looks weird (ex.: the royal sisters due to their ethereal manes, Ember etc.) I try to avoid it as much as possible, myself. While I truly appreciate your compliments, and your, um... threats... I'm simply not happy with it. Maybe a few more adjustments... but that would just be a waste of time, I'd be better off starting over completely. Perhaps one day I'll attempt to 're-make' it, but for now, into the folder of the damned it goes... I'm... not quite sure what that's supposed to mean... You are. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YA Wasn't that the first option you crossed out when I mentioned living there? ...Yes. WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LISTEN TO EINSTEIN MORE OFTEN THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER Ah, just an old classmate of mine. Such a nice kid, very few like him around here. In fact, he's the only one I know who is so genuine and friendly. I still see him around sometimes... Seriously!? IRON MAN IRON MAN IRON MAN It's this odd paper-block-holder that I never use... ...My bed, I guess. That'd be my large drafting triangle.
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    THEY HAVE TAXES FOR THAT S̸̸̢EL̸L͘͝ ̵҉Y͘͞O̸̷͡Ù̵͘Ŗ͏͡ ̶͠S̶O͝UL S-such impertinence! How dare you oversimplify the description of my kind in such manner! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS ...But wouldn't you still get caught in the strings? YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME! I AM UN-HUGGABLE! Those weeps better be from laughing too much I have no idea what you're on about, I already told you, it's just a weird gl̀i͢tc͘h҉.͡ There's nothing there. . . . Ouchies. Why not lay down and have some candy corn instead? . . . Alright then... Duality: >is a kind, well-behaving, devoted christian >doesn't have the slightest problem with describing gruesome medieval torture/execution methods ...Huh. Neat. Oh, you're the one to talk... Only one muffin man and only one muffin pone? Yes, indeed. Otherwise it'd lose its charm. HOW DARE YOU BE TALL OH GOD THE MEMORIES MY PARENTS ARE SHORT I'VE ALREADY OUTGROWN THEM BOTH IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY HEIGHT IS AVERAGE I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME LEAVE ME ALONE What @TigerGeekGuy said. ALSO YOU STILL HAVEN'T CHOSEN BETWEEN DROWNING AND BURNING (this... sounds better with context) -How tall are you? -How would you describe Gilda to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -Who's better at Twister, you or your brother? -Could you build me a functioning desert eagle out of safety pins?
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    SILLY DUALITY EVERYONE KNOWS THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT ANYONE BUT ITSELF TO OWN NUKES SELL THEM TO THE MAFIA SELL THEM TO NORTH KOREA JUST SELL SOMETHING . . . But wouldn't that just be a satin-lined leather jacket? IT REMINDS ME OF AN EXTREMELY IRONIC MEME PARODY THAT PEOPLE OVER-MEMED ANYWAY Alright, now that's just unrealistic. 'Invisibility' I can accept, but 'Shrink-ray"? What are you, Ant Man? IS THAT SO? THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN "MUCHLY"? HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? Oh, it's nothing. The text just g̕l̵i͞t̀ched͡ a little, it does that sometimes. I would try to fix it, but it looks nifty, "don'tcha know"? Don't look much into it, you'll just waste your time. There's nothing worth seeing there, just̴ ͠a ̀bu͟nch ̢of ͏r͞a̡n̢d͏o̷m ̡symbols̨. Tak̴̛͟ȩ̸ i͟t́͡ ̧f̕r҉o̡̕m m̨ȩ́͜.͟ Lead lollies? Sounds rather painful. I gotta say, Duality, I didn't take you for such a dogmatic christian. I know a few people who got to taste them and said they liked them... BUT I ALSO USED EXAMPLEEEEEEEEEES At this point I'm completely confused as to which is which. There's gotta be an easier way to remember... . . . What a twist! Wow. Rude. No, not the muffin pone, ya silly puddle. The muffin man. Still doesn't answer my question... Minus one question for you this round. -Have you ever used a kite? -How would you describe Trixie to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -Who would win in a fight: the Tooth-fairy, or the Easter Bunny?
  18. TheOneGuy0000
    . . . HOW DARE YOU USE MY ORIGINAL MEMES AGAINST ME DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS? ...Well ain't that reassuring. NOBODY DISRESPECTS THE WONKAAAAAAAAAA Good for her, I guess? So I decided to try an angle that I'm not familiar with at all and surprise surprise... IT'S AWFUL I HATE IT WITH A PASSION WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER FINISHING IT, I DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT AT ALL I'M SORRY I FAILED YOU ALL NEVER AGAIN I-it wasn't moving, I just... splashed some water on it... the-there may have been some electricity involved... but I didn't do anything illegal! I hope. It wasn't there anymore last time I checked... Why would you want to learn the viking language? So brutal, so barbaric. Who's the real monster here, hhmmm? Well, you don't live in Europe, the British isles, or America, so it's quite unlikely. Unless you live in Canada or Australia and they moved from France or something. Columbus and (what was left of) his gang of blind people who couldn't tell this place they found wasn't India. But I guess 'America' does sound better than 'Columbia' for the name of a country... Curse you Vespucci! A bit of an understatement, I know. Bored people looking for something mildly interesting to worry about, or just outright bonkers people. Either way, can't really blame them. Just don't go preaching that stuff around too much, the average person is dumb enough as it is. The stereotypical eccentric genius (he created this concept). A forgetful, messy yet formidable goofball. Who could ever hate him? I find most celebrities nowadays to be very superficial. Very few care about being original or becoming a better musician, and it's driving the industry towards a bland, obnoxious place. I'm just curious what they'll call this 'era' of music a couple decades from now... He's by far the nicest, most self-sacrificial guy around. He's not the most intelligent, but you just can't ever get mad at a person like him. If I ever wanted to have a roommate, it would be him.
