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The game is very simple. You have to respond to the post above you with some stupid computer jargon and act as if it makes sense and you know what you're talking about. The objective is basically to just throw in random computer terms as if they hold actual meaning even if they have none at all in the given context.

 

 

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You guys are in luck today. I just defragged my RAM and checked my floppy for tojans and I found 32bits on my page file. So I am giving away free high speed DSL to the first who can tell me how to download more hard drive space.

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I just got an ICU. You might not recognize that acronym, since it's an all new computer part I designed myself. Basically, you put a chip into your RAM, attach it to a virus, throw it into a rom, alter the 1537th bit, download the internet into it, program the wires in it to reverse the current, then finally, attach it to the breadboard. Now I can play my .c42 files!


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After downloading more RAM. I overclocked my chassis and increased the voltage on my gpu clock while I proceeded to consider buying RPM cooling for my heatsink, which I used to spread butter on my toast this morning


To each their own

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Guys, have you examined your cpus for 32gb malware? It infects the motherboard and the RAM inside it, lowering the gpu performance. In other news, importing files to my modem drive was successful.


Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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Calibrate the prefire phaser with paraphased warp polarity!


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


Any problem that you may experience on this site can be solved immediately if you simply throw Fluttershy into a wood chipper.   You can trust me on this, because I'm an administrator. Would I lie?

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Bruh, let me tell you the story of how I upgraded to a pentium 4 processor, upped my screen resolution to 1440p and installed a new alienware graphics card to give me 60fps. 


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That's nothing! One time my port transponders went off line, so I had to stabilize the broad-spectrum co-processor with thelaron duotronics and then neutralize the baffle subspace nullifier with focused subspace actuator. 


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Jeric, on 25 Sept 2014 - 6:09 PM, said:img-29563-1-img-29563-1-snapback.png


Any problem that you may experience on this site can be solved immediately if you simply throw Fluttershy into a wood chipper.   You can trust me on this, because I'm an administrator. Would I lie?

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