Here No Longer

Evil Mojo, why would you nerf a character that's already considered mediocre at best?

Can all of these greedy, bordering on downright evil corporations like Google and Disney stop trying to become monopolies? Of course not, because corporate capitalism is morally bankrupt by its very nature and people who advocate for it are either brainwashed or are just plain horrible people.

So there's actually the carnivorous equivalent of vegans out there. And it's apparently not all THAT bad. Still bad, because you miss out, particularly on important vitamins so you will probably die from scurvy (vitamin C deficiency) if nothing else kills you first.

Sometimes I wish there were more hours in a day so I could dedicate more to taking care of my body. Seriously, parts of me right now are just... Yuck...

Honestly it's so ridiculous to think that people could actually believe anything that comes out of Alex Jones' mouth. All I hear is evidence he needs to get a lobotomy.

If anyone still thinks Paladins is a shameless Overwatch clone, they should watch this.

"The best thing about it was Racist Barns" - Me, out of context

I'm pretty sure that a decent chunk of you pretty much know the context, considering...

Trying to play a team game with a toxic team that's intent on losing is an awful lot like being forced to get an unnecessary root canal, if the dentist performing it had no reason to even have a dental license.

Some drama-starter on YouTube: "ESAM actively advocates for rockcrocking"

Me after extensively looking for anything like that: "What are you talking about?"

When you realize that all of existence is a JoJo reference:

Feels like I slept for a heck of a lot more than 3 hours...

Loeder proves to us all that the score for Waluigi Pinball was MADE to be put into 8-bit.

So there's a gun in Borderlands 3 now called the Boomer. Though they totally missed out on the meme.

When you're eating a burger and you can just feel your arteries clogging up that little bit more. Oof.

I'm sorry to notify snobby film buffs, but there are no such thing as films that are "objectively" the best. There isn't such a thing as objectivity in matters of opinion, except of course when those opinions contradict the facts of what it is over. Like if anybody said that the Shining had no substance or The Big Lebowski was high concept trash, that would be objectively wrong because anybody who's seen either film knows that these are simply falsehoods being presented as opinions.

But nonetheless, "objective" should almost never be used in these sorts of contexts.

Does anybody else sometimes have this issue in the morning of being unable to talk or really just use your vocal cords outside of concentrated bursts of vocal energy (I suppose you could say) for a half hour or so after they get up? I know that would be under the umbrella of "Selective Mutism," but it's certainly not consciously selective. I'm certainly not choosing not to talk. 

When you start going on YouTube and looking at the comments sections of some progressive political videos, you now can pretty much instantly point out who the hacks are in the audience. And there's plenty of them that pretty much are pretend progressives.

I mean anyone who says that Tulsi voted wrong and that you should vote yes regardless of the obvious hackery, they're them.

If only the far right and the center were actually remotely civil, and weren't so intentionally divisive...

Nobody:

American Political Establishment: "Anybody to the left of center is a commie"

Lefties: "Well, yes, but actually NO." *Collectively point to Bernie Sanders*

Extremely disappointed with the Squad that they decided to cozy up with the Establishment on the Trump vote. The ONLY person who voted the right way in the house was Tulsi. She was the only person who didn't cave... Hopefully, Bernie and Nina and AoC won't cave like the Squad.

And I hope that the progressive outlets (Secular Talk and the like) don't take the partisan hack route either, or may they lose my respect. Kyle Kulinski keeps shilling for Cenk Uygur for some reason anyways when it's OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WHO ISN'T A PROGRESSIVE HACK that he is the ABSOLUTE WORST candidate the actual left could be using to represent themselves with.

EDIT: Humanist Report (Mike Figueredo) and his audience have caved already. Pathetic. Also, a toxic hack viewer is trying to make me seem like I'm being unreasonable and haven't explained myself, when he clearly didn't read the comment that I made at all... What a load of f***ing $#!+. What next? I'll be accused of being a right-wing troll now because I DON'T cave to the Establishment? I bet that's what happens next If it does, all I have to say is "what a way to prove me right."

Michael Bloomberg has already given Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both a run for their money for worst liar in politics.

Any Speedrunner can probably relate to the pain I'm feeling right now... I threw an EASY PB...

It's interesting to see how Americans seem not to care about repeatedly electing war criminals, or candidates who OPENLY state that they support US war crimes. War crimes are egregious crimes against humanity, what? These people should be in jail, not in office.

And we should consider actually ratifying the Geneva Convention, instead of just saying "ehh, we're America. We are exceptions to rules everyone else has to follow."

Random YouTube Commentor: "America loves our president Trump"

Me: "Then America must hate itself..."  

I mean it has been clear to me that it does to some extent, giving Mr. Patriot Act a second term, consistently electing war criminals... I could go on.

Smash Players think they play an unbalanced game? Smash Ultimate is one of the most balanced competitive games there is and definitely the best balanced of the Smash series...