The Banned Game

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I don't know how to qualify for that.

 

Is there some forms I have to fill out somewhere or something?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because there's a thread in the forum lounge...

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/49269-trixieism/page-9#entry1307691

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for pushing mainstream Trixieism once again.

 

I will not succumb to it. 

 

I prefer to worship Trixie in private.

 

...

 

That sounds totally innocent.

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*

 

Yes, I'm sure of that.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for not embracing your true religion.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not keeping your Trixieism in your pants.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's okay if it's done with clones, rather than photos. :3

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not sharing your secret Trixie stash with your Godfather!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I want me some Trixie now!
 

...

 

I don't have a problem!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for attempting to steal and seduce my Trixies.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for taking multiple Trixies for yourself and not sharing them with the world!

 

Imagine the happiness you could spread! Especially to me!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because THEY HAVE FREE WILL YA KNOW!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I have secretly talked to a few of the Trixies and they agree that you have in fact imprisoned them and they desperately want to leave that secret dungeon under your house at Blueblood Estate.

 

...

 

And they want to come stay with me.

 

Just sayin'.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

BUT I'M SO SEXY!!! Banned.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for being sexy but not sexy enough to have multiple clones of Trixie.

 

...

 

Can I at least have one? I do need somepony to do some house work while I'm out meeting clients...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for attempting to force clones of your goddess to do menial household tasks.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I will be worshipping her amazing ability to clean my dishes.

 

Do you not think that the Great and Powerful Trixie can do something as simple as cleaning dishes? BLASPHEMY!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for believing that she would enjoy it.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you do not know whether she would enjoy it or not!

 

So you should totally send a Trixie clone to me so we can see if she likes cleaning dishes or not.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you could simply ask...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you should've mentioned that earlier!

 

So...

 

I can haz Trixie Clone?

 

*Clears throat and takes a puff on pipe*

 

I mean, may I have a Trixie clone, goddaughter dearest?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for saying "I can haz Trixie clone?". BAD GRAMMAR!!! Besides that, "haz" is not a word. HAIL SPELL CHECK!!!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I don't have spell check.

 

I can haz spell check, goddaughter?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for being a Grammar Nazi without spell check.

Edited April 1, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I am my own spell check.

 

What now, Thief? Dare you use your Grammar Nazi ways against your own poor Godfather?