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  1. KPM
    Oh, a demi-god pony. Seems like a regular morning. Wait. What?
  2. KPM
    Fluttershy, supposedly a weak link of the Mane 6, yet to show any mentionable strength. Her stare can be a dangerous thing. Even a seasoned warrior may have problems disobeying the stare. However... A quick swipe thro will take her out. There isn't room for cuteness in a battle.
  3. KPM
    I am one, I am many... But mostly, I am angry.
  4. KPM
    My race...? Licorn. I'm A licorn.
  5. KPM
    This guy would probably spend all day wondering how did the apocalypse happen while we rot without food. Death.
  6. KPM
    You can't escape me, foal. Your silly General attire doesn't have holes for your wings! *Slashy slashy* Sayonara.
  7. KPM
    Why can't I just be myself taking this "official" photo? Why do I need to be so normal?
  8. KPM
    Come on, awkward boner... NOT NOW.
  9. KPM
    I'm not stupid... I'm just a bit blonde.
  10. KPM
    Bwaha... Tiny man, are you sure you should be here? I'ma cut your legs off and beat you with them. While making all the bootleg jokes I can imagine.
  11. KPM
    They said green wasn't my color. But my style needs no color.
  12. KPM
    I'm back, you Metalman! And guess what! Your deafening music won't deafen me more than I already am! My ears are, for now, null of all feel, JUST FOR YOU! Ain' ya happy? And not only that, but I enchanced my blades with Antarctic Vibranium. Don't ask me how did I get it.... But guess who's going to bleed NOW? *Once again, lashes out against the man, melting through the metal skin and causing grievous wounds. For real.* Today, victory shall be mine! ... *Throws a Hyper Scoution next to the man* I don't want to piss off 'Tavi by taking out her colleague, and I owe you one. And I promise that's not poisoned.
  13. KPM
    Look, we needn't date. It wouldn't work. Can you at least put a shirt on? x_X
  14. KPM
    Git me into metal, I'll get you out of here. It's a deal.
  15. KPM
    I wake up next to you, while still having my bed AND body intact? *zzzzz*
  16. KPM
    She's... She's drunk again.
  17. KPM
    Excuse me, Miss Pinkie... It would seem you are possessed by something evil. BACK OFF, FOUL SPIRITS! THAT'S MY COLLEAGUE YOU'RE MESSING WITH. YOU HEAR? CAUSE I STILL DON'T. I need to replace my ears sooner or later... I am no exorcist. I'll get Miss Twilight to do something about that... If she even listens to me. I don't want to mess with a Pinkie that isn't compassionate. Would be a defeat in little time.
  18. KPM
    Say hello to my little cello!
  19. KPM
    Coca-cola bottle. Obviously!
  20. KPM
    I look damn weird if you just look at these being my eyebrows... Maximum ninjas. STOP ASKING FOR A BUCKING DISPENSER.
  21. KPM
    Who you callin' little?! *feels blood rushing through the ear* Hmm. That can't be too he-.. YOU MADE ME DEAF? YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS? YOU HEAR ME? CAUSE I DON'T. You just wasted your one trick. Now then, let's see here, why are you so red? *Blood is flowing down, also through the eyes* Perfect. Red hot pain and red bot-sight. I'll fix it later. I'll show you a REAL Bow-string. *Takes arrow* <... I forgot my bow home again. DAMNIT.> *Throws arrow pitifully* Oh right, metal skin... Umm, gimme a minute? *Retreats into one of the hidden basements*
  22. KPM
    I am generally against Alicorn OCs, but this one isn't done with a pony-creator. If he has a good backstory explaining his Alicorn-hood, is k. 8/10.
  23. KPM
    Did you really think a mere bow-string would cut through reinforced armor? Foal. You're unarmored. While you'd give Octavia a run for her money, there's something you lack... HOOVES!... I forgot where I was going with this. *Prances around, letting the armor's spikes cut through making small wounds*
  24. KPM
    Leave me be. Set me free.
  25. KPM
    Epic X-mas hat applying skills represent! 9/10.
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