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    NSFW Story link 
    (if you don't see anything, but want to, then enable mature on Fimfic)
     
    This story is very dumb.
    I was originally just going to be a meme to illustrate noscitur a sociis (a word is known by its associates)... and then I had a few ideas and it was just fun enough to write.
    Anyway, it's another of those stories. So, if you can't see anything here...
    Enjoy this beaver and sulky Fluttershy.

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    I'm mid-proofing the starting chapters of The Fire II.
    And Therefore

    The Reader Must Know Mine Unicorn
    Is Teal
    I Care Not One Whit About Aught Else
    For Her
    Teal, Blue-Green, Aquamarine, Azure, Saxe, Indigo, Lavender
    Fur
    Must
    Be
    Described
    At
    All

    Costs

    TLavender Unicorn Syndrome   MLP: FiM Comedy Random  A lavender unicorn has a terrible day when every lavender unicorn starts turning into copies of her best friend, the lavender unicorn!  Gilda Trixie Flim and Flam Main 6 Chrysalis Sharaloth · 27k words  ·  1,058   21 · 13k views
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    Scotch

    By abronymouse,


    22nd March
    the word "scotch" in hopscotch and butterscotch comes from the old French word "escocher", meaning to cut. In hopscotch we hop over "cuts"

    Artist

    (Fluttershy's colt name is Butterscotch)
    Inaugurate
    late 16th century: from Latin inaugurat- ‘interpreted as omens (from the flight of birds)’
    based on augurare ‘to augur’.

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    Jealousy

    By abronymouse,


    18th March
    *reads a thing*

    "Ooh, this is actually good!"

    "Why aren't I good like this?"

    "Don't worry, everyone else is bad, and maybe everything else this person writes is bad too."

    "Yeah..."

    "—wait, what?"

    "SHHHHH!"
    *reads on huffily*

    Artist
    Sunrise
        Love and happiness
    (But wait a minute)
    Something's going wrong
    Someone's on the phone
    Three o'clock in the morning, yeah
    Talking 'bout, how she can make it right, yeah

    Artist
      ----------------------------------------
    When my turn came
    I was ashamed


    Artist
     
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    Love and happiness

    By abronymouse,


    12th March
    Let me tell you about the power
    The power of love
    Yeah, yeah, yeah


    Artist
    So here I go
    I have my friends cheering below
    And I'll throw uncertainty aside as
    I leave the ground

      --------------------
    Short Story
    *Swish*
    My tail moves through the air with the greatest of ease
    *Swish*
    Not unlike a man on a flying trapeze
    *Swish*
    Or the lazy flight of a swarm of bees
    *Swish*
    As they meander through late-summer trees
    *Swish*
    Now, you too, have thoughts like these.

     

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    A New Fic! But...

    By abronymouse,


    New Fic!
    [FIMFICTION BLOG LINK ONLY AS CONTENT IS RATED 'N' FOR NAUGHTY]
    It's one of those...
    I had a quick break from writing my epic to write something naughty.
    (I can't wait to release Fire Part II: Wildfire you guys!)
    So for those of you who can't see anything!
    And for those of you who'd rather not have seen it!
    Here is a hoers.

     
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    В последний раз (For the Last Time)
    It seems that nothing lasts forever
    Not even an hour
    I can't forget the days when you were with me for the last time

    Artist
      -------------------------------
    Let's play... match the etymology to the word!
    From old French reignier Old English regn (noun), regnian (verb), of Germanic origin. Middle English: from Old French rene, based on Latin retinere ‘retain’.
    Artist

    Reign. From old French reignier
    Rain. Old English regn (noun), regnian (verb), of Germanic origin.
    Rein. Middle English: from Old French rene, based on Latin retinere ‘retain’.
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    Please Replace Me Forever - Night Shine dragonslayer (Random Recommendations in <50 words #31)

    By abronymouse,


    Please Replace Me Forever - Night Shine dragonslayer (Random Recommendations in <50 words #31)
    Please Replace Me Forever
      MLP: FiM Dark Comedy Sad  Most ponies don't want to be replaced by a changeling or spend the rest of their lives suspended in a cocoon. Most. 
    Suicide / Self Harm OC Changelings Night Shine dragonslayer · 13k words  ·  267   3 · 2.7k views
    Overall. A Perfect Day
    Best lines:
    Although I wanted this to say "They can be myself." so bad at the end of that.
    Why read? page turner; intrigue; great OC; relatable themes
    Flaws. Generally well written (and boy is it complicated D: ) but there's a few slips.
    Rainbow Dash loves those long lines —
    This random said tag bugs me (pun intended). Maybe it's a pause-resume you want?
    Meta: Skim-read? ✔ Full-read? TBC Recommend Author? TBC
    Final thought. I Like Big Bugs And I Cannot Lie / You Other Grubbers Can't Deny
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    The Hippogriffic Oath

    By abronymouse,


    17th February
    The Hippogriffic Oath

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    The word hippogriff, also spelled hippogryph, is derived from the Ancient Greek: ἵππος híppos, meaning "horse", and the Italian grifo meaning "griffin" (from Latin: gryp or grypus from Ancient Greek: γρύψ, romanized: grýps), which denotes another mythical creature, with the head of an eagle and body of a lion
    Latinized form of the Greek name Ἱπποκράτης (Hippokrates) meaning "horse power", derived from the elements ἵππος (hippos) meaning "horse" and κράτος (kratos) meaning "power". This was the name of a 5th-century BC Greek doctor who is known as the Father of Medicine.
    The female equivalent of the title "earl" is "countess
    The title "earl" comes from the Old English word eorl, which means "nobleman" or "chieftain
    ----------------------------------------------
    caveat emptor does not mean the cave is empty

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    Artist
          Shakespeare added 1.7K words to the English language
    (or at least he used them in the way they are currently used first)

