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  1. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Darkflash started laughing. His bewildering Discord and DF mix laugh. "Oh Twilight dear, do you really think you can just beat me that easily? Not even your petty teachers could stop me! I HAVE BECOME THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!" He dashed over, beginning to drain Twilight's harmony energy. "This is going to be fun!" He could already feel the power of the elements flowing into him. Shade slowly raised her head, smiling a little. "Yes... I do..." Just then, she remembered something. *flashback to 5 years ago* Shade had been 16 at this time. She had known Discord had gotten out, and nopony knew about it. All she could remember is a scythe... She had swung it at him... And he went back into statue form... Was it the scythe that messed everything up? Giving him this power? "Boss... It may not be too late! We need to get to the museum!"
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    Shade looked up, seeing the shadow. "Y-yes. But the one I knew, even for a brief time, is the villian. Darkflash has power that rivals Discord's, and now he has his, too! There is no hope, now. We can't stop him." She fell back down. "By the way, who are you, mysterious shadow?"
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    "Oh please. You expect me to lose to that rusty old thing? Thats like you hitting me with a pillow." He quickly ran over, stabbing him in the stomach, taking his blade. "Why don't you learn that you should just stay away? You can't win!" He ran over to the jar, prying it open. Best. Decision. Ever. Shade watched from far away. A large explosion of darkness, and the loud laughter of DF and Discord mixed together. "It's over, Boss. It's all... over..." She fell to the ground. "And I never got to... get married to the husband of my dreams..." She began to sob.
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    Darkflash glared at her. This could be a problem. He could already sense control of the shadows within her. Another big hint is that she was holding was The Dark Magic, a long sought after book throughout Equestria. "I see you found the book... So, please don't interfere, ok?" He turned and walked towards the jar.
  5. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    (OOC: Technically, in this form, he isn't a pony, but whatever.) He felt his arm being blown off. Ah well. He flung a plethora of daggers at DD, hitting him half the time. He picked up his arm with his other one, reattaching it. It started from the bone up, disgusting. He continued on. Walking inside, he saw a jar glowing red... Or was it purple? It was glowing purple, but then what was the red glow? he turned towards the corner of the room, seeing another pony. "Hey! Who are you? What are you doing in here?" He readied his dark power, waiting for a response.
  6. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Darkflash smiled. He walked over to the dead Quillusion, conjuring a cup. He dipped the cup in the blood, gulping it down, the pure rose red blood trickling down his face, his eyes in a crazy state. (OOC: See? DH Isn't the only gross one!) He began to laugh, a crazy, deranged laugh. He tore off the lock, walking into the jar room.
  7. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Darkflash sighed. "You never learn, do you?" He grabbed the giant sword with his middle and index finger. he chuckled quietly, taking the sword from the magic's grasp. "Now, lets continue, shall we?" He quickly kicked her, stunning her, then swung at her with the sword, along with some more daggers. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???" Shade said, looking at the battle taking place.
  8. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Darkflash smiled, the dagger merely hitting him, bouncing off him as if he were made of titanium. "Wrong choice." (OOC: I demand the epic battle theme!) http-~~-//soundcloud.com/byron-carroll-1/darkflash-lord-of-demon-ponies He charged forward, knocking her back with a single punch. He quickly made more daggers, throwing them at her. "DON'T YOU SEE? YOU CAN'T WIN!" He began to laugh crazily. He quickly threw another punch, followed by several kicks.
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    Shade blushed, clearly in an awkward situation. "Well... Is it time for all of this horror to end?" She slowly smiled. "So... Is there anything you want to ask?" (OOC: Don't worry, this roleplay is staying clean ) She walked over to him, giving him a quick kiss. But then she heard the whirlwind outside. Lightlash looked down at the horror below. Darkflash had gone completely power-mad. It was all over.
  10. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Can you come and give my town a concert???
