Ask Wyllow The Centaur Poetess

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Do you prefer darkness or light? Do you like to read much?

Both: Darkness. And we like to read a lot.

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Wydow, what do you think of Wyllow?

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Wydow, what do you think of Wyllow?

Weak, she always cares too much about others, she doesnt just take what she wants, she doesnt just be happy. She is a whiny little mare.

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Wydow, do you have any major aspirations in life?

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Wydow, do you have any major aspirations in life?

Be happy, buck everyone else.

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Wydow, are you always awake when Wyllow is? Or are there times when you're dormant, and certain things awaken you?

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Wydow, are you always awake when Wyllow is? Or are there times when you're dormant, and certain things awaken you?

Im always  awake. I am her hedonism. I dont care if it hurts some feelings, I get what I want. Unless its by forcing people. I hate rapists. I want to (warning, VERY graphic)

rip out their guts and devour their inards as they scream for mercy they never gave. or i just swallow them whole and feel them scream as everything about them becomes a part of me

 

Edited June 22, 2015 by Wyllow

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Wydow (now MistressWydow) has moved to another forum, one that cant be linked here. Now only I (Wyllow) will answer)

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Do you ever daydream? If so, what about?

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Do you ever daydream? If so, what about?

Sometimes, about me being a badass witch.

[Steel Accord 6,658]

Why did you choose a centaur as your avatar image?

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Because I think they are sexy creatures. and a centaur is my ponysona.

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Because I think they are sexy creatures. and a centaur is my ponysona.

 

Why is a centaur your ponysona? What about them you felt personally connected to?

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Why is a centaur your ponysona? What about them you felt personally connected to?

I guess I always felt I wasnt a full brony, that I was a bit different in this fandom. But, really, i just like centaurs.

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I guess I always felt I wasnt a full brony, that I was a bit different in this fandom. But, really, i just like centaurs.

 

I'm sorry you felt so disconnected. How did you become a brony in the first place?

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I just did. I saw the show, and I liked it. Im sorry i dont have very good answers

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I just did. I saw the show, and I liked it. Im sorry i dont have very good answers

 

It's fine, I was just wondering and it seemed like a pertinent question.

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So how do you feel about the portrayal of centaurs in the series so far? (@)(@)

 

 

 

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So how do you feel about the portrayal of centaurs in the series so far? (@)(@)

Not very good. Tirek was evil and mean

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What were you like as a young centaur?

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What were you like as a young centaur?

I was a centaur colt, and i was very sad. But now im a centaur mare.

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Do you have any mottos, or phrases you live by?

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Do you have any mottos, or phrases you live by?

"To me, art, or poetry atleast, comes from the heart and soul, it can be born from both positive things and negative things, but either way its almost always beautiful."

[Not Yellow Diamond 924]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

Can you cry under water?

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say? 

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too? 

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? 

 

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

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