  19. TheOneGuy0000
    . . . DUALITY WHY So what are you planning to do with it, anyway? WILLY WONKA WITH A MOUSTACHE HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT BUT WHO WEARS STICKERS Three or four, I'd say. Are you keeping them to get the... *ahem*... special one? I ensure you, the crab was in one piece when I found it. As for the 'alive' part... well, I, uh... Of course, but that exact same one? Quite unlikely. Just ad "th" at the end of verbs and use "thee", "thine" and "thou". Fair enough, but your neighbors didn't descend from a latin-speaking nation The Apocalypse. Still waiting... A more serious answer would be the discovery of America A seemingly-ancient moldy corner of bread. Very self-conscious, socially awkward, lonely, a tad self-deprecating, and somewhat compassionate. STOP IT WITH THE EXAM REFERENCES A lot and quite often when I was younger, not much recently. STAPH
  20. TheOneGuy0000
    THEN HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE? You're denying obvious solutions, Duality. I'm running out of options here. . . . But isn't a tuxedo made of leather and covered in metal spikes just a regular leather jacket? QUIT SAYING 'DUR' IT HURTS . . . Give me a minute. . . . There, I taped strings all across the room. Now there's no way that anyone else, invisible or not, is in here with me. Thought you could trick me with your technological shenanigans, eh? ARE YOU? OR ARE YOU DOING IT JUST TO FEEL SUPERIOR TO ME? Oh, I ensure you, I am t̡͟he on̛͝ȩ́́.́͜ ̵͡ ͏̷1 ́͏ ̧͢ ͘ ̸ ͡ ̕ ̴̷͡ ̧ ̀͜ ̴̵ ̨̕ ̷ ͏̴7͘ ̧ ̵ ̨ ҉ ͠͡ ̷́͞ ̨ ̸͜ ̶̕͢1̶̡ ͘͠ ̷͟͞ ͠ ͞ ̴ ͜҉̸ ̀͟͝ ͢͞ ͠͠ ̵ 5̨̕ Oh, I'm sorry, it seems that we ran out of lollipops. How about some candy corn? Duality: Nuclear scientist by night, newspaper boy by day. Those aren't rats, Duality. Those are mutated monsters, abominations of nature. Oh, don't tell me you're spooked by those silly stories. People back in the day burned "witches" alive, remember? Dressing up in weird costumes to 'scare away the evil spirits' was perhaps the funniest thing they did. I never actually got the chance to taste it, is it that bad? Thinking about it, you're right. This is the one holiday most specific to Equestria. Nightmare Night - Halloween Heart's Warming Eve - Christmas Hearts and Hooves Day - Valentine's Day Winter Wrap Up - New Year Summer Sun Festival and Winter Moon Festival - the two solstices Quite the linguist, eh, Mr. Physician? -Who framed Roger Rabbit? -How would you describe Spike to someone who doesn't know anything about the show? -Do you know... the muffin man? -Would you rather burn to death or drown to death? (probably by far the most grim question you're going to ever be asked around here)
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    DUALITY STOP THIS IS WORSE THAN THE EXAM FLASHBACKS No, ya goof, tell me what else you do at night You know what I'm talking about The stealy-steal I suppose that's a little more reassuring. I have a feeling I'll be using this a lot. HASBROOO WHY YOU NO MAKE EMBER MEEEEEEERCH Certainly enticing, but still not a good enough reason *sigh* FINE How many do you have, anyway? . . . Pff, what? Of course not! NONE SHALL SURVIVE THE WRATH OF THE OGRELORD It was years ago. I doubt they still sell them. I suppose once I'm familiar with people I try to seem 'chill' and make them laugh, which is something not many 'extreme' introverts would do. It's to try to make them like me, but also to make myself feel better, as well. It's always nice to be able to talk to someone when you're suffering trough the same thing together. Makes it a lot easier. I don't particularly enjoy opening up to people, and I tend to be very skeptical and careful around strangers. I generally prefer being alone, or with very old, close friends. Much less than you probably think I do. A few words, and a couple of sayings that pretty much everyone knows. English has always been my main focus when it came to learning other languages. 'The Persistence of Memory', by artist Salvador Dali
  22. TheOneGuy0000
    SURELY THERE ARE OTHER SHADY FOLKS LOOKING FOR CHEAP NUCLEAR PARTS IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE, JUST CREATE A MINI NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND STOP SPENDING DOUGH ON ELECTRICITY Perhaps. Spiky leather jackets and tuxedos, however, are. OH GOD IT'S THE KILLER MUSTACHE THE STORIES WERE TRUE . . . I just checked around the room, yup, you're nowhere near close enough for me to hug you. YOU'RE SAYING THAT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEE What do you mean "uh-huh"? It's right there, at the beginning of my username. Surely you can read it. That's because my dodgy replies are the consolation prize Still, I didn't take you for a delivery boy. If somebody else told me this last week I would've probably bursted out laughing Gosh, you sound just like my mother. Why are people so terrified of rats? I mean, sure, the ones that live in the sewers are filthy and carry dozens of diseases, but that's only the case in major cities with huge sewer systems. Rodents in general are actually considered quite cute, and pet rats/mice are no exception. Besides, they love playing, unlike hamsters, who just sit around all day and nearly have a panic attack whenever you approach them. I'd love to get a pet rat someday. HERE WE DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN NO CANDY, NO NOTHING YET I'M STILL TRYING MY BEST TO ENJOY IT BE APPRECIATIVE YOU UNGRATEFUL SPLISH-SPLASH I imagine that was fun. -Candy corn: yea or nay? -Favourite equestrian holiday? -How many languages can you speak? -How would you describe Thorax to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?
