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Shiki

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  1. Requesting one (1) knight in shining armour to save me from my own self-esteem please

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      (1) Knight arrives. 

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Thank the heavens

       

  2. I seriously cannot take it anymore

    1. Valencia

      Valencia

      whats wrong? :blush:

    2. Mirage

      Mirage

      *hugs*

      What is it darling?

  3. Thank god I have a stuffie to hold for all my crying sessions now 

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      You know where to find me if you ever need to yell at someone.

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Felt bad about being a disabled financial liability to my family and lover. :adorkable:

  4. CURSE MY LACK OF ARTISTIC EYE

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      If it's sexy how can you miss it.

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      so that's why no one ever sees me...

    3. Mirage

      Mirage

      :bea:

      Think sexy, feel sexy, be sexy, look sexy - in that order.

      It also helps to listen to this song first thing every morning:

       

  5. I am DYIN' of thirst yo

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      Me too....

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Drink me up babe

    3. Mirage

      Mirage

      *lick* mmmm...

      Thanks. :D

       

  6. just dab the emotions away

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      Please be gentle with yourself my friend.

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Gentle is NOT my forte :bedeyes:

  7. Lemme get uhhhhhh #3 with extra validation, a #7 with compliments and a large hug

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      Where is this place?!

    2. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      Would you like fries with that?

    3. Shiki

      Shiki

      @Mirage my DREAMS

      @Odyssey yes please make it a large

  8. Yeet my soul 

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    2. Here No Longer
    3. Shiki

      Shiki

      yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      YEET

    4. Mirage

      Mirage

      Well then...

      *Hugs*

  9. I am not fond of this day

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      Tis mostly bitter for me as well.

    2. Phosphor

      Phosphor

      *Squeezes Shiki and Totally Mirage  

  10. There's literally nothing to do when everyone I talk to is sleeping aaaaaghhghh

  11. having friends is like.............. cool

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      Nothing more valuable.

  12. Oh lord he comin'

  13. My lips are in need of smooching, why must my love be 9999 miles away :(

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    2. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      I'd complain here, but my love is only 120 miles away... :P

       

      Still a pitiable situation, though. :(

    3. Shiki

      Shiki

      Like I wish 9999 was an exaggeration but it AIN'T :stressed: 

      LITERALLY over 9999 miles away GOD I am suffering

    4. Mirage

      Mirage

      Work on that imagination hun. ;)

       

  14. Why do I flirt with every living breathing thing on the Earth

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      Because you like it. :orly:

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      YER DARN TOOTIN YOU SEXY BITCH

    3. Mirage

      Mirage

      Thank you QTπ. :LunaMCM:

  15. My tear ducts are a rare drop with a 900% tear production stat bonus

    1. Mirage

      Mirage

      God damnit.

  16. Beat saber is tiring 

  17. lemme just down this chocolate milkshake while on my supposed diet

    1. Phosphor

      Phosphor

      The occasional peanut butter shake from Sonic always seems to spoil my "diet"  :mlp_laugh:

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      excuse me peanut butter shake????????? god I know what I'm ruining my diet with tomorrow

    3. Mirage

      Mirage

      All I need is a Coke. :catface:

  18. Wow, my download speed is under 30MB/s? I'm gonna cry

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    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      you two make me wanna cry

    3. Mirage

      Mirage

      Please don't cry. :(

    4. Shiki

      Shiki

      :rarity: Don't worry, it was a joke, little Miragie

  19. l literally can't get the fortnite default dance song out of my head

  20. I'm not gonna catch up to season 9 at this rate :scoots:

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    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Are you trying to ask me on a 4 episode MLP watching date or something?! :mlp_icwudt:

    3. Mirage

      Mirage

      Uh...um...what made you think that? :twismile:

    4. Shiki
  21. all i do is SLEEP

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    2. Mirage

      Mirage

      Don't you have a loved one?

    3. Shiki

      Shiki

      They live a bajillion miles away :(

    4. Mirage

      Mirage

      :( I know the feeling well.

  22. im shedding

    1. CheeryFox
    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      my hair is SHEDDING yo

    3. Mirage

      Mirage

      It's a metamorphosis!

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