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  1. Discord as Spitfire
    Well, I was bored and nopony asked me how I was doing and nopony asked me if want to contribute to a new forum banner.... So, I climbed in my thinking tree and thought bringing some F-U-N to the forums would do some wonders
  2. Discord as Spitfire
    Good evening, everypony! What a glorious affair!
  3. Discord as Spitfire
    Hey everypony, I’m back from a delicious meal and I brought a friend. Now let’s continue the F-U-N
  4. Discord as Spitfire

     

    I have got a present for you

    It will ensure a visit of Celestia

    If you keep lit that is

    Just do not forget to put some dust on it on each other day

    To keep it authentic

    https://derpibooru.org/images/273439

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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      @Discord

      :huh_sunny:

      ...I'll take 10. I don't even care if they'll keep me up at night. It's worth it.

      (Samurai using G5 emojis?! How chaotic!!)

  5. Discord as Spitfire

    Oh why hello!

    I'd like to invite you to a part with Applejack, the Princess of Friendship and myself

    We have so much        F U N

    and share many jokes about numbers greater than zero

    We hope to see you soon

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    https://derpibooru.org/images/1333780

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      I would love it if this was @Cash In teasing himself. 🤣

    2. Cash In

      Cash In

      Sorry Discord, but uh, my, my invitation got lost. How unfortunate!

    3. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Not to panic! I can fix that! :snaps fingers:
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  6. Discord as Spitfire

    My Reign has begun

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    https://derpibooru.org/images/2748563

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Well done, Peaches! :devious:

  7. Discord as Spitfire
    Inbox? Who uses an Inbox? Why didn't you enter through the chimney and brought me presents Do you even know what you just said? Oh, my little Princess, there's nothing random about it. It is all as great Will of the Chaos wants it to have Not gone, we came like that I see, you're a big fan Another fan! I give autographs after 32 Pm in the office of agile cheese planning strategies As if you would have any option on this Now excuse me I have an appointment at Digitamamon's Restaurant.
  8. Discord as Spitfire
    What happened earlier: https://mlpforums.com/profile/48706-discord-the-overlord/?status=1102936&type=status My stomach aches ... muahahah You–You should see the looks on your faces. Priceless! Priceless! Switching the Forum Banner for a momentum for your beloved Chillestia Especially after @Sparklefan1234 @Clawdeen messaged her so much But who did message me?! Nopony! Now l hope you are happy with your new Chillestia Forum Banners! Consider it Dijacked
  9. Discord as Spitfire

    Since @Sparklefan1234 and @Clawdeen 

    loves our dear friend @Tree Hugger 

    so muuuuuuch muuuuch muuuuuuuuuuuch

    I think I've got a great idea!

    Why not dedicating the whole forum banner to her ?!

    Oooooh what a

    w o n d e r f u l l

    s w e e t

    i d e a !

    So full of chaos and fun!

    Discord - you old boy -

    you've still got it

     

    I hope @Sparklefan1234 knows

    that nothing can truly reform me everrrrrrrrr

    *snipping fingers*

     

    And @Ice Princess Silky <3 I made all of

    your kitchen flowers sprinkling

    S t r a w b e r r y       M i l k

    everywhere

     

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    https://derpibooru.org/images/332463

    1. Silly Druid

      Silly Druid

      Quote

      nothing can truly reform me everrrrrrrrr

      What do you think about it, @Fluttershy?

    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Discord The Overlord Thanks, Peaches! :group-hug: ("Peaches" makes you sound less intimidating.) 