    Shakespeare's Words A-Z
    Alligator: (n) a large, carnivorous reptile closely related to the crocodile
    Romeo and Juliet, Act 5 Scene 1
    Bedroom: (n) a room for sleeping; furnished with a bed
    A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 2 Scene 2
    Critic: (n) one who judges merit or expresses a reasoned opinion
    Love's Labour's Lost, Act 3 Scene 1
    Downstairs: (adv) on a lower floor; down the steps
    Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 4
    Eyeball: (n) the round part of the eye; organ for vision
    Henry VI Part 1, Act 4 Scene 7
    Fashionable: (adj) stylish; characteristic of a particular period
    Troilus and Cressida, Act 3 Scene 3
    Gossip: (v) to talk casually, usually about others
    The Comedy of Errors, Act 5 Scene 1
    Hurry: (v) to act or move quickly
    The Comedy of Errors, Act 5 Scene 1
     
    Inaudible: (adj) not heard; unable to be heard
    All's Well That Ends Well, Act 5 Scene 3
    Jaded: (adj) worn out; bored or past feeling
    Henry VI Part 2, Act 4 Scene 1
    Kissing: (ppl adj) touching with the lips; exchanging kisses
    Love's Labour's Lost, Act 5 Scene 2
    Lonely: (adj) feeling sad due to lack of companionship
    Coriolanus, Act 4 Scene 1
    Manager: (n) one who controls or administers; person in charge
    Love's Labour's Lost, Act 1 Scene 2
     
    Nervy: (adj) sinewy or strong; bold; easily agitated
    Coriolanus, Act 2 Scene 1
    Obscene: (adj) repulsive or disgusting; offensive to one's morality
    Love's Labour's Lost, Act 1 Scene 1
    Puppy dog: (n) a young, domestic dog
    King John, Act 2 Scene 1
     
    Questioning: (n) the act of inquiring or interrogating
    As You Like It, Act 5 Scene 4
    Rant: (v) to speak at length in inflated or extravagant language
    Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1
     
    Skim milk: (n) milk with its cream removed
    Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 3
    Traditional: (adj) conventional; long-established, bound by tradition
    Richard III, Act 3 Scene 1
     
    Undress: (v) to remove clothes or other covering
    The Taming of the Shrew, Induction Scene 2
    Varied: (adj) incorporating different types or kinds; diverse
    Titus Andronicus, Act 3 Scene 1
    Worthless: (adj) having no value or merit; contemptible
    The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 4 Scene 2
    Xantippe: (n) shrewish wife of Socrates; figuratively, a bad-tempered woman
    The Taming of the Shrew, Act 1 Scene 2
     
    Yelping: (adj) uttering sharp, high-pitched cries
    Henry VI Part 1, Act 4 Scene 2
    Zany: (n) clown's assistant; performer who mimics another's antics
    Love's Labour's Lost, Act 5 Scene 2
    G3 Fluttershy is badass

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    Dancing Foal

    By abronymouse,


    10th February
    Oh, the show, is my world
    Flashing lights, dancing foal
    In the hay, nothing matters
    It's parade time that flatters
    On the stage, no control
    Flashing lights, dancing foal
       
    [hr]
    In the night, no control
    Through the wall something's breaking
    Wearing white as you're walkin'
    Down the street of my soul

    Artist
    -----------------------------------------
    It seemed like the real thing, but I was so blind

     
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    What you're made of

    By abronymouse,


    2nd February
    But David, we wonder
    We wonder if the thunder
    Is ever really gonna begin

    Artist
    "Leave me alone
    Because I'm alright, dad
    Surprised to still
    Be on my own..."

          And if the people stare
    Then the people stare
    I really don't know and I really don't care

          Heavy words are so lightly thrown
    But still I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you
    So, what difference does it make?

          The boy with the thorn in his side
    Behind the hatred, there lies
    A murderous desire for love

          America, your head's too big
    Because, America
    Your belly's too big
    And I love you, I just wish you'd stay where you belong

    Artist
          Spring-heeled Jim lives to love
    Now kissing with his mouth full
    And his eyes on some other fool

    Artist
          First day with the jar, you find
    Everyone lies

    Artist
    We look to Los Angeles
     
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    Grasser and Copper

    By abronymouse,


    27th January
    Grasser. One who gives information. A "squealer" or "squeaker". The origin derives from rhyming slang: grasshopper – copper; a "grass" or "grasser" tells the "copper" or policeman.
    Copper. The term copper was the original word, used in Britain to mean "someone who captures". In British English, the term cop is recorded (Shorter Oxford Dictionary) in the sense of 'to capture' from 1704, derived from the Latin capere via the Old French caper.
    -------
     
    All I see are two bright stars
    At the end that's all we are
    Your love gets left behind you
    It shows us where our steps should go


    Artist
        She's got a fetish for fine art
    A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
    She goes right to my heart
    She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

    Artist
           
    The thing I most regret
    Is having to repress what I'm feeling
    While expressing delight as a myth
    Embrace the epic fail
    Of my exploding whale


    My attempts to obscure
    The wonders of this world
    Be it fortune
    Or faith in distortion
    The patron of prayer
        I lost my strength completely
    Oh, be near me, tired old mare
    With the wind in your hair

    Artist
    What is that song you sing for the dead?
        The lamb cries 'til ears ring
    I cannot love from my prison of shame
    In Cimmerian Shade
    I’ll keep her safe in the well, tailor made

    Artist
        late 18th century: Sanskrit, literally ‘a thought, thought behind speech or action’, from man- ‘think’, related to mind
    I'm on the path of trust, singing
    "Whatever it takes, receive of the light
    Terror will take whatever it likes"

    Artist
      ----------------
    Forum drama and politics in the spoiler!
    Read at your own risk! Seriously! (Also this isn't in any way connected to Fimfic)
    The truth is, it happens
    Praise, then crucify
    Just follow this pattern

    Artist
    So happy in malice...
    They only want to be favoured
    [SUGGESTIVE]
    Tired, blue boy walks my way
    Holding a girl's hand
    That basic bitch leaves finally
    Now I can take her man

    Artist
    I can't stand her whining
    Where's her binky now?
    And loving her seems tiring
    So boy, just love me, down, down, down
          You're just not good enough
    Darling, you're looking rough
    These plain old broads are making my job
    How should I put it? Tough

    Aphrodite, shed your light
    On my smile, and make it glittery
    Like my city shining bright
           
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    I found a picture of you

    By abronymouse,


    20th January
    The powers that be
    That force us to live like we do
    Bring me to my knees
    When I see what they've done to you

    Artist
          Dawn is a sunrise. We get it.
    Just. Write. What. They. Are. Saying.
     
