“Why yes indeed, Starlight! Behold the one and only, the totally best thing ever-Cupcake-inator 3000!” She announced like a salemare, her voice booming through the mic. “Guaranteed to fire the frosted goodness at high speeds, create a scrumptious breadcrumbs, I mean, cupcake trails, AND keeps our runners fueled for maximum pooooower!!!”
She gave the cannons a proud pat before aiming it at the foggy forest. One cupcake after another, BOOM! BOOM! A frosted trail formed, turning the scary path more like a candy land lane!
“Step right up folks! Don’t be shy follow the cupcake highway back to the race course!”
Pinkie leaned closer to the mic whispering like a conspirator to Starlight. “Starlight, it even has a sprinkle launcher attachment!”
Pinkie let out a small giggles, before popping back upright, voice loud and bouncy again.
”Cupcakes and directions! Two for one special everypony! Only from your friendly neighborhood, Pinkie and Starlight!”