humor The beast inside part 2 : more to the story .

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After the origins of his tranformation were raveled Discord reluctantly and slowly began to tell them tales of his human childhood. . According to him he was the coolest kid in the town . It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out he was bragging . So Twilight cast a spell on him him. This allowed them to hear his true pre- chaos life . They found out that he was in fact one of the most disliked children in his home town of South Park for some very good reason . He had committed many , many crimes ranging from murder to drug use to pricy and those were just 3 of his hundreds of misadventures with is former friends . It turns out that in oddness his town was not unlike ponyville itself . Everypony ( or as the humans called it everyone ) was weird and special in there own liute wats and things always attacked the town . Some of these occurrences had to do with Eric / Discord directly such as a giant chaos demon named Cthulhu who Discord continued to be friends with throughout his chaotic reign over Equstria. However despite all the trouble he caused Discord had quite a few embarrassing moments including loosing a fight to a girl who he'd teased for years and getting arrested many times . His most desturbing adventure was probably when he chopped us half brother's parents into chili.

 

Discord also shared tales of his time as king of Equstria . He said that he as responsible for May things including the size of the everfree Foret , the creation of Timberwolves , Diamond Dogs , Manticores , Parasprites , Changelings and dragons. He then boasted that if it weren't for him Twilight wouldn't have Spike therefore she owed him she disagreed and " repayrd " him with a slap in the face . He also boasted . That he through the first party Equstria ever had . After that Pinkie began to follow him like like a stalker asking him for chocolate rain and his autograph. They even got information from Celestia who explained that she hadn't imprsoned Discord because what he had done was evil he did it because he'd been acting selfish during his time in power and didn't take into account that ponies needed both stability and fun in their lives. As she learned more about the past each day Twlight decied to write a book to inform future citizens of the distant past . She combined Discord's current name with his former last name titling it the book of Discord Cartman

 

Eventually this book reached the public of the town . Slowly ponies began to fear Discord a bit less now that they knew more about him . Infacy 3 fillies in paticular took interest in his book the cutie mark crusaders . The cmc was already quite friendly with the spirt of chaos . They had akrresdy made him an honorary member of their club long before they knew his origins . Now they treated the book as if it were a bible which Discord explained was a book that humans sometimes read for guidance. The information Discord gave the citizens was often bias or without compete certain . They often had to confirm the info with Celestia and Luna and Discord was many times scored for lying or descrimating . He may be reformed but he was stil Eric Cartman that was for sure.

 

Now that Discord was famous for something other then being a jerk he began to forge a number of friendships other then Fluttershy. Most of which he was assisted in forming by the crusaders. Scootaloo even helped begin to form a stronger friendship with Rainbow Dash which she had to admit was a challage due to all the argueing they did. Slowly though Dash and Discoed began to warn up to each other and found friendship in their shared hobby of pranking. In return for their help Discord decided to help the cmc get back at the two filles who bulled them Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon . He haut he'd those two for days saying he wouid only stop dream bullying them f they made peace with the crusaders . He also said that he also said that if they refused their parents might revive a littie visit from the chilli making hack saw. . Needless to say after this ordeal they apologized and the cmc although they were a bit skeptical at first but overall greeted their former rivals with open hooves of friendship and their bond became much more genuine then a forced friendship through threat.

 

Discord watched his life change in front of his eyes . 1000 years ago if somepony told him he wouid be changing , making Fred's and becoming famous in a good way he wouidbe laughed a then and them and then killed them. But he was living that reality now . His world was changing and frankly although he knew he wouid always be a jerk because that's who he was he realized his curse wasn't a curse at all it was in its own way a blessing . He was had friends and his chaotic powers so he couldn't be happir. In fact a few nights after contemplating all of this he made a another choice that would once again change the coarse of his life forte eg. While it was true he had fries he now considered almost family and he one had screwball, they weren't his actual family and screwball was gone . So he made a choice ... Eric Discord Theodore Cartman was going to adopt a foal !

It was a tough decision but he chose it . He didn't know why but he saw himself in Scootaloo and she was already his freed so why not? He told Twilight who thought it was a horrible idea saying that even though they were now close friends Discird was not fit to be a parent . This earned a annoying pout and whining from Discord and a meeting with Celestia. Although she was somewhat worried she agreed that raising a child could help prove that Discord had matured . So she made it legal for him to adopt children and pets . Rainbow Dash barged in on the conversation declaring that Scootaloo was her sister and she should get to adopt her . This enege up being a rather into see argument each participant claiming that the other one was " to stroud and immature to raise a filly ."

 

Finally Celesia had enough and used her loudest non Canterlot voice to break it up . Deciding that they wouid both enjoy partial custody of Scootaloo endless they agreed to move in with each other . It was settled Scootaloo wouid after that day be living under the custody of both Discord and Rainbow Dash . Well his life was cetainly going to be .. Interesting to say the least .