  11. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Did you truly defeat Discord with your bass cannon?
  12. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Something snapped inside of Darkflash. "Why... Won't... You... Get... AWAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" A large dark tornado, more powerful than a sonic rainboom, swirled around him at alarming speeds. When it finally dissipated, leaving behind mountains of debris, Darkflash unleashed his true form. "I WARNED YOU, QUILLUSION!" Snapping his fingers, large daggers of dark energy flung themselves towards Quills.
  13. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Lord Darkflash was getting aggravated. "ENOUGH!!! I KNOW YOU WILL DOUBLE-CROSS ME! YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE TO MY PREVIOUS HOST, AND I KNOW YOU WILL DO IT TO ME! NOW PLEASE, DON'T ANNOY ME AGAIN, AND I MAY ALLOW YOU TO BE MY SLAVE WHEN I BECOME LORD OF EQUESTRIA!" He slapped her. Hard.
  14. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Demon lord Darkflash turned backwards, seeing Quillusion pointing towards the door. "Oh, thanks, my dear. That reminds me!" He quickly created an impenetrable lock on the building Discord was in. He then raised his sword to Quills. "YOU SHALL NOT INTERRUPT OUR BATTLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
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    *snaps fingers, your chaos powers disappear, gets replaced with a sword* *snaps fingers, sword is back*
  16. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Hmph. You are a fool to accept my challenge. *snaps fingers, sword materializes*
  17. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    ~Muffin of Chaos~ joins, with the OC of Darklash. Draco, I challenge you!
  18. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Darkflash turned to Death Dealer, who was pulling out his hoof blades. "Oh... Very unwise of a decision." Darkflash suspended both Lightlash and Quills in a dark barrier overhead. "Shade was a temporary host. While in her subconsciousness, I was able to hone my skills, becoming better than ever before. And for the last time, my name is DARKFLASH, LORD OF THE DEMONS!" Just then, he transformed into a creepy form. (OOC: The form: ) "I'm afraid this will be our last battle, DD. And DH, terribly sorry, but since you share a body, seems like you'll be out of commission, too." Darkflash snapped his fingers, producing a powerful dark sword. (above)
  19. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Lightlash saluted to Boss, still dizzy from the shock of the recent death. He ran outside, and he was greeted with Quillusion stuck in a wall of darkness. "Quills? What the fuck are you doing out here? Did you see a mist of darkness fly by? Wher-" Lightlash stopped, realizing why she was out here. "Quills, nice try. You aren't getting Discord's power, and neither is Darkflash. I want you to tell me where he went, and you won't be imprisoned. Shade checked Celestia's vitals, tried using electricity to wake her up, and even held her upside down for 10 minutes. "Equestria to Celestia? Do you copy?" She shook her rapidly, trying to wake her up. She even played Justin Beavpony's song "Filly" for 10 minutes straight Shade was wearing earplugs, of course. She facehoofed, realizing she couldn't wake her up. "Wanna try, Boss?"
  20. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    Darkflash was flying towards the maximum security room, when he saw Quills walking towards it, too. "Oh no you don't..." He said, creating a giant wall of darkness around her. He flew even faster to the room, knowing it wouldn't hold her for long. He finally reached the entrance to the room... Shade noticed something, through all of her sadness. She didn't hear Darkflash anymore in her head. "Where did he go?" Shade said, her voice still breaking.
  21. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    You be the judge, is colt or mare version better?
    1. Lightning Fluttershy

      Lightning Fluttershy

      colt version is pretty badass

  22. ~Muffin of Chaos~
    You be the udge, is colt or mare version better?
  23. ~Muffin of Chaos~

    No I do not love the bride, for my heart is dead inside!

    1. VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      XD

  24. ~Muffin of Chaos~

    No I do not love the ride, for my heart is dead inside!

  25. ~Muffin of Chaos~

    Yay for Rule 34.2! And no, it's nothing like r34. r34.2 is much better.

    1. ProjectRKA

      ProjectRKA

      Or rule 35.2 :D

    2. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      meh those rules are old :D

      There's a pony of it.

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