Cagey

I always find myself struggling to write heartfelt cards. Words are hard. 
 

Dear so-and-so, 

How’s it going? How are things? Wassup? How’s it hangin’? What’s the haps? How do you do? 

[Insert awkward joke about how awkward this card is.]

Statement with an exclamation point!

Your pal,

Cagey