A piece of fruit is a trees ripened ovary
During an hours swim at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles ect.
In a year you will have swallowed 14
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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Today, I resign from my position as Creative Strategist of Call of Duty, as a lead of Infinity Ward, and as an employee of Activision.
What do ya'll think of this?