    *waves wand*

    Now very "union"
    becomes "unicorn!"
    you are welcome 
    European Unicorn

    Artist
    The Unicorn Jack

    Artist
    Unicorn of Soviet Socialist Republics

    Artist
     
    [hr]
    Tengo recuerdos de ti / I have memories of you
    Dentro de mi corazón / Inside my heart
    De aquellos tiempos pasados / From those times gone by
    Cuando eras tú mi ilusión / When you were my dream

        Illusion is born
    The heart is racing
    Go away there's no time left
    America

    Artist
        I have loved you, I have grieved
    I’m ashamed to admit I no longer believe

     
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    Gauche

    By abronymouse,


    14th January General thoughts, words, songs, ponies
    Original on FimFic
    gauche
    unsophisticated and socially awkward.
    "a shy and gauche teenager"
    Gauche comes from the French word meaning “awkward.” Gauche in French, is a derivative of the verb gauchir, “to turn, veer,” which has Germanic origins.
    in other words "not cool"

    My Starling flies into the rainbow
    Lost in the mist, Chrysalis, kill your idols
    Safe in my autogynophilia
    One black witch moth, now she’s lost in the meadow

    Artist
          All that I dream
    Where do you run, where do you run to?

    Artist
          There's no place like home
    Now Harryhausen conceived from a cauldron
    Wielding Olympus with eyes on the shore

    Artist
          ACCOUCHEUR
    one that assists at a birth; especially : obstetrician.

    Artist
    The accoucheur was concerned that Cadance's cooch could not accomodate Flurry's bonce.
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    Peosheep

    By abronymouse,


    5th Jan 2025: Random thoughts etc
    Peosheep is the opposite of sheeple.
    They are sheep with the independence of mind of people.
    Sometimes, they are called lambs.
     
      Shadows and light, conspiring

    Carried by stones
    Fairyland all around us
    Like a dead horse
    Sign of your children’s fever
    Carrie, come home (Thorazine’s friend)
    Holding your hands with Opal
    Like a dead horse (shall we ascend?)
    Flight of the mayfly
    Ephemera on my back
    She breaks my arm

    Artist
      MANESLAUGHTER

    Artist
    I was at a split end,
    it was tuft
    so I lockst control
    and crimped their strands...
    in the mane I was not frizzponsible.
    "The day is gone, and all its sweets are gone!"
    By John Keats
    Faded the voice, warmth, whiteness, paradise –
    Vanish’d unseasonably at shut of eve,
    When the dusk holiday – or holinight
    Of fragrant-curtain’d love begins to weave
    The woof of darkness thick, for hid delight...

    Artist
    The Way of Leaves

    Artist Annie Msson (check them out!)
        Time stamp
    Arundel's song (from Icewind Dale)
    Song dedicated to my pony friend, Pawel

    It used to mean "them ones". Middle English: from then anes ‘the one (purpose’) (from then, obsolete oblique form of the + ane ‘one’ + -s3), altered by wrong division.
    It was always a bit of a slangy term. But now them ones has become exclusively used to mean them ones. Spoilered for ick. A slang term chiefly used in Britain for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children.
    But I assume Fimfic is reviving the older use of the term. Ich am sorry for usynge hem, Fimfic 
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    14.07.2023 session
    Previous session – reintroduction to Frostbite.
    Travelled around town.
    Girl taunted Frostbite.
    Pinkie. Pinkie’s go-cart broke. Fell out of the sky.
    Trying to reunite elements of harmony – defeat black liquorice.
    [What was the context of Frostbite’s demise again? Went to dreamrealm. Luna had disappeared. Found Luna – deam-demon.]
    Back in Canterlot.
    What did I miss?
    Dynamo Pad: Not much. Just started and you got back just in time for figuring out recap.
    Cagey: You missed everyone trying to figure out music audio.
    Skylight S.: So we were going to gather the mane six and have them all confront Black Licorice with them
    Forest Storm:I still think it's too early for that, I think we should go to Starlight's village first
    Cagey:Yeah, for the doll
    Dynamo Pad:That sounds like an interesting idea
    I don't think we're ready to face Black Licorice. Plus, without Fluttershy, how would the Mane 6 stand a chance?
    Cagey:We also need to learn what happened to Discord.
    Dynamo Pad:I think he made himself into stone to be closer to Fluttershy, right?
     
    As enter Canterot, Pinkie helps with Castle.
    Crowds overhead are darker…
    Lightening storm over Canterlot!
    Thunder…
    We all hurry on towards Twi! Cracks form in the shield.
    Another castle!? Odd – not like Canterlot, but levitates.
    Can Frostbite fight? “I’m not weak.”
    Frostbite feels empty…
    Mango wants to fight alongside her comrade! She doesn’t fully understand.
    Frostbite leaning on Dyny.
    “Let’s go Dyny.”
    Castle is bad castle.
    Mango wants to fly into castle with Caramel.

    Castle is off. Castle is like memory of castle.
    Mango flies in with Caramel. Caramel hesitates – invstigatorially.
     
