The Banned Game

[Dark Horn 430]

Banned because hallucinations have rights, too.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because Eldritch Horrors do not have rights.

 

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Banned for not allowing Eldritch Horrors to have their rights.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because we do not need rights.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Banned because all beings deserve rights.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because we Eldritch Horrors really do not need rights. We are immortal, everlasting.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Banned because you're denying yourself rights.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because I'm not denying us anything.

 

Feel free to give us rights. See what that changes.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz guess who's number just came up in my lottery.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because I'm guessing it is mine.

 

Kill me if you can.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Banned cuz If you do it in the air,he just fidgets around.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz it is actually not yours that came up.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because I volunteer to be made into cupcakes.

[Dark Horn 430]

Banned because Eldritch Horrors can't volunteer to be made into cupcakes, as they don't have rights.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because I am trying to preserve everypony else's right to life.

[Dark Horn 430]

Banned because Eldritch Horrors don't have the right to be self-sacrificial.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because I am not a normal Eldritch Horror. I am one of the Great Old Ones.

 

Also, you can't be self-sacrificial if you cannot die.

Edited September 23, 2013 by The Unspeakable

[Dark Horn 430]

Banned because if you can't die, then I am confused as to what happens when you are mutilated, cut into pieces, baked, and eaten?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because it is very simple.

 

The consumers get indigestion.

[Dark Horn 430]

Banned because a dog just chewed off my leg.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Banned because you should eat the dog in retaliation.

[Dark Horn 430]

Banned because my leg just chewed off my dog.

[DarkestStar 31]

Banned for being an alicorn rock

[Dark Horn 430]

Banned because you're only racist against alicorn rocks.

[Mickey Taker 347]

Banned because

Banned because my leg just chewed off my dog.

...what the actual £!@&?