#0 Oc Ever

By Proton

• January 14, 2014




Age: DOUBLE Immortal - Suck it Shift!

Gender: Other

Species: Alicorn

Appearance: well she's white but a white that's whiter than normal white which will burn your eyes and then your corn if you stare at it for -3 seconds even if you don't have corn and she flies with her eyes and she can go at 345 million times the speed of light and she also can use her mane as a weapon of massive destruction because she uses loreal and that thing is dangerous as shit and she can use her magix for destroying entire universes or creating them but mostly destroying because shes bored most of the tim her mane is yellow but a yelloe madr from his enemies tears and blood

Cutie Mark: she doesn't need a cutie mark becuz cutie marks are for ponis and shes not a ponie shes a GAWD just like the sandwich<br />

Personality: she can kill anything she sees with her incredible waterbending which she learned from jesus but she doesn't do it because she thinks killing people randomly is not fun at all but on the other hand she likes to fly across the world using only her eyes and not her wings because her wings are just a cosmetic feature that she created to look more lik a poni and she also likes to burn people with her skin and then step on them until they're not dead anymore she likes to hang out with twilight sparkl bcus their best friends and also luna even tho luna is her daughter but still she also likes to like likes like likes

Backstory: she is the daughter of derpy celestia and rainbow desh yes she has 3 moms so what so since they are her moms she turned out to be the god of all ponis and is actually the mother of celestia and luna and lauren faust and every poni there is and thats why she is poni #0 she was adopted by discord because her moms abandoned her for her swag and she grew up with him but then killed him because he was stupid but she revived him because she wanted to later. she turned out hotter than the sun because her mom is celesta so when people touched her they died of starvation for some reason so she was never accepted and got depressed but she couldn't kill herself because she is a god so she used her hotness to hypnotize ppl into accepting her and now she is married to fausticorn and luna and applejack because she doesn't need fidelity because she is a god and she became the biological mother of #1 OC EVER but she hated it so she put it on adoption because she was annoyed at how underpowered it was and then she went into a spiritual trip with her pet Phoenix dragon but she killed it because it was ugly and nonswaggy and then boom you die of her awesomeness and her swag