The Banned Game

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz I get paid too much to try.

[Day 96]

Banned for getting above minimum wage for doing a (non)sensical job.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because obviously the job is enjoyable, especially for one with such a lust for blood.

[Day 96]

Banned for being driven by bloodlust.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm not the one driven by bloodlust.

 

I'm driven by greed!
 

Much better.

[Day 96]

Banned because reasons.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I knew I'd eventually break you down to the classic "reasons" post.

 

Hashie always wins, don't you forget it!

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz it's inevitable.

[Day 96]

Banned because Determinism says so.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I determine that I shall rule as Super Ban Pony for all time.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz can I be second in command?

[Day 96]

Banned because you can't rule as the Super Ban Pony if you're not wearing the one true ring.

 

EDIT: Got ninja'd in return ROFL.

 

Banned because for appearing to suck up.

Edited April 29, 2014 by Day

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I don't need a dinky ole ring, I have the One True Banhammer.

 

And One True Pipe.

 

As for the second in command question...

 

Of course! Every Super Ban Pony needs their lackey.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz excellent.

[Day 96]

Banned for being a ninja.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz I'm the best ninja around.

[Day 96]

Banned so s/he can get off his/her/its high horse.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz if I did, I would die from falling an extreme height.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because heights give me gas.

[Day 96]

Banned to prevent a catastrophic gas explosion.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz I'm fine with the explosion. I have a gas mask.

[Day 96]

Banned for taking all the gas masks. (presumably)

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Banned 'cuz I have only one, Hash has one, and the rest are all cut up.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because my gas mask is made out of bunny hide.

[Day 96]

Banned for using bunny hide as gas mask.