Well... This did not get much popular... So I decided to give one more day for sugestions to come until I close this and name the damned Fan-Fiction.
The suggestions are not many... I'll have a bad time choosing.
This is the best suggestion around. Well... It's not the best ever but it is pretty good.
Now, I also need some cover art. I'll ask somewhere else, but if you're interested, contact me through Private Message!
Naive little pony, this bow was forged by the great smiths of mordor... Only molten rock may destroy it.
And, it can cut iron like a knife cuts through butter.
Also, as a god of metal, I think my skin is very adaptable to those petty little steel spikes.
*draws a piercing note from the cello with the bow, blasting your tiny years open*
Curse them for their mean rules!
I say, I am going to get in EqD and beat the crap out of them.
I just need to know who hosts the site!
After that, it's just me, my cello bow, and the owner of Equestria Daily.
I think you are not in the fandom for enough time, and probably Google is not much of a friend for you.
Also, you don't seem to aprove this so mysterious sentence...
"Love and Tolerate".
Why do you think it is some crap which you called "counter-troll" thing and I am lazy enough to go up to confirm.
Anyways, in which way would you use that as a counter-troll action, if it was sure to feed them instead? If I go through your reasoning, you are literaly calling bronies "stupid".
Enough argumentating.
This is not taking us anywhere.
Ahhh.... Pure hipocrysis. That is some good opinion you have got there. Perhaps you are also a troll. I don't know where did you got such information about this expression, but I guess you are willing to show me where have you read such.
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