KPM

Doesn't matter. I'd be doomed for more reasons that one if I caused you problems. We aren't even supposed to try fight each other out, directly or indirectly.

You know... I could possibly poison a cupcake you're about to eat. Implying you would let me handle the cupcakes for christmas festivies

Someone who is just as cruel when in the mood, someone with just as much assassination-experience, and someone who is also green as hell? Best. Duel. Ever. It will last for 2 days until one drops from mere exhaustion. The victor? I have no idea.

Shot down. No contest. Forums are being slow. I'm not sure about their abilities. But there's 2 of them, 1 of me, and more than a dozen sharp things that can hit them. Lash about, tons of damage. Feel victorious discovering new tastes.

.... Did I leave the oven on?

Don't get an awkward boner, don't get an awkward boner...

Not an alicorn? Just a pegasus? Okay mate. Direct combat it is! Please don't go up in the air though this bow is actually rather difficult to aim with.

You might know me from approximately 9001 years into the future.

So let me get this straight. So far, you're planning to win all your battles using your army, even though you clearly are an alicorn? You're weaker than I thought. Thanks for the army mention. It's so big, it's surprisingly easy to play the role of a spy when it's not even difficult in less crowded circumstances. You'd better check your everything for hidden additional substances. And if that don' work.. Just a direct assassination blowing the cover will do. I mean, it would technically end up being a victory if it's your army that takes me out and not you.

Update time! Pinkamena has been helping a lot with my parroting worries. She's using what seems to be her tulpaic strength overall - her emotional waves are strong as buck. She applies it with her speech and it gives it a very unique vibe. Starting today (IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD - OUKER ISN'T PROCRASTINATING SOMETHING) I am going to impose her every single moment that I remember to. This is a huge step from my stuck state of narrating, talking with her and sometimes visualizing. Alas, our wonderland has returned to it's original state. Not even the ponypencer is left, just the grassy meadow, the blue sky and the giant tree of wisdom. She enjoys her stay as she can summon anything she wants at will (except for me I guess). She's a fun pony. I don't think I can have a regret of her anymore. Also, with since I am trying to get out of the parroting stage, I should probably let her talk to y'all too! Hi? Umm, you don't want to say anything else to them? :/ I can't think of anything to say. *Sigh* . While her emotional waves are strong, she has the problem that appears above, often she doesn't have words to describe things. So, Pinkamena, I just let you talk to other people than me, how do you feel about that? At least they are slowly getting to know me. Ouker out. Happy apocalypse to y'all!

Receive potassium chloride Insert A-pony-calypse.

Receive a speech bubble dripping with sarcasm. Insert Christmas Morning.

Glamorous

You look confused. That's because your nerves and reflexes are no longer listening to you. I am not actually here. That's your eyes fooling you. Game over.

Comrade, fighting me is the highlight of your life.

Attention. 7/10

FOR DERPACIA. Just because that rang on my ears, I give 10/10, a rare case from me.

Scoutker is a war veteran. You really think a cute little marble would defeat him? Yes. Yes it would. Scoutker is against fighting that, so even if it took a 1000 years, that little thingy would win over time.

A griffon. With a skin that basically shouts "TARGET HERE" This has to be a joke. Envenomed so quickly, you won't even reach the beak of the battle.

Pardners. We can do this. There's 3 of us. We can recreate this world.

I beg your pardon, but ponies don't normally wear clothes. Then again... WHY ARE THERE NON-PINKAMENA PONIES ON MY BED? D:

I am being silly and festive, so I might actually let you win for funzies. Yes, this is not a trap. BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN BE THE WINNER.

STAND WITH ME, BROTHER AND SISTER. ... Seriously. You gonna read that book forever?

If you never saw Twilight's parents, these could be them.