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  1. Dimitri Hammer

    I'm too high I wanna come down, And I'm too old to want to be younger now, But if I could I'd turn it around....Let me out I want to get out now

  2. Dimitri Hammer

    I love my family so much.

  3. Dimitri Hammer

    Time to have a celebratory soak

  4. Dimitri Hammer

    “I’m sorry, I’m about to lose you because I’m about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone

  5. Dimitri Hammer

    "Every time I die I wake up again. It's as if my actions have no consequences. As if nothing I do will ever change the perpetual hell I've been stuck in for God knows how long. I've done this a million times, and I've died a million times, and nothing ever changes Goddammit!"

  6. Dimitri Hammer

    Awake for no reason DX

    1. Zygen

      Zygen

      BECAUSE REASONS.

  7. Dimitri Hammer

    November is my goal

  8. Dimitri Hammer

    Living in Iceland will be fantastic. I can feel it in my bones.

  9. Dimitri Hammer

    Release the virus!

  10. Dimitri Hammer

    Oh religion..

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      :P
    3. longgone

      longgone

      I should convert to mormonism, cuz they believe that when you die, you get your own little world to rule over and be god yourself. I'd be a good god xD

       

      I'd come visit my people every month and we'd have "Get Together with God" parties where we'd all go bowling and go out to eat. It'd be epic.

       

      And no one goes to hell, everyone goes to heaven so long as they're a good moral person, or at least are remorseful of their bad past, if they have o...

    4. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      We should probably talk through the messages XP

  11. Dimitri Hammer

    "Isn’t it interesting that religious behavior is so close to being crazy we can’t tell it apart."

  12. Dimitri Hammer
    Dimitri chuckled and shook Asator's hoof heartily. "Viking ponies? I not even know such a thing existed!" Dimitri was definitely intrigued by the stallion now. As he let go of Asator's hoof he also began to stroke his beard, hearing Asator's comment he smiled and laughed again. "Товарищ, I come from distant land called Sovestria. Far Northeast, and across the ocean." He smiled happily, but he looked up at the sky and noticed the the time. He started to get slightly anxious again.
  13. Dimitri Hammer

    My eyes, they burn...

  14. Dimitri Hammer
    Dimitri looked at Asator's hammer with delight. A fascinating weapon, one that represents strength and power! "I called Dimitri Hammer." Dimitri responded as he put his hoof out towards Asator. "Where you from my friend? I not met another stallion in Equestria, beside me, with such good beard before." He tried to be friendly to the stranger, but was still wary of him. To be honest though, conversation with another pony really helped slightly to put his mind at ease.
  15. Dimitri Hammer
    With a quick glance up Dimitri spotted a stallion coming towards him. He sported a beard and a long mane, and was rather imposing for a non-Sovestrian pony. "Hello....? Who you?" he responded to the stranger with some worry in his tone. He was impressed with the stranger. He spoke Equestrian well, bore scars on his body, and was a fine beard-wearer. Though not possessing a physique like Dimitri, he was quite interesting.
  16. Dimitri Hammer

    Now I feel terrible

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    2. dragon4111

      dragon4111

      Oh? Wanna talk about it man?

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Not really. I just need to go relax.

    4. dragon4111

      dragon4111

      Alright then

  17. Dimitri Hammer
    Sat on the outskirts of the village Dimitri, sweating heavily from the warm climate, took a look at his body in disgust. "All this pain for nothing. I'm no closer to her..." he whispers to himself in his native tongue. Looking at the horizon he shakes his head calmly. "No use getting upset now. Can't go through that again. I need to cooperate now." Though still in a state of mental fracture Dimitri tries his best to keep himself calm and focused. It has been weeks and they still haven't accomplished their task. Still separated from his wife, it's amazing he has lasted as long as he has. Even though he did lose himself several times...
  18. Dimitri Hammer

    Long live Lenin!

  19. Dimitri Hammer

    Screw people

  20. Dimitri Hammer

    Everybody lies

    1. Moonlight Magician

      Moonlight Magician

      Does that mean you're lying as well?

  21. Dimitri Hammer

    "I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna like you. It's nothing personal, I don't like anybody."

    1. Mephala

      Mephala

      A true hero.

      Amen.

  22. Dimitri Hammer

    "Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again."

  23. Dimitri Hammer

    "Life is pain! I wake up every morning, I'm in pain! I go to work in pain! Do you know how many times I wanted to just give up?! How many times I thought about ending it?!"

  24. Dimitri Hammer

    I just want to lie down on the top of Öræfajökull, hold my lover close, and gaze upon the horizon.

  25. Dimitri Hammer

    "Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it."

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