     
    Mango challenges these ponies.
    It tries to touch Mango.
    Mango dodges out of the way.
    Skylight – could they be distracted?
    Rock pie?
    But if it bashes onto another rock.
    Rock distracts.
    Forest’s limbs creak.
    Skylight’s fabulous glitter glints
    Deeper into the castle
    Mango snouts ahead.
    There are icicles in front of the door.
    Mango sees the icicle snakes

     
    "Rawr. Am snek!"
    Mango is too sleepy for snek...
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    27th May session

    By abronymouse,


    Ponyfinder
    Recap
    Trees dying daily – dead tree animated! Blue beam drained life. Forest Storm pwn. Ghostly equine form appeared!
    Dinner with the Apples
    AB leaves room to prepare dinner.
    Mango is creeped out by filly. Is she in a waking nightmare? Or a sleeping nightmare?
    Lil’ Mac hiding timidly. Too short to eat at table. Apple Green carrying on her head. Apple Crumble – being a team.
    AJ is there!
    Ghost pony.
    Mango noms apples hungrily. Apple slice appetiser.
    Apple Caramel.
    Caramel offered apple by Dyny.
    Silky – also nomming.
    Is Lamp Shade a messy eater? Is their apple on his chin?
    Silky pipes up. “What’s been going down?”
    Stopped demon-filly. Then took on Womping Willow.
    gathering the Mane Six to defeat her, we found an evil spirit in a tree, a doll with a lot of magic, a crazy filly with a knife that created a home alone house, some really angry fashion-forward guards…"
    Up jumps a doll and this is what she said!
    "Oh yeah, and it turns out Starlight is also kind of an alicorn…"

     
    (Swatch)

     
    Mango offers the doll in a jar an apple slice.
    Mango giggles at the doll’s antics.
    Lampshade is build and curious.
    "Pleased to meet you. Silky, is it?" Lamp Shade holds out a hoof.
    Grilled apples. Apple steaks.
    Door bell rings. AB goes to the door. AB “Be right back!”
    Forest – door demon.
    Mango nods wisely
     
    Who could it be…


     
    Caramel – “Stay away from my stallion!”

     
    "Oh yeah, we met Pinkie Pie and she's got a rocket powered go-kart that she's going to use to get the rest of the Mane Six together," Skylight whispers to Sikly
    Skylight tilts her head, confused why a non-apple pony suddenly joined.

     
    AB was grabbed by DT.
    Mango munches on apple slice and returns to table for delicious apple stake.
    Mango hears the door demon. “You shall not pass!” She flops her ear at it.
    Dyny mentions the scary door.
    "We also entered the dream relm, where we met a door demon, but it turns out that it wasn't in the dream relm, and now I'm really confused and Dynamo is scared for life. I tell him he needs to hug a plushie,"
    Silky suggests not the doll in jar.
    Dyny hugs.
    Mango asks Swatch: “Who’s that piece of posh crumpet?”
    DT Mayor of Ponyville.
    Swatch: “They have a business relationship.”
    Lamp Shade.
    Mango holds out some Apple Steak for silky. It has doll hoofprints in.

     
     

     
    Mango – puts some apple stickiness on Silky’s feathers. Silky scrunch face.
     
    Party suspicious of business dealings.
    Silky wonders about business dealings, but is too sticky and is busy calming caramel.
    Silky: send the druid!
    AJ bonding with neices.
    Dyny – frequent business dealings.
    Oh yeah did I mention we found Applejack?" Skylight whispers to Silky.
    Silky processes.
    Silky politely excuses herself from the table.
    Caramel: whispers in before we find out theyre secretly together.
    Swatch is an honest down-to-earth pony.
    I was just thinking that but I didn't wanna jinx it! We'd be the Homewreckers x2!
    Applebloom wears the dungarees in their relationship.
    Silky and Dyny sees them talking in the gilded carriage.
    Sneak up on them! Hide behind the hay.
    What excuse!? Getting some hay for the plush!
    Skylight's pouts once Dynamo and Silky get up now that she is no longer snuggled between her two best friends.
    Both AB and DT are kissing!
    DT is unphased.
    AB is flustered.
    “I JUST WANT TO FEED THIS DOLL SOME HAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! ” ~ Dyny.
    AB. “I can explain.”
    DT. “Just get back to the dining room already.” She pulls AB back down.
    Swatch – “You alright.”
    Silky to Dyny “Should we tell them?”
    Silky tries to feed the plush. Mango ‘awws’.
    Caramel has sly smirk – she knows.
    Anyone want apple dessert.
    Silky and Dyny are reminded of AB by the slutty food.
    Skylight notices Caramel's smirk and copies it.
    Mango eventually notices all the smirking. “What’s all this about?”
    Dyny.
    “What did you see out there?” she asks as Dyny seems unusually quiet.
    Caramel fills Mango in. She loudly looks towards.
    Lamp Shade thanks Swatch for the meal.
    Mango is not censorious and is also full of apple treats.
    Skylight giggles as she eats the apple fritter ice cream she's carrying.
    "I suppose from a traditionalist standpoint, it was expected for Ms. Bloom to settle down with a stallion and children, but... it wouldn't be morally just to keep this under wraps, no?"
    Lamp Shade – must be delicate.

