Ask a Pony: DetectiveDerpy

[DetectiveDerpy 67]

Titles says it all I guess. Ask me any question and I may answer them 

[MLG4Ever 876]

Why do you like Derpy?

[DetectiveDerpy 67]

Why do you like Derpy?

Why not? She is so adorable

[catnet 9,359]

Hi there! :3 What's been on your mind recently?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Help me, handsome Derpy!  My lucky lucky automatic autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel has been stolen!!

Can you find it?

[DetectiveDerpy 67]

Hi there! :3 What's been on your mind recently?

My parents, I really missed them since I moved out. Might visit them soon

 

Help me, handsome Derpy!  My lucky lucky automatic autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel has been stolen!!

Can you find it?

I will be right on it. I am Detective Derpy, best detective in town

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I will be right on it. I am Detective Derpy, best detective in town

 

It was taken by a theif in the night, I'm sure of it! Normally I keep it close to my heart   I mean lawnmower shed, on this little special shelf. But now it's gone!

[DetectiveDerpy 67]

It was taken by a theif in the night, I'm sure of it! Normally I keep it close to my heart   I mean lawnmower shed, on this little special shelf. But now it's gone!

In which direction did the thief run off? Can you describe this thief, height, face, clothes.... I know it was dark, but any detail will help  

Edited May 17, 2015 by DetectiveDerpy

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

In which direction did the thief run off? Can you describe this thief, height, face, clothes.... I know it was dark, but any detail will help  

 

He ran off laughing, all French like! "Hon hon hon!" And he didn't leave hoofprints. They were scratchy.

[DetectiveDerpy 67]

He ran off laughing, all French like! "Hon hon hon!" And he didn't leave hoofprints. They were scratch

Scratch? interesting...

let me guess, it was baguette!

Edited May 18, 2015 by DetectiveDerpy