  23. TheOneGuy0000
    . . . This slang causes me great pain JUST SAY IT ALREADY So, what, do you keep it in a box in the basement? DO THAT FOR EMBEEEEEEEEEEER SHE DESERVES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT but I don't need stickers Quit badmouthing young goats, you meanie . . . GIVE IT BACK. IT'S OK I DID IT A COUPLE OF TIMES AS WELL RECENTLY BUSY WEEK EH A living tiny crab Might not seem like much, but they're pretty rare around here THE CRAB IT LIVES 'But what if Shr3k is not kill???' A weird key-chain-compass(the drawing tool)-knife-flashlight-screwdriver I actually wanted to buy it, but I never got around to it.
  24. TheOneGuy0000
    BUT HOW CAN THE BLACK MARKET PEOPLE ALSO BE THE GOVERNMENT WHAT I suppose we'll have to wait and see. ALSO HAPPY UPCOMING NIGHTMARE NIGHT IT'S LUNA MONTH BABY LOOK AT HER, SMUGLY EATING THAT APPLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE I CAN'T LET HER DOWN I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THEY'RE NOT PLAYING IT SUBBED ANYWHERE IN MY COUNTRY NOW I HAVE TO PIRATE IT TO SEE IT IN ENGLISH WHICH'LL TAKE AGES SINCE IT JUST CAME OUT GOOD THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPOILERS, EH? YAR HAR HAR But I don't like looking edgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I like looking dappeeeeeeeeeeeeeer I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT ALSO HOW IS THAT SWEET IN ANY WAY BUT I CAN'T YOU'RE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF KILOMETERS AWAY OR AT LEAST TOO FAR AWAY TOO HUG I looked it up, and both are accepted, although adding "up" is more recommended. You probably noticed I was playing around with the words in the saying "quit blowing your horn", and I didn't want to add too much to it HOW DARE YOU I'M NOT SOME ELDRITCH ABOMINATION, NOR AM I NO-ONE I AM THE ONE Wow Duality, I didn't take you for a cheater After all, you're the one who always scolds me for (not-quite-)subtly dodging your questions I knew you would say that. -Bats or rats? -What's your favourite thing about Nightmare Night? -Do kids go trick-or-treating where you live? -What's the highest you've ever jumped from?
  25. TheOneGuy0000
    THEN TURN THEM IN TO THE GOVERNMENT IF THEY SAY YOU DID ANYTHING ILLEGAL YOURSELF DENY IT DESTROY ANY POSSIBLE GIVEAWAY BEFORE OF COURSE -THEN THE GOVERNMENT REWARDS YOU IN MONEY -YOU BECOME FAMOUS AND RICH -??? -BETTER INTERNET Yes, that's right, please continue to be overconfident. It shall be your downfall. For I have said that I won't let you win this debate, AND I AM A MAN OF MY WORD ...Soon. Veeery soon. WAIT YOU HAVE TICKETS FOR THE MOVIE YET NO INTERNET WHAT IS THIS BUY BETTER INTERNET YA SILLY YOU CAN WATCH MOVIE THERE LATER PLUS MUCH MORE I CAN'T GOTTA WEAR TUX, REMEMBER? IT'S MEANT TO BE YOU SILLY IF YOU'LL APPLY IT TO EVERYTHING YOU'LL END UP A CONSPIRACY THEORIST IT'S JUST A MORE INTERESTING WAY OF SAYING "Take care out there, young one." And now you're upset as well, all because of me? . . . NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSER Heretic Please refer to the first part of this reply. I'd be careful if I were you, that horn of yours looks pretty rusty, it's not a good idea to keep blowing it. You're just jealous of my fabulous-yet-edgy banner ALSO I CARE DUALITY AM I NOBODY? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE? VICTORIAN: PONYVILLE-ISH (the floors above tend to be larger than the ones below) GOTHIC: NOTRE DAME I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DESCRIBE THEM, DUALITY JUST PICK ONE So, newspaper boy?
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