     
    Gosh darn it Sycofear, why do you always have to make us the homewreckers?" Skylight gumbles towards the players.
    Silky goes to poke the hay.
    Silky accuses them.
    “One of you is married!”
    AB is frustrated and flustered.
    DT “What’s there to explain.”
    Caramel “Typical!”
    Dyny “Why would you want to have an affair.”
    DT “Because I give her things her huspony can’t.”
    Lampshade – “AB should speak to her huspony.”
    Silky “Like to be smug with her huspony?”
    DT stands up. “While I would like to be open, AB has a family. Think of the children!”
    Silky “This involves adults.”
    DT “ What is Swatch won’t be part of the family…”
    Silky “Well… maybe the family should split up!”
    Forest Storm – let nature take its course.
    Dyny – is surprised by Silky.
    Caramel – still smirking. Reminisces of past before Dyny.
    This is a matter of trust. You've broken his trust, and you must deal with the consequences. Treat him as an equal, as somepony you respect. Meet each other on a plane of honest communication, and you can both find a way forward from betrayal, putting the kids first, and reaching fulfillment for the both of you. He deserves that much."
    "Gosh, why does this always happen to the ponies that I looked up to from my fillyhood!?" Skylight exclaims, covering her eyes and moaning
    DT – maybe Lamp Shade is right.
    "Don't meet your idols. Unless it's Luna, who I'm sure will never disappoint me."
    Silky shall be the vehicle of the homewrecking?
    Lamp Shade. “You can’t blame others. We need a professional. I have a contact…”
    Silky begins the mediation.
    Swatch – “Our family is built on a steel foundation…”
    Lamp Shade – shepherds the children away.
    Caramel summons Swatch…
    “AB should be the one to say it…” says Silky.
    Caramel – rip the bandaid off.
    "How cold you do this to everypony that looked up to you!?" Skylight cries to Apple Bloom
    Outside the barn. AJ… Mango can’t budge AJ. Mango tries to interest her in an apple. But AJ has seen all the apples.
    Inside the barn. Caramel sympathises. Splotch is sad.
    AB “A couple of years ago… at the bar… DT… we kept cheating on you.”
    DT “She’s cheating on you!”
    Silky “With you!”
    Mango tries to distract AJ with a mango. But there are no mangoes here other than her in AJ’s view.
    Mango tries to make enough noise.
    AJ ignores her. “This is a family matter.”
    Mango continues making noise – she will serve Lamp Shade and prove she can be a good mango! But it is futile.
    "LOOK AT THOSE LIPSTICK KISSES!" Skylight shouts
    Splotch starts walking away.
    He starts sobbing.
    Silky – “Nothing to say to your huspony?”
    AB – “I don’t know what to say.”
    DT – taps AB on shoulder. “Go say you’re sorry.”
    Caramel Ripple:she holds him, rubbing his back gently in a comforting manner, letting him sob on her
    Dynamo Pad:Dynamo moves over onto the other side of Swatch, before gently rubbing his arm/shoulder soothingly.
    AJ is frowning at Mango, who looks awkwardly back and slowly flaps up into the sky, holding her gaze.
    Caramel Ripple:OOC: Bit more background on Caramel, she was married to a wealthy stallion in Canterlot, but he had an affair with Diamond and Caramel got left in the dark, which is when the Apple family took her in and she became a part of the apple family
    Skylight Scintillate:OOC: Wait, Skylight can do alchemy magic..
    Support group.
    Skylight is completely going off Diamond, but then she turns arount to the rest of the group and says "Alright, enough home-wrecking, and start Licorice-wrecking"

     
    AB goes to apologise to Swatch.
    Swatch has to go. He starts walking away.
    Dyny “Where are you going?”
    Swatch doesn’t know. Back to Manehatten.
    “Think of the children.”
    “Your relationship doesn’t define you…” Silky.
    Caramel nods sagely.
    Swatch “You didn’t hear what I heard. Years… Ahm gonna go get drunk.”
    Diplomacy check!
    Caramel – spend time somewhere and clear his mind?
    Success! Swatch turns round and goes back to AB.
    AB runs to Swatch.
    Silky, “For years, really! Show some remorse.”
    Silky is determined to be a homewrecker. “Don’t reconcile, you foals!”
    AB stays in the house. Swatch.
    Lamp Shade is playing monopoly. Apple Green is bullying. Poor lil’Mac. “Where’s mama?”
    “She’s fine. We’re gonna sleep in the barn.”
    Apple Green “They’re kicking us out of the house.”
    “It’s fine – everyone is sleeping in different places.”
    “Even mum and dad!”
    Apple Green “She means they’re gonna have a divorce!”
    Big Mac looks upset.
    Lamp Shade – “Behave!”
    Diplomacy check!
    Hero point! “Tell me about the monsters…”
    AJ is getting angry.
    Silky
    Silver Spoon!
     




     
    AJ shouts at AB.
    Escort Swatch over to old CMC clubhouse.
    Caramel comforts him.
    He asks for paints. He holds Lil’Mac. Teaches child how to paint…
    2 days pass...
    Party sleep at CMC hideout. Scootaloo is excited to see you.
    “What’s up!?”
    Caramel – history has repeated itself…
    Silky asks for cupcakes.
    Skylight digs around in herbaked good dimension. "I got cinnamon rolls..."
    Silky is mature.
    Mango is scooter.
    Forest is scooter.
    Forest wants to check Fluttershy/Discord statutes. Flutter-statue is still there.
    All fall asleep…
    Dyny wakes up, but there is an odd uncomfortable feeling.
    The door demon is back! The exit to the room is a shade of red….
    Mango is dreaming flying dreams. Caramel is dreaming jilting dreams.
    Dyny wakes Caramel.



     
    (Lil’Mac)

     
    Dyny is scared. Caramel pulls him into a hug.
    Silky blinks awake. Silky sees a bright red door.

