Ask Diamond Tiara

[Fractured 2,684]

*comes back*

 

*is invisible*

 

*gets lawnchair and pop corn from the TARDIS*

 

Lets see how this goes.

...You were holding back!

Yep...And I think that's five-nothing, in my favor...wanna go for six, Di?

-Okay, hold on! First off.. all of this dumb "earth singing" buisness is throwing off my awesome game; I can't think straight. Second, i'm pretty sure some of those weren't even real moves! You had to have made, like, half of those up!

Mm-hmm. You know what I think?

D... don't say it!

I. Think. You're. Jea-lous.

Hey... Shut up! I'm done,anyways.

Suit yourself~

 

...Uh, actually, Di, being completely serious; where did you even get a chessboard?

I lifted it off the old pony right before we got off the TARDIS. He'll never know it's missing!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

...You were holding back!

Yep...And I think that's five-nothing, in my favor...wanna go for six, Di?

-Okay, hold on! First off.. all of this dumb "earth singing" buisness is throwing off my awesome game; I can't think straight. Second, i'm pretty sure some of those weren't even real moves! You had to have made, like, half of those up!

Mm-hmm. You know what I think?

D... don't say it!

I. Think. You're. Jea-lous.

Hey... Shut up! I'm done,anyways.

Suit yourself~

 

...Uh, actually, Di, being completely serious; where did you even get a chessboard?

I lifted it off the old pony right before we got off the TARDIS. He'll never know it's missing!

I've got a trolly idea.

 

*scribbles NOW KISS on a piece of paper*

 

*throws it towards them*

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I've got a trolly idea.

 

*scribbles NOW KISS on a piece of paper*

 

*throws it towards them*

Ah, Silver! I think there's a bug in my mane! Get it oooout!

...Relax, Diamond, it's just a piece of paper.

Oh.

It says, "now kiss"...

In absolutely perfect handwriting.

...

...

...

Doctor, you dirty perv, come out here; I know this was you!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

*throws a piece of paper out saying "Who is this Doctor?"

[Fractured 2,684]

*throws a piece of paper out saying "Who is this Doctor?"

Ow! Diamond, it's another note...

What's it say this time?

...

...

Doctor, i'll give you 10 seconds to come out. 10...9...8...

Edited December 3, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

*throws another note: Sometimes on New Earth it rains paper that often leads into conversations.

[Fractured 2,684]

*throws another note: Sometimes on New Earth it rains paper that often leads into conversations.

7...6...5...

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

7...6...5...

*seriously, look over there*

 

*another man appears to be getting conversational paper*

[Fractured 2,684]

*seriously, look over there*

 

*another man appears to be getting conversational paper*

...I still think he's playing games with us! Silver, can't I just use this?

Use what, Di... holy Celestia! Di, what is that?!

It's... *whisper*

Gross! But why does it look like that?

*whisper*

Di, you cannot have that, you literally cannot have that! None of that actually makes sense!

I know, but I have it! I can't quite remember where I got it though. Something Daddy bought from a shady pony in a back alley... I think. My memory's fuzzy.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Only one way to find out!

...Doctor! 3...2...

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

...I still think he's playing games with us! Silver, can't I just use this?

Use what, Di... holy Celestia! Di, what is that?!

It's... *whisper*

Gross! But why does it look like that?

*whisper*

Di, you cannot have that, you literally cannot have that! None of that actually makes sense!

I know, but I have it! I can't quite remember where I got it though. Something Daddy bought from a shady pony in a back alley... I think. My memory's fuzzy.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Only one way to find out!

...Doctor! 3...2...

*in thoughts: lets see how this goes*

[Fractured 2,684]

*in thoughts: lets see how this goes*

1...0!

... He's not coming out, Diamond.

Ugh, I thought for sure he'd fall for it!

Edited December 3, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

*throws paper out: JUST KISS ALREADY. - the shippers*

[Fractured 2,684]

*throws paper out: JUST KISS ALREADY. - the shippers*

Hey, Di, another paper.

Lemme see!

...

*crumple*...

Okay, now i'm pissed! Nopony plays games with me!

Di, what are you... whoa! Di, I thought we were joking about that thing!

I was joking... about using it.

Di, seriously, put that away! Ponies could die!

