~Muffin of Chaos~

Granted, you are now locked in a room with large and powerful headphones playing nonstop "pootis" into your head full blast forever. I wish I had some Po Pi Po. (for those who don't know) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo1ykTklDHQ

Sorry for my rapid letters, I was trying to get us into a fair position since I derailed the count at M. A (Btw, that picture is making my eyes melt O)_(O

2/10 Can't say I've seen you... Possibly cause I took a 3 month break :3

5/10, I don't get it :3

You... YOU... YOU HORRID LITTLE TROLLER! *Muffin of Chaos uses one turbo muffin!* ABCDEFG

I'm sorry, I just had to throw in a Sweetie Belle Derelle. If I didn't, someone would have beat me to it. Here, let me help start it off again: A

My ears are so fluffy they tickle!

Shade blushed. "You are completely right, sweetie. I'll get the breakfast ready really quick." Miraculously, the egg came out with only a few brown spots. "That's a first..." Shade mumbled under her breath. She quickly got her best clothes on. The pony had set up something in the depth of the museum. A large contraption that would blow the roof off so she could see where she was. "This SHOULD work..." The pony said to herself. Pressing the red button, the machine buzzed to life... Then quickly fell apart. "Oh buck." The pony said, agitated. She leaned against the wall. "RECOGNIZED HOOFPRINT: DARK ROYAL FAMILY MEMBER MELOETTA: TOP SECURITY CLEARANCE." Meloetta jumped at the sudden robotic voice. Then, a wall panel slowly and quietly opened up at the top of the stairs. She slowly stepped up the stairs...

I run over, equip a plastic glove, and reach for the cookie. It takes a few tries, grabbing the wrong places, but I eventually grab the cookie. I bring it home, wash it, and watch it carefully.

I paint your fist red. You hate red. You punch your own hand until it bleeds and it is unable to hold the cookie. I take said cookie and throw it into a river, to stop all the fighting.

Shade felt the familiar nuzzle on her cheek. "Yes... In fact I was just reminicing what those years were like..." Shade said, softly. "The pain, the arena, the evil, the death... It's unbearable. But then... I found all I needed to go on was you and the kids." Shade turned and gave Boss a kiss on the cheek. She then smelled some thing burning. Looking back at the pan, the eggs were almost completely black and crumbly. "Oh buck... I still suck at cooking!" Shade laughed, and started a new pan of eggs. (OOC: Incoming character #2...) Back at the museum, where the scythe was stored, a low rumbling began. Soft at first, growing louder as time passed. And finally, a black portal opened up from the tip of the scythe. And then, a pony popped out. She had green hair that looked like it had musical notes, and eyes that seemed like blue whole notes. She had a blue gem between her eyes, right on her forehead. Turning back the pony called into the portal. "Bye Dad! Thanks for letting me visit you in the dark realm!" The mysterious pony said. Then, the portal just closed up. The pony looked around, noticing she had no idea where she was. Looking up the nearby stairs, she saw nothing but a wall. To get out, she was gonna have to get creative...

I run over, grab a Ponii U, and smash it over your head. I then proceed to take the cookie, run into a bank, and lock it up very securely.

Shade woke up, yawning. She noticed that Boss wasn't next to her. As always. She walked out the doors, into the hallway. Once down the stairs, she saw Violet Heart and Slash in the living room. "Good morning, Kiddos!" Shade said with a smile. "What would you like for breakfast?" The immediate response from Slash was "Eggs and Hay Bacon, mom.". Shade rolled her eyes. "Ok, Breakfast will be ready in about 10 minutes. Shade went into the kitchen, and prepared the ingredients. Looking up to the calender, she saw the date... "It's been five years, hasn't it?" Shade said to herself. Turning around, she went to the counter and began to prepare the breakfast.