     
    "Give me five more minutes Mom, I'm having a dream about swimming in cotton candy..."
    Skylight mumbles
    "Yes, we need more windows..." Skylight mumbles in her sleep
    *need more
    "More windows always helps!" Skylight shouts rather aggressively while somehow remaining asleep
    Skylight is eventually shaken wake. "Wha..." suddenly, she notices the door and is wide awake. "That door looks different but strangely familiar, in a bad way…"
    Caramel – calming potion.
    Silky offers calming potion to Dyny.
    "I'm too young to die!" says Skylight.
    Scootaloo wakes up… “We saw a bad door! Don’t open it!”
    “Oh…. Kay….?” Scoot says.
    “Can we leave another way?” asks Dyny.
    Caramel explains the background to the door.
    Scoot says the door is kinda similar.
    Scoot: “Deal with your door demons.”
    Dyny is scared and doesn’t want to leave.
    Mango tries to inspire everyone to face the door demon together.
    They trot towards the door. Silky offers a comforting wing. Dyny opens the door with his magic.
    “Are you sure?”
    Mango readies her bow.
    Caramel readies crossbow.
    Dyny opens the door.
    Dark pony mass appears! It has Frostbite!
    Mango and Dyny call out to Frostbite.
    Frostbite wants to get through the door!
    Fighting the door.
    Mango is angry.
    Frostbite’s head pops out. “We!” the head says.
    Mango tries to pull Frostbite out. The beast screams. Frostbite doesn’t like being pulled out either. The chunks of the beast are dragged through the door.
    Frostbite! He lacks a horn, left forehoof, left hindleg gone… Leaks black goo…
    Mango gives Frostbite a healing potion.
    Frostbite begins to weep.
    Frostbite is not injured.
    Mango weeps too.
    Scoot gets Alchemy.
    Finally, Frostbite blinks slowly. His face is still unnaturally blank. Then: "We are... I am... alone...."
    "Take that, stupid door!" Skylight shouts

    *suspicious look
    The Door Demon: maniacal laughter

  21. abronymouse

    21.04 Session Pony in a bottle

    By abronymouse,


    Ponyfinder
    Last session
    Previously… Dyny stroked Starlight’s face.
    Asked questions of her and then became suspicious of her.
    Starlight was confronted for looking young.
    Party went to outskirts of town. Two Celestia priests, one old and one young.
    Younger one roped party into aiding him finding the little possessed filly.
    Begins
    Mango removes knife.
    Mango presents herself to be healed.
    Skylight opines that the filly is up to no good.
    Lamp Shade humbly waits to be healed.
    Dyny tries to heal lamp shade, but he is too chad. His wounds become him.
    Forest Storm is up. Still too chad.
    Filly is gingerly healed.
    Lampshade believes that the filly should be brought back to the temple.
    Mango suggests encasing the head in a large fruit.
    "Let me see if I can find my licorice lasso" Skylight digs through her pocket dimension.
    Filly is restrained in delicious liquorice. Mango carries the candy filly.
    Forest Storm – check up on the priest. Priest regards grand piano.
    Skylight fires a rocket which destroys the grand piano.
    Priest is confused.
    Dyny – reassures.
    Suddenly hentai!
    Dyny explains about possessed filly.
    It is common for them to become possessed!
    It’s a newer phenomenon. The party are non-plussed. Magic goes crazy.
    Can she be exorcised?
    Yes!
    Mango carries the child. Mango flinches.
    "How about no!?" Skylight replies to the filly.
    “Only knife after exorcism. NOT BEFORE!”
    Mango says “unicorns are nuts”.
    Caramel responds that she “resembles that remark” to which Mango giggles.
    Dyny, is dating a crazy unicorn!
    Crazy unicorn begins to try to exorcise the demon but is discouraged.
    Possessed FIlly "pffftblblblb" to skylight.
    Mango squeaks as she is poked by the filly’s head. She tuts at it and tightens the lasso.
    Who can exorcise? Head priest can exorcise?
    Anyone can be possessed by a demon? Evil demons might act like Black Liquorice.
    To Maud
    "Yeah let's find Pinkie quickly, then gather the rest of the mane six and confront Black Licorice" says Skylight.
    Mango buys potions.
    The ponies sleep.
    The Everfree looks more menacing. Given that last time Mango got decapitated, that is very menacing.
    Mango asks if the forest is angry.
    "Fate doesn't seem to be looking kindly upon us today. Maybe we should... reconsider?" says Lamp Shade.
    "Something feels off..." Skylight remarks.
    Forest Storm is uncertain.
    Mango sees Lamp Shade etc looking sad and puts on a show with her sword dance. “Go Homewreckers!”
    Everyone hears a *tink* like a pebble hitting glass.
    Mango tries to see, but can’t.
    Skylight stops and turns her head towards it. "Did you all hear that?" she whispers to the others.
    Caramel nods.
    It sounds low to the ground.
    Lamp Shade wavers at the sounds. The ominous forest has dampened his enthusiasm.
    Mango wants to investigate with Lamp Shade – she puts a comforting hoof to their shoulder and moves towards the noise.
    Forest lights a torch.
    Forest pokes bush with a stick.
    Deciduous shrub.
    Mango eats shrub.
    In the gap she sees a reflection/glint. “I saw a glint!” Mango says.
    Button behind glass.
    “Hello?”
    *tink tink*
    Skylight casts detect magic and the bush is magic. Enchantment, to be precise.
    Mason Jar with pony doll in it. Brown-red hair + button-eyes.

     


     

     

     
    "Can you talk?"
    "If so, why are you in there?"
    It doesn’t respond.
    Mango is securing the area.
    In tact shrub? Old shrub, or fast growing?
    “Tap three times if you understand,” says Skylight. It taps four times.
    “Bring it with us?”
    "That was four. Welp, either that doll is messing with us or it doesn't understand."
    “Show it to Starlight?”
    "Yeah let's do that"
    Mango, Dyny step back.
    Forest picks it up. “Animated plush falls on its back.”
    Forest puts it in his saddlebag.
    Go through barrier.
    Caramel sees this:


     