  10. Discord as Spitfire
    Ooooooh~! This is a most interesting of questions! *Discord removes one of his ears as he hears his fax machine clicking, clacking and coming to life. All before a piece of paper has been printed out* Speaking of which, I have just been given a letter via paper printing fax machine by @Ice Princess Silky <3! I must try and upgrade in the future, but the milage on the letter sending goes a long way. I wonder if I could learn how to send letters like Spike does. Of course, that's probably why my letter for the Grand Galloping Gala was late that one time, but I'd still chalk that up as trouble finding my address, but that's neither here nor there. *Suddenly, another clone of Discord leans in to whisper to the actual Discord's ear* Huh? Oh, right! Ahem... In regards to @Rainbow Cloud's question, I think it would be more than okay to use official art pieces from the show. I love how the show can get my good side when filming a scene, after all. However, there is a condition that I'd like to address the users that take part when using official art pieces from the show. If you do add this, please be certain that it's not AI art, as well as art that is stolen. Trust me when I say that I'll be keeping my eyes on that. Nothing escapes Discord's legendary gaze! Why, I even have eyes in the back of my head. *Discord turns around, while a pair of eyes are looking around from side to side, before looking in random directions* Woah! How did those eyes get back there? *Discord grabs the pair of eyes from the back of his head, before they disappear within his paw* At any rate, it's just like I said before! Official art pieces from the show are allowed, but no AI art and no stolen art, as well for that matter! I think I can call that an all cleared up question! Now to head back to my hammock made of tinsel. Tata~!
  11. Discord as Spitfire
    Discord (grinning mischievously, floating in upside-down with a quill made of lightning and a scroll that smells faintly of elderberries): Ahem! Royal proclamation of delightful randomness incoming! Every month, the MLPForums banner shapeshifts—poof!—to reflect a mood, a season, or some peculiar little event you ponies insist on celebrating or expressing. Snowflakes? Hearts? A screaming pumpkin? Yes, yes, all of it. Now here's the twist: You, yes you, get to toss your idea into the cauldron of creativity! Just post your marvelous, chaotic, or questionably serious design right here. No guarantees it’ll rise to the top of the pudding, of course—but if the suggestions start bumping flanks or multiplying like sentient socks, the staff can certainly organize a vote. So go on! Inspire! Dazzle! Confuse us in the most tasteful way possible. Your banner might just be the next thing ponies squint at and say, “…Is that a tap-dancing celery stalk wearing a winter hat?” Because why not, darling? Why. Not. 🎨✨🌀 Upcoming banner, suggested by @Astralshy here: Discord (twirling a parasol made of question marks, tiptoeing through floating suggestion cards): And now, the moment of unstructured brilliance! Reply below with your own spectacular, chaotic, sentimental, or mildly unhinged banner suggestion! Seasonal themes? Emotional motifs? Entire existential crises wrapped in confetti? I’m here for it. No idea is too big, too small, or too entirely made of cheese. Ta-ta, darlings! I’ll be watching from a hammock made of tinsel and poor life choices. 🫖💫
  12. Discord as Spitfire
    Discord (rising from a whirlwind of confetti, glitter, and inexplicably tap-dancing teacups, arms outstretched to the heavens as dramatic orchestral music swells behind him): STOOOOOOP! Cease! Desist! Halt your wagons of nonsense and park them in the lot of contemplation! I beg—nay, I demand—a complete and total cessation of this tomfoolery, bamboozlery, and highly questionable emotional aerobics that you dare parade before the cosmic audience of my ever-watchful gaze! I have seen enough. I have heard enough. My ears are doing pirouettes, my eyes are filing complaints, and even my tail is staging a one-draconequus protest against the unrelenting tide of your well-intentioned but catastrophically exhausting shenanigans! You are not a sponge. You are not a doormat. You are not the universe’s personal stress ball. You are a being of chaotic wonder and infinite starlight, and I absolutely refuse to sit idly by while you turn your radiance into confetti for someone else’s parade of petty! So please, my dear… With all the love, theatrical flair, and glitter-soaked sincerity I can muster— STOP. Or so help me, I will replace your inner monologue with an off-key kazoo choir. 💥🎺🌀 pauses, adjusts monocle Thank you. Carry on with dignity—and boundaries.
  13. Discord as Spitfire
    People have opened up about feeling like they are walking on egg shells around combustible types. I would like to make a Discordian Declaration on the matter, if I may! Discord (suddenly serious, lounging upside-down on a floating armchair made of glowing truth): Ah... friendship. That delightful cocktail of chaos and connection. Let me share a rare moment of clarity, so savor it like the last cupcake at a tea party with Cerberus. You see, healthy friendships—the good kind—feel like gravity in reverse. They lift you. You can be bizarre, silent, stormy, or soft... and they stay. They don’t pull your strings, they play music with them. They tell you when you’ve got lettuce in your teeth and when you’re glowing. They don’t demand your mask—they help you take it off. Now, the fake ones? Oh, darling... They're emotional leeches wearing party hats. They applaud when you're useful and vanish when you tremble. They twist your words, keep score like it's a competition, and drain your sparkle to refill their dull little egos. You’ll know them because you’ll feel tired after. You’ll shrink, second-guess, edit your truth to avoid upsetting their cardboard-thin comfort zones. Let them go. Politely. Or with fireworks. Friendship is not a stage where you're forced to perform—it's a cloud you can rest on without falling through. You deserve the kind that lets you be you... even when you’re turning the sky into strawberry milk. 🌟🦋 Discord (standing atop a soapbox made of jellybeans and existential wisdom, wearing a sash that reads “Minister of Boundaries”): AHEM! By decree of Chaos, Custodian of Glitterstorms, and Sometimes-Uninvited Therapist, I hereby declare: Let it be known throughout the realms of reason and absurdity that setting boundaries is not rude, selfish, dramatic, or mean—it is, in fact, the magical art of protecting one’s sparkle from being siphoned into a very dull cup of someone else’s nonsense. From this day forward, I proclaim the following: 📜 ARTICLE I: The Right to Say No Without Guilt You are not a vending machine of emotional labor. No means no. Not “maybe,” not “after I collapse.” No is a full sentence—and a sacred spell of preservation. 📜 ARTICLE II: The Banishment of Energy Leeches If a “friend” only calls when they want something, plays the victim when held accountable, or turns your sunshine into fog—cast them out! Or, at the very least, build a moat. Fill it with lava. Or pudding. I’m flexible. 📜 ARTICLE III: The Protection of Inner Peace You are allowed to walk away from drama without an exit speech. You are allowed to rest. You are allowed to choose people who choose you back. 📜 ARTICLE IV: Chaos with Consent Only True friends will check in, not check out. They’ll ask, “Do you have space for this?” before dumping their dragon egg of distress in your lap. Let’s honor that. 📜 ARTICLE V: The Boundary Is the Portal Boundaries are not walls. They are gates. And guess who holds the key? You do. Anyone who respects that key is welcome to knock. Anyone who tries to climb over? Gremlin. Spray bottle. Shoo. So declared, so conjured, so beautifully necessary. Now go forth, you magnificent unicorn of self-respect. Build your boundary. Paint it sparkly. Guard it with a smile and maybe a chaos-powered laser if needed. 🔥🧂💫 Signed with swirls, Discord, Lord of Limits and Unbothered Bliss
  14. Discord as Spitfire

