The greatest pirate story ever written

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 There once was a pirate captain named George the Bearded. One day George went sailing with his hardy

crew. He planned to terrorize the New word, and become the greatest pirate in the colonies. It was a saturday when he and his crew flew the jolly rodger off the coast of Maine. Then the Spanish gallion he stole was sunk by a Coast Guard helicoter, and George and his crew were claimed by Davy Jones. The End.

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 There once was a Space Captain named Jim the Georged. One day Jim went sailing with his hardy

crew. He planned to terrorize the New York, and become the greatest pirate in the colon. It was a saturday when he and his crew flew the Read The Insutrctions off the coast of Mainland China. Then the Spanish guitar he stole was sunk by a Cutie Mark Crusader helicoter, and Jim and his crew were claimed by the Internal Revenue Service. The End.

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But what if George wasn't a kill?

 

Then he babby formed.