    Mango waves at them.
    Caramel says to be careful with the military.
    Mango shrugs it off.
    "Wait, didn't we hear somepony complain about them from Canterlot from a while back?" Skylight whispered to Caramel despite how high up they were.
    [Rich unicorns complained about them back in the Day Court.The pegasi are landing at a tower.]
    Starlight noms lunch. Phyllis!
    To her office!
    “Why was it in a bush!”
    Mango stomps her hoof – irritable that they have let themselves become distracted.
    Starlight observes that it is strange.
    Lamp Shade nods at Skylight. "They used to be common, but not anymore?"
    “No one remembers my little doggy,” says Starlight.
    “It might get rebooted!” says Lamp Shade.
    It can’t get out the jar.
    “Aw!” go the ponies.
    "But why is it's magic so strong?" Skylight asks
    "What."
    “Could it be Black Liquorice’s?”
    “Keep it!”
    “Would BL know we took it?” asks Dyny.
    “Who does it belong to?”
    Stalight goes outside to try to cast the magic.
    “What’s the deal, with the angry fashion forward ponies in the sky?”
    “That’s the berets!”
    "The ones in the red uniforms. Why were the poniescomplaining about them?"
    They are angry former military.
    "Maybe Beret just needs to meet Fluttershy."
    Starlight casts the spell.
    The pony doesn’t seem to be living or on this plane.
    Starlight mentions that the magic is connected to Our Town.
    "Yeah we did. I remember this quite vividly." Skylight said to Dynamo. She turns to Starlight "Hey look, we know you're past that."
    20 years ago it was there.
    Quest to find the remnant of magic. AJ’s brother moved to Our Town. Check. Doll belongs to a person in Our Town. Why in the forest? To visit Ponyville?
    Go back to Ponyville.
    Resting in Ponyville.
    Plan ask Maud about Pinkie.
    "Well our town is quite far away. I think we should just focus on Ponyville, finding Pinkie Pie, and dealing with Black Licorice"
    "I think we should look into this after we deal with Black Licorice"
    "Personally, I think that we should just get the mane six together to just deal with Black Licorice..."
    "If only there was a train that went very quickly between Canterlot and Ponyville. Maybe something like a high speed train of some sort..." Skylight remarked.
    Maud is there.

    “Are you here for the tour?”
    No – urgent mission.
    “Where is Pinkie Pie!”
    Why not just say so.
    Pinkie returns the letter in a day?



     
    "Hello Pinkie Pie, I'm Skylight," Skylight replies.
    “Is that Forest Storm?”
    "Yes, there's this totally evil pony that wants to make everypony in Equestria miserable and we want to gather up all of the mane six to defeat this pony."
    "Her name is Black Licorice But the way"
    "We can trust Pinkie, right?"
    "I think this is just her super secret planning place or something," Skylight says.
    Re: trusting Pinkie: "Bearer of Harmony, savior of Equestria, friend to the princess. I don't see why not...?" Lamp Shade sounds nervous.
    Skylight S.:"Come on, let's just go" Skylight encourages
    "...And what is the purpose of this go kart?"
    "Well Black Licorice caused this, I think if we defeat her, it would be fixed. Also, We could just have a doctor following her to just constantly cast healing magic on her or something..."
    "I suppose we should get her last."
    "Also, can we all fit on that go kart?"
    "No I don't think so," Skylight whispers to Dynamo.
  22. abronymouse

    31st March - 1st April Session

    By abronymouse,


    Ponyfinder
    (Previously in the session) Border of Canterlot. Looking for Pinkie through Maud. On way, suddenly got distracted by possessed filly.
    Lampshade is here. (Cagey’s new character.)
    Dilapidated mansion. Unconscious form of priest of Celestia outside mansion.
    Priest is covered in pastry. Bonked on head.
    Stabby filly mad knife swishing + mane swishing. Discordant noises are heard from hooves slipping on the keys of a grand piano which swings over priest.
    Lampshade saves the priest by moving him away from piano's trajectory.
    Skylight throws book of piano music baked into a pie. Which hits!
    Mango tries to disarm the filly and gets knifed.
    Forest heals the priest.
    Lampshade does uppies – waiting to be carried by Mango within range of the stabby filly.
    Stabby filly complains about flying.
    Dynamo bucks the door down. It slams open.
    Forest Storm peers in.
    Skylight lights up her horn to peer inside.
    She sees a slippery trail leading to an oven! Baking time!
    Mango finds stabby filly carrying anvil to stairs. Complains about flight interfering with traps.
    Mango gets badly battered by the filly’s exorcist-like spinning head.
    Dynamo wonders what to do and enters the building with more peering round carefully. Forest also enters - the corpses of the trees which gave their life to the building unsettles him, down to the very fibers of his beard.
    Upstairs is amateur filly wrestling. Lamp Shade tries to grapple filly (success!) and pin (fail). Lamp Shade moves the filly out of range of the badly pulped Mango.
    Mango decides it's time to school a filly and pokes it with the lance.
    Filly turns Lamp Shade into a colander.
    Hearing the wrestling match the others want in. Dynamo gallops upstairs to try to find them. Forest and Skylight gallop after, nimbly skipping over traps, to GM curses.
    Lamp Shade goes for the pin again (success!).
    Mango unarmed hoofs the filly, stomping with hooves forward and turning her head away from the creepiness of the revolving head of the possessed filly.
    Stabby pinned filly wriggles and revolves its head impotently. It informs the party that their mothers provide oral pleasure to the monsters of Tartarus.
    Dynamo, outraged, knocks the filly unconscious.
    "Luna be praised!" says Lamp Shade who is an acolyte of the church of Luna. (She’s an acolyte of the church of Luna who was impressed by the party.) 
  23. abronymouse
    Talk with RD. Told about AJ (who stayed back in Ponyville). RD gave up after 5 years. Married (?). Head Wonderbolt. Creature in the sky – hellfire phoenix that burns and de-ages. Cloudsdale (?).
     
    Sunset + Twi + Starlight – Black Liquorice. Trust what party will do.
     
    Ponyville lacking doctor. Party asks for aid for Ponyville. Sent to church of Luna.
     
    Party went into dreamscape – learn of mare who is doing Luna’s job. They are asked by other members of church to help. Mare, priestess of Luna is permanently asleep.
     