...Ugh, fine... So what do we do?

Let's just give him what he wants?

Fine...I guess it's not such a bad thing anyway.

*kiss*

Edited December 3, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Hey, Di, another paper.

Lemme see!

...

*crumple*...

Okay, now i'm pissed! Nopony plays games with me!

Di, what are you... whoa! Di, I thought we were joking about that thing!

I was joking... about using it.

Di, seriously, put that away! Ponies could die!

...Ugh, fine... So what do we do?

Let's just give him what he wants?

Fine...I guess it's not such a bad thing anyway.

*kiss*

*throws another letter: I'm seriously not the Doctor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JUST KIDDING*

 

*after you read that, becomes visible*

 

...fuck.

[Fractured 2,684]

*throws another letter: I'm seriously not the Doctor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JUST KIDDING*

 

*after you read that, becomes visible*

 

...fuck.

Of course...

You irresponsible jerk! I almost brought eternal night to New Earth because of you! I hope you're happy!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Of course...

You irresponsible jerk! I almost brought eternal night to New Earth because of you! I hope you're happy!

Wait, how?

[Fractured 2,684]

Wait, how?

Only the most powerful unicorn horn in the universe! This... is Twilight's horn!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Now you're just being silly. Twilight's horn isn't the... wait... how did you get it in the first place?

[Fractured 2,684]

Now you're just being silly. Twilight's horn isn't the... wait... how did you get it in the first place?

Gross! Not Twilight Sparkle's horn, Twilight's horn! Although I guess it would be her great, great, really great ancestor... or something. Make a wish on this thing, and it makes a star disappear. make a big enough wish, and...

Before Cotton Candy could finish talking, everyone was turned to stone. Except Twilight; she smiled happily then hurried outside. She reared up, pointing her horn to the sky. "I wish for my stars to come back this way, and turn Pony Land to yesterday."

A thousand stars twinkled in the sky, then disappeared.

At least according to the legend, anyway. Now, if I could only remember where I found it...

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Gross! Not Twilight Sparkle's horn, Twilight's horn! Although I guess it would be her great, great, really great ancestor... or something. Make a wish on this thing, and it makes a star disappear. make a big enough wish, and...

Before Cotton Candy could finish talking, everyone was turned to stone. Except Twilight; she smiled happily then hurried outside. She reared up, pointing her horn to the sky. "I wish for my stars to come back this way, and turn Pony Land to yesterday."

A thousand stars twinkled in the sky, then disappeared.

At least according to the legend, anyway. Now, if I could only remember where I found it...

(Isn't G1 Twilight still alive? See Cutie Mark Chronicles)

[Fractured 2,684]

(Isn't G1 Twilight still alive? See Cutie Mark Chronicles)

That's Twilight Velvet:

 

 

This is G1 Twilight:

 

 

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

That's Twilight Velvet:

 

twilight_velvet_by_jeatz_axl-d7b7zaa.png

 

This is G1 Twilight:

 

twilightwink3.jpg

 

Then again. they are pretty similar in name, cutie mark, and mane style.

[Fractured 2,684]

Then again. they are pretty similar in name, cutie mark, and mane style.

(Ancestors? Or alternate universe shennanigans?)

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

(Ancestors? Or alternate universe shennanigans?)

(I'd say G1 Twi is Twilight Velvet)

[Fractured 2,684]

(I'd say G1 Twi is Twilight Velvet)

(That raises a lot of continuity issues. Of, course, none of that matters, since...)

Gross! Not Twilight Sparkle's horn, Twilight's horn! Although I guess it would be her great, great, really great ancestor... or something. Make a wish on this thing, and it makes a star disappear. make a big enough wish, and...

Before Cotton Candy could finish talking, everyone was turned to stone. Except Twilight; she smiled happily then hurried outside. She reared up, pointing her horn to the sky. "I wish for my stars to come back this way, and turn Pony Land to yesterday."

A thousand stars twinkled in the sky, then disappeared.

At least according to the legend, anyway. Now, if I could only remember where I found it...

... Eh, who cares? Sorry, Silver. 

*smiles innocently*

I wish, I wish... 

...

I wish you guys could see the looks on your faces!

Edited December 3, 2014 by Shimmer5000