The Banned Game

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because I do indeed I have all the comics thus far...

 

But Queen Chrysalis is lying Changeling scum, in fact, she is the Queen of lying Changeling scum, so she was obviously lying.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

@ you know what, i dont care how badly i dislike her morals, technically, im related to her, so, unless you apologize, you shall be banned to oblivion

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because Changelings are all alike, they all want to feed off of us