    Travelled through different ponies’ dreams. Fluttershy.
     
    Unfamiliar town with unfamiliar filly.
    Found unicorn – focusing on doorway. (Party are looking for a member of Luna’s church)
     
    Mare is sealing the door.
     
    Party asks questions of the mare and that distracts her – as she is distracted the door begins to open. Everyone wakes.
     
    Priestess of Luna wakes up but stops moving. Church of Luna sees red door from the dream sitting in middle of the room.
     
    Frostbite (like a wise kririn) opens the door.
     
    Monster pummels frostbite + party. Frostbite is absorbed and taken through the door.
    Session ends.
  24. abronymouse

    28th January

    By abronymouse,


    Ponyfinder
    It all began when Forest Storm became... Lizard Storm 

    Silky, Forest and Vibrant
    Outside the cell. Silky checking coast is clear.
     
    Frostbite, Mango, Roswell, Aurora
    Poke frostbite. Frostbite bite spear. Frostbite miss spear. Bitey Frost!
    We need the guard to go away!
    Repulse them? Defecation strategy.
    Knock the door to annoy them away?
    Attack guard?
    Bore the guards.
    More guards!
    Guard knows one has escaped!
    Silky passes a note!
    Stealthy note?
    Glittery note! Guards see its sparkliness.
    Fighting guards?
    Persuade guards!
    Deceive guards! Go Caramel! Caramel is too gritty and honest.
    Dyny deceive guards!? Dyny is too geodude and honest.
    Dyny magic hand + stone. Convince guard that there is more magic… guard want magic!

     
    Forest Storm ask Discord?
    Silkeh has a parasprite pet!
    GM HEEELP
    Flapping of wings outside.
    Hey Chrysus!
    “Want friends out?”
    Silkeh sass.
    Chrysus head rolls.
    Chrysus jail-break!
    Silkeh like saving friends.
    Chrysus need to be paid.
    “Name your price.”
    “Price? You can’t handle the price.”
    Alchemy?
    Royalty?
    Silky uses bluff!
    Chrysus wants money in the claw. Not bluffs in the mouth.
    Chrysus wants Silkeh’s shop ‘Potions R us’.
    It costs 1000 backstory bits.
    Your silky backstory now belongs to the griffon >:3 Your shop is no longer pink and feathery. It is grubby and griffony.
    Vibrant examines the deed of transfer.
    We are released! AJ comes with. Held by Mango and Frostbite.
    Leads to door close to forest.
    Reunion – Beatrix is ok.
    Reunion – Black Liquorice is evil, burned Flutters + has elements of harmony.
    Planning
    Mango suggests return Applejack. Caramel has apple-connection and talks to her.
    Pick up Rarity + Sweetie and bring back to Canterlot.
    Consult on Flutters with Twi.
    Ponyville
    Forest is talking to Discord to help break friends out of jail.
    Discord is stoned.
    Poke poke with hoof.
    Talk talk with tongue.
    Discord angry with Black Liquorice? Only Fluttershy!
    Discord charges after BL!
    Discord in danger?
    Sweet Apple Acres.
    Apple reunion.
    Mango emotional. Frostbite uncomfortable.
    Carousel
    We are bedraggled!
    Mango gives a pony version of what happens, including AJ.
    Rarity bounds to AJ.
    Sweetie – let’s go to Canterlot.
    Canterlot
    Mango talks about the good times in Ponyville. Sweetie the music teacher. Sweetie smiles
    Sweetie – sings + piano.
    Mango sings. Sweetie sings.
    Mantis interrupts! Mantis hates swing
    Dyny spells Mantis. It is quite easy to spell.
    Frostbite grrs Mantis. Mantis will not be grrd.
    Skylight firworks Mantis. It does not work.
    Forest storm storms mantis! He is master of the woods!
    Mango dances in the ash >:3
    Caramel is relieved.
    Mango gives Forest an ashy hug.
    Quiet all around.
    Discord rampage.
    Canterlot!
    Pegasus guard delivers paper.
    Wonderbolts meeting.
    Sweetie XP! 1GP + Old cloak. Mango waves manically as a pink unicorn.
    To Starlight!

     
  25. abronymouse

    20th Jan brainstorming

    By abronymouse,


    Ponyfinder
    Escape planning!
    Situation
    Castle of Pony Sisters. Enchanted concrete walls. Some damage.
    Door – metal bars slidey.
    Griffon Guards. Gambling. Shifts. Fairly armoured.
    Window – bars. Small hole.
     

     
     
    50ft away sink-hole. Fewer guards.
    Items stowed in prison.
    AJ – unhurt. Needs Hat + Dash.
    Griffons come close to mock Forest.
     
    More information from guards? (General info on griffons – why are they here? Abandon BL?)
    Exiting cell.
    Walls damaged – burrow?
    Slidey doors. Bars non-magical. Vulnerable to acid (Forest Storm). Vulnerable to fire (Nirik Frostbite?).
    Window – bars/surround. Frostbite/Mango pull bars out? 
    **Forest Storm is able to transform and sneak through bars!
    Keys.
    Schadenfrede – perception/will penalty (Skylight). Charm (Dyny + Forest) or Command (Dyny) guard to come close and then levitate keys?
    Mango put on a performance to distract them and then levitate keys? Skylight distract them with tea party :3 Roswell/Caramel put on detective show. Frostbite could beat Mango up and the guards open the door to save her.
    Negotiate with the guards – get them to join us?

     
    Collecting items and escaping out of the location without alerting guards
    Sneaking? Who is sneakiest?
    Distract the guards. With prestidigitation?
    Attack guards? With noxious vapour? Enfeeble? Submission ray?
    Escort out of the prison. Schadenfrede – perception/will penalty (Skylight). Charm (Dyny + Forest) or Command (Dyny) guard to come close and then levitate keys?
     
     
     
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