TheOneGuy0000

i saw that greeting message you wrote on psychedswanna's welcoming plaza forum

imnotastalkerwhatareyoutalkingabout

you like minecraft over roblox

such great taste

I think you may be my new favorite person 

this mai mc castle :3

don't look like much but doesn't have a single block of space wasted.

three basements with farms that give me over five stacks of every farmable material when harvested, all normal farm animals in the game + horses, llamas, donkeys, and one mule, skeleton spawner next door, end portal less than a couple hundred blocks away, every utility block in the game, every music disc in the game twice over, custom village next door, subforts manning the nearby extreme hills, two underground nether fortresses within walking distance of my nether portal, one ocean monument with a portal to the nether situated right next to one of my fortresses, even a pink sheep that naturally spawned in those plains there (mistook it for a pig at first way back when n00b and first made the world).

perfectly placed lighting, doubled-up water doors, automatic redstone player-access-only gatehouses, built-in sealed-off hostile-mob-spawning areas, easily replaceable snow golems manning the exterior, moats that are well on their way to bedrock since this pic was taken (where the water is on the lower right), the works.

penetrated by hostile mobs only three times since built twoish years ago (somehow two of those times were by a creeper; evil things).

got diamond armour, weapons, and tools that almost all maxed out on enchantments (incl. Mending on all of them; found like three villagers selling that in enchanted book form almost as soon as they added it to the game).

personal fav feature of my first and only mc world (that is, the one with that castle in it):

the Kill Switch.

I must say I am extremely impressed with your survival castle. Aiming for practicality over design, it still manages to be elegant, mixing together the simplicity and symmetry.

And that's not even taking into consideration all the features. I can only imagine immense amounts of dedication were poured into it. I must say, it perfectly mirrors your personality.  

You mentioned a stronghold, yet no dragon egg. Such an exquisite and unique decoration deserves to at least be mentioned, I would assume. Have you not retrieved it yet from the dimension of the lost?

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four withers buried below each of my moat's four 'draw'-bridges, with their final head placeable by four dispensers linked up to four strategically placed buttons below the castle's keep.

when you press the buttons, they near-instantly destroy their way out by going for my bunny farm and subsequently my farm animals, thus taking out the 'draw'-bridges - the only way in or out of the castle besides blockplacing and/or running jumps over the moat and hoping not to die - along with most of the castle's extremities.

since there are very few animals immediately targetable by them in the castle, they are fully airborne, surrounding the castle, and targeting any players near or inside it within a matter of seconds.

tested it once for the sake of making sure it worked, then did it a whole bunch more times because it was so awesome to watch (after backing up my world, of course). 

Out of all the features you mentioned, this is by far the most impressive and insane one. What kind of masochist one must be to acquire so many wither skulls? Unless you built a farm, which, considering it would have to be in the nether, would be equally obnoxious. 

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, though. Every villainous mastermind who respects themselves attaches a self destruct button to their creation. Some people just want to watch the world burn, as they say.

Please, forgive this troubled pyromaniac.