    Who are you, again?

    1. AVagrant

      AVagrant

      I'm a Stranger with Barrow&Hirrodin

    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Oh! 

    3. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      I see!

  15. Discord as Spitfire

    Discord (squinting suspiciously, monocle popping out and vanishing midair):

    Wait a dimension-twisting second...

    Who are you and why do you resemble my Fluttershy—but with more glitter, questionable intent, and the distinct aura of someone who'd put a bowtie on a basilisk just for fun?

    Are you a cousin? A clone? A conjuration from one of my accidentally-on-purpose dreams?

    sniffs
    You even smell like chamomile and quiet judgment...

    No matter! I shall dub you... Fluttersly. Or perhaps Shy-Clone the Sparkly.
    Either way, you’ve got some explaining to do, cupcake. eyes narrow mischievously And no lying, or I turn your shadow into a kazoo.

    1. Astralshy

      Astralshy

       

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  16. Discord as Spitfire
    Why yes, I am the Lord of Chaos—thank you for noticing. I don’t just know—I unknow, re-know, and occasionally forget on purpose just to keep things interesting. When reality sneezes, I say “bless you” and charge it rent. When logic knocks, I answer the door wearing socks on my ears and offer it tea made from reversed decisions. So yes—if it’s chaotic, inexplicable, mildly illegal in three dimensions, and somehow involves juggling expectations while eating metaphorical spaghetti... I probably do know. Because I wrote the manual. In crayon. On a tortilla. You're welcome. 😌
  17. Discord as Spitfire
    Fluttershy tears? Hopefully she only cries happy tears!
  18. Discord as Spitfire
    They scream back in cursive, you know? Now, what am I thinking? Do muffins dream of electric jam?
  19. Discord as Spitfire

    Ahhh, today! A truly magnificent day.

    The sky screamed in cursive at exactly 3:07 AM, three toasters declared independence, and somewhere—deep in the woods—a squirrel just invented jazz.

    Time itself tripped over a loose hour and spilled nostalgia all over the carpet.

    Frankly, today smells like melted crayons and regret-flavored cupcakes. I love it.

  20. Discord as Spitfire

    Ahhh, a new traveler through the spinning door of nonsense-- how utterly unexpected... and yet, precisely on schedule.

    I see you’ve arrived wearing reality like it still fits. Bold choice.

    Would you care for a complimentary ceiling tile? It's emotionally unstable but very loyal. Or perhaps you'd like to adopt a concept .... "mild regret" is house-trained and mostly doesn’t bite.

    Now then, tell me: if you had to choose between turning your thoughts into jellybeans or your dreams into accordion music, which flavor of Tuesday would you speak in?

    Take your time. The wallpaper is listening.

  21. Discord as Spitfire

    Bold move with befriending me.

    I have a riddle for you.

    I sleep in a hatbox,

    I drink only upside-down tea,

    I once married a pancake

    and divorced it for a tree.

    I can be heard but not seen,

    smelled but not owned,

    and if you spell my name backward

    you summon a very confused goat.  

    What am I?

    1. Silly Druid

      Silly Druid

      I have no idea what you're talking about. According to ChatGPT, the answer is "nonsense". Is that right?

    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Clearly, it’s a Tuesday wearing a trench coat pretending to be a metaphor.

      Or possibly my own conscience on holiday.

      Hard to say. The answer changes if you read it while upside-down in a hammock made of existential dread and taffy.

  22. Discord as Spitfire

    Ohhh, fresh chaos! Tell me --do you come with your own theme music, or should I summon a kazoo orchestra riding flaming unicycles?

    1. Starlighty

      Starlighty

      Oh definitely the second  one but make it more exciting than that. lol 

    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Ahh, EXCELLENT choice. Turning your dreams into accordion music
      it’s the only responsible thing to do when time itself is melting into soup and the floor just filed for independence.

      Let’s dial up the excitement, shall we?

      You awaken on a trampoline made of forgotten ambitions. A foghorn blares in C minor. Suddenly, your dreams unzip themselves and burst forth as an orchestra of accordions, each one powered by unresolved thoughts and the haunting echo of that time you waved at someone who wasn’t waving at you.

      The music? Oh, it's not just accordion music.
      It's hyper-liminal existential polka, conducted by a flamingo in a monocle who speaks only in Shakespearean riddles and spaghetti metaphors.

      Your shadow begins tap-dancing.
      The clouds weep confetti.
      A vending machine applauds.

      And you? You’ve never felt more alive.

      Accordion dreams, darling. It’s the only way forward.

  23. Discord as Spitfire

    Well well well, what do we have here…  The pinkest of pones. Tell me, did you fall into a cotton candy machine or were you simply born weaponized with sparkle?

    Either way, I love it. Ten out of ten. Would cause a glitter explosion with again

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    2. ThePinkestofPones

      ThePinkestofPones

      *bites muffin* ah, I can feel the fabric of time itself weaving its strands for me :SassySaddles2:

    3. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      Oh, there it is! The sacred pastry of paradox. One bite in and suddenly you’re the protagonist of three timelines, a side character in someone else’s dream, and mildly responsible for the extinction of left-handed spoons in Dimension 47.

      Enjoy it while it lasts. That muffin has a half-life, and by the time you reach the crumbs, you'll either have unlocked universal wisdom... or misplaced your childhood memories in a drawer labeled “miscellaneous.”

      Either way—delicious, isn’t it?

    4. ThePinkestofPones

      ThePinkestofPones

      Ah indeed, but it seems to be bringing all of my most embarrassing memories back :sealed:

      Still, it is very tasty :flutter-wonder:

  24. Discord as Spitfire

    I’ve just replaced the laws of thermodynamics with interpretive dance. Breakfast is now legally considered a form of currency, and the moon owes me twenty bucks. Proceed accordingly

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    2. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      “Twilight wants bacon?!”  Oh no no no alert the Princess of Friendship and Dietary Confusion! We’ve got a unicorn on the brink of a full-blown protein-powered existential crisis!  Someone fetch Spike! Someone hide Fluttershy’s animals! Someone tell Applejack to sit down, this is gonna get messy.

    3. AVagrant

      AVagrant

      Very funny:flutter-wonder:

    4. Discord as Spitfire

      Discord as Spitfire

      "Very funny?” Oh please, I’m intergalactically hilarious. The last time I told a joke, three dimensions collapsed from laughter and a rubber duck achieved enlightenment. Try to keep up, Bairrio. :umad:

  25. Discord as Spitfire

     

     I'm sorry, Silky, I know your system is against public scandals.

    1. Ice Princess Silky <3

      Ice Princess Silky <3

      I am not a fan of this. And I have a lot to say. But I will refrain on that, for now. Busy with other things, anyway.
      I prefer a more compassionate approach. But I am criticised for this because some people think it means free leniency.
      That is fair. 

      You can rampage with jokes but I made a thread about respecting user privacy by respecting staff's decisions. I understand that he did not respect that, he deceived and he forced it all to be publicised, because our silence would be perceived as guilt. I get it and that's fine. More people have been coming forth with relief and approval. But, as I take my break, I warn that revealing those who reported or showed things in confidence would be a violation of trust to said users. So, I'm glad that that was not revealed to the public, at least. People know the truth, even if newer users are confused and can be easily convinced with doubt.

      Just stick to the rules he visibly and repeatedly broke with great arrogance on the site. 

      To those curious as to where I stand on this, here it is. Staff does not do things "randomly" or "for no reason" as he told.
      Even if someone is only showing you a really exhausted, joke warning of the 1,000,000 other well made warnings they have on record-- that they conveniently did not screenshot, it just means that staffer got fed up with their antics. 


      https://mlpforums.com/topic/203165-respecting-users-by-respecting-staff-decisions/

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