The Banned Game

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz cuz i aint got my cig

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because the cig is still shipping, I bought a whole carton but for some reason they ain't here yet.

 

Hope you like Newports!

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz cuz cuz cuz

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned c-c-c-c

 

*Beat drops*

 

cuz cuz cuz cuz

Frozen needs a cig for Fightheart

So Rainblow went and bought 'em by the cart

When they arrive, with great surprise

Fightheart gonna have happiness in his eyes

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz cuz cuz wuz cuz i dunno, waffles probably

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because do ya like Waffles?

YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
Banned because do ya like Pancakes?

YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!
Banned because do ya like French Toast?

YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!

DO DO DO DO DO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz waffles waffle waffles!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Sorry, no waffles, but you can get a mouthful of BANNED.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz rainbow dash

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I can think no other better reason to ban other than Rainbow Dash...

 

Except for more Rainbow Dash!

 

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz Dashite

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because the Rainbow Dash Fan Club always has room for more megafans. Just speak to Cult Leader Fan Club Founder Scootaloo and she'll get you started on the path to fangirling over Dash every minute of your life.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

actually... pinkie pie

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because actually Pinkie Apple Pie.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz that sounds like cannibalism

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because it's not cannibalism.

 

I'm feeding it to some goats so it's all good.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned because i am disappointed, refusing to shun your vegetarian ways... shame on you

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because broccoli tastes great with a side of fish.

 

Vegetarians are allowed to eat fish, right?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned because i prefer horse meat

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I hear horse meat is a delicacy among dragonfolk.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned because it's good for cats too

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I usually feed stray cats mule meat but perhaps it's time I made a switch to high quality horse meat.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned because not just pony meat, preferably Celestia and her followers

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because guess it's about time I started following Sombra instead.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned because sombra is chill, but Nightmare moon or queen chrysalis