Ask Diamond Tiara

[Fractured 2,684]

....fine.

 

*does so*

 

Payback time. Truth or Dare?

I... pick... dare! I can take anything!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Ok, I dare you... to get a makeover to look like Button Mash, sound like him, and go on a date with Sweetie Belle, and don't blow your cover. Also, afterwards, tell us how it all went down.

[Fractured 2,684]

Ok, I dare you... to get a makeover to look like Button Mash, sound like him, and go on a date with Sweetie Belle, and don't blow your cover. Also, afterwards, tell us how it all went down.

But, i'll ruin my beautiful mane!...

...

...Ugh fine, i'll go, but don't expect anything special!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

*an hour later*

 

So, how did it go?

[Fractured 2,684]

*an hour later*

 

So, how did it go?

...Fine at the skate park, and the gaming arena... (she is really  good at video games...) then we got to the watering fountain. She...tried... to...kiss... me! I managed to convince her I was sick, but... gross! I almost broke cover! I did learn some interesting things, though... i'll be sure to save those for a later date!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

...Fine at the skate park, and the gaming arena... (she is really  good at video games...) then we got to the watering fountain. She...tried... to...kiss... me! I managed to convince her I was sick, but... gross! I almost broke cover! I did learn some interesting things, though... i'll be sure to save those for a later date!

Hold on, what do you mean later date?

Also, SS, truth or dare?

[Fractured 2,684]

Hold on, what do you mean later date?

Also, SS, truth or dare?

Not a "later" date, a "later date"! Sweetie Belle told me some pretty big secrets; I think i'll keep that in mind to use if I ever get bored one da-! (ow, Silver Spoooon!)

 

I'll take... dare.

 

... No, wait! Truth. I choose...truth.

Edited November 18, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Guest]

Moustaches? I don't care about moustaches. They're just hair; everypony's got hair around here.

 

And I don't really like hugs, but... i'll give you one. If you ask nicely!

Pretty please with a big diamond on top.

Also would you ever think of adopting Scootaloo?

[Fractured 2,684]

Pretty please with a big diamond on top.

Also would you ever think of adopting Scootaloo?

...

...

*hug*

 

And no, I wouldn't adopt Scootaloo! Not only are both of us the same age, we don't even really like each other! If she wants a parent, she can go to Rainbow Dash; they're practically related!

[Anthropology Horse 3]

Not a "later" date, a "later date"! Sweetie Belle told me some pretty big secrets; I think i'll keep that in mind to use if I ever get bored one da-! (ow, Silver Spoooon!)

 

I'll take... dare.

 

... No, wait! Truth. I choose...truth.

Ok. Who is your crush?

 

(Also, yes, I am DiscordedCelestia)

Edited November 19, 2014 by Anthropology Horse

[Fractured 2,684]

Ok. Who is your crush?

 

(Also, yes, I am DiscordedCelestia)

I should've guessed.

 

Oooh, that's a good one, Discorded! Go on, Silver, *leans in* we're all waiting! who is this big crush?

 

It's...it's... *mumbles incoherently*

Edited November 19, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Anthropology Horse 3]

I should've guessed.

 

Oooh, that's a good one, Discorded! Go on, Silver, *leans in* we're all waiting! who is this big crush?

 

It's...it's... *mumbles incoherently*

Who is it?

[Fractured 2,684]

Who is it?

Oh, come off it, Silver Spoon, why is this crush so absolutely important that you can't tell anypony... not even your best friend?

 

(Please just drop it...)

 

I've never once kept secrets from you, Silver and you've been hiding this from me for three years. 

 

(Please, Diamond, I...)

 

Now we're here, and it's time to spill it! Who is this pony that's apparently so big and important that you have to put it over everything, including our friendship?!

 

It's you, hoof-dammit!

 

...

 

Yeah, Di, it's you! Now you know; are you happy? Are you all happy? Good! Let's just... continue the game.

 

...

Edited November 19, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Anthropology Horse 3]

Oh, come off it, Silver Spoon, why is this crush so absolutely important that you can't tell anypony... not even your best friend?

 

(Please just drop it...)

 

I've never once kept secrets from you, Silver and you've been hiding this from me for three years. 

 

(Please, Diamond, I...)

 

Now we're here, and it's time to spill it! Who is this pony that's apparently so big and important that you have to put it over everything, including our friendship?!

 

It's you, hoof-dammit!

 

...

 

Yeah, Di, it's you! Now you know; are you happy? Are you all happy? Good! Let's just... continue the game.

 

...

O...k then. I think Scootaloo's up next.

 

Truth.

[Fractured 2,684]

O...k then. I think Scootaloo's up next.

 

Truth.

Scootaloo...are you really an orphan? Everypony says you are... but I want to hear it from you.

...

Edited November 19, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Anthropology Horse 3]

NO! I HAVE A SISTER! CHEERILEE!

 

I'm going to take the next turn. (Button)

Dare.

[Fractured 2,684]

Button Mash, no video games for 48 hours.

Edited November 19, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Anthropology Horse 3]

I accept your challenge.

 

I think it's my turn. I shall choose truth.

[Fractured 2,684]

... Why did you choose the CMC over us?

Edited November 19, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Anthropology Horse 3]

Because, well, even though I did give them a rough time, I did feel as though we should be friends, not enemies.

 

OK, Diamond Tiara, truth or dare?

[Fractured 2,684]

Because, well, even though I did give them a rough time, I did feel as though we should be friends, not enemies.

 

OK, Diamond Tiara, truth or dare?

...truth.

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

It's you, hoof-dammit!

Watch your language young filly!

[Anthropology Horse 3]

Who do you have a crush on?

[Fractured 2,684]

Watch your language young filly!

I'm sorry... I just got a little agitated. It won't happen again.

 

Who do you have a crush on?

I don't have a crush on anypony! To be honest, i've never really thought about other ponies in that way; Relationships always seemed like time-wasters to me.

...

[Anthropology Horse 3]

BTW, Dare.