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"Yeah, I hate Shipping too. Er, Spike, Shipping is when people want two ponies to be together. Like, lets say, Soarin and RD. It's kinda like that, and I think it's gross." Timeless said with a sneer on her face.

Well,er,a,okay, I guess.

"You boys are the most annoying thing since Timberwolves! I'm gonna have a little chat with Twilight about this!" Timeless said, and walked inside the library. She turned to Twilight.

"The two boys out there are fighting over who should ship with you, calling it 'love', when we both know at least half of Ponyville is caught up in that cr**." Timeless told Twilight, a bit annoyed.

(Can someone play Twilight?)

Alright, once again, why not.

"What is with shipping already! Boys, calm down! Love is a powerful thing, and you can't just let Twi 'Love You'. Seriously, we've been talking about shipping for a while now, because practicably everypony in Ponyville is caught up in that cr-urk!" Timeless had a teeny vision about how they weren't gonna listen to her, so she cast a shield in front of them. "Don't make me do what I gotta do to you two! And me and Zecora are friends, but she dislikes being called a Witchdoctor. And yes, I like to specialize in potions, even though that's not my special talent. And that potion...what ingredients are added to it? Seems like a very nice mixture."

You need to be shipped with ds8: http://mlpforums.com/user/6245-ds8/

Two Luna Fans shipped? Why not.

(Don't ya mean Timeless? XD)

"Huh. Well, that happens a lot, and nopony ever says fire...and wasn't Twilight's last weekly letter to Celestia was last monday? Oh, whatever. What's your name, sweetie? I'm Timeless, the local witchdoctor." Timeless scolded, a little enraged that this was what she delayed her shop opening to.

Timeless rushed over to the sound of the words ' Fire!' and stuff like that. She quickly made her Potion shop closed, and saw the very nice salesman talking angrily to a guy with a fire extinguisher.

"Whats all the racket? I was having a nice day and then somepony was yelling 'FIRE!'...what was all that about?"

uh...nope.

I'm kinda new, but it might be nice if I was on here.

Ship me with just anyone. I don't really care.

Timeless got her breakfast at Sugarcube corner, and then decided to open her Potion Shop. She whizzed the sign around to "Open".

"HEY, PONIES! MY POTION SHOP IS UP, SO GET YOUR POTIONS HERE TODAY! LOVE, DESIRE, WATER GUN, GET IT ALL HERE!"

Timeless sat down and waited for customers.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm kinda new. I have Firework potions-one by mistake went off yesterday- Spice Potions, Desire Potions, Mix Potions, Water Potions-You name it. I'm a whiz at potions, the ponies in Canterlot always wondered why my special talent isn't potions." Timeless said with a wink, looking at the Heart's Desire. "My special talent, oddly, is seeing things other's can't. That means having visions. I don't know if that's a talent, but..." Timeless's voice trailed off.

"Yup. I decided to do some errands while I'm waiting for my usual at Sugarcube Corner, so yeah. Timeless, by the way. I'm the owner of that potion shop down the street, I sell potions of all kinds. Love, Truth...Fireworks..stuff like that. I'm attempting to make a better Truth Potion recipe, and I think a Hearts Desire might spruce it up." Timeless rambled. This was one of her main problems - rambling.

Timeless grumbled. Line were horrible, she could say that. She stretched her neck, and asked the attendent-

"Hi there. Er, could ya' get me a Hearts Desire? I'm running out." Timeless asked the pony, who she was sure was going to scold her for attempting to cut lines.

Timeless decided to get behind Byron, she did need some flowers for a potion she was making. She got behind Byron, and played around with some magic sparks. She hated waiting, but this was better then being bored.

As Timeless walked away and made the Aura's visible, the fruit shop owner responded and asked for some bits. Timeless laughed, and placed two bits she was carrying on the counter to the pony.

"Hey, thanks." She told the pony behind the counter.

Timeless noticed the pony going away, mumbling something about the fruit shop owner not responding. There was a flower shop that was turning out be pretty popular, but Timeless hated lines. She decided she'd practice her aura spell on some random ponies. She used her spell, and it showed some blue and gold aura's around some ponies. Hers was naturally a bright pink. She laughed, and decided to make the aura's visible. She always liked to do that, after all, it was a good thing to do while waiting for her usual. She used a bit more magic to make the aura's visible to other ponies, causing shocked looks from a lot of them. Timeless laughed.

"You kidding, right, kiddo?" A pony passing by her told her, with a laugh. Other ponies began saying remarks about this.

"She's at it again."

"Mom, this is so cool!"

"How does she do that?"

"That's the local witchdoctor to you."

Timeless knew her usual was going to take a while, so she told the cashier she would be right back. She looked around and saw a fruit store. She decided a strawberry to put on her pancake supreme wouldn't be so bad. She squeezed next to the pony that was ordering.

"And could you get me a strawberry? PLEASSSEEEE?"

Timeless jumped in Sugarcube corner, and shook out her mane to make sure it was neat. She found herself a four-sitter table (She apparently likes Four-Sitters) And put her stuff on it. Then she ran over to the cashier.

"Hey, the usual." Timeless said, putting a spice potion she was carrying on the counter. She normally uses her potions as pay, and she normally carries 5-10 potions. At the moment she was carrying a Spice Potion, A firework Potion, and a Truth Potion. They were all good, but she wasn't really sure if the truth potion was user-friendly. She was going to test it when she got back home. She sat down at a table and looked around. Oddly, Sugarcube corner was empty...

I'd like to reserve please.

And, even though this RP is kinda old, it seems good enough. I'll get my character up soon as possible.

Well, apparently, Timeless slept on the sidewalk. She had a awkward, but not unusual for her, dream.

"What's going on?"

"Your gonna wake up in a second."

"Y-"

Timeless woke up, and shaked her head. She grumbled a bit to see she slept on the sidewalk. She woke up on time, but now where to go? She decided to treat herself to breakfast at Sugarcube Corner.

Timeless slumped around a random building, and her potion that she was holding randomly glowed. Sparks shot up in the air like fireworks from the potion, causing 'oohs' and 'aahs' from nearby ponies. They all acted like she did it on purpose, but she didn't. She sweated and giggled.

"Sorry."

The fireworks caused quite a racket that someponies were coming outside to see what all the ruckus was going on. Timeless was used to ponies staring at her oddly, she was Ponyville's native witchdocter (And Zecora, but does she count?) Some other ponies were clapping from the display, and Timeless stowed the potion away in her saddlebag.

"Uh...sorry...just some astray fireworks." Timeless said very weakly...stuff like this was always happening to her that ponies in Ponyville were quite used to it.

Please excuse me while I go yell at my little brother for teaching me that a furry is cool and making me interested

Timeless had just woken up, when she noticed she was extreamly late. She hurried downstairs and hoped her Potion center was all in order. When it was, she sighed, and drank a bit of this 'Energy' potion she conjured up last night and took a sigh of relief. Great, thinks were working out well. She didn't have time for breakfast, so she just ran outside to her backyard, grabbed a Heart's Desire she was growing, and whipped up a potion. After a couple of seconds, and after about a 2-minute break because of the extreme magic she had put up, she drank it and felt utterly full. She went out of her home/shop and took a small walk around town.

"Well, great, oversleeping just shut out my magic for the rest of the day. Splendid." Timeless told herself with a shake of her head. Her potions normally go wrong, but luckily those two didn't. Though, her head was hurting a bit... probably just another of those awkward prophecy's that made no actual sense that she randomly says ("I predict, one second from the last word of this prophecy, muffins will fall from the sky!" "I predict I will go to bed in one minute.", stuff like that)

Yeah, I saw Shade telling Filly Pinkie Pie to join, so I decided, "Why the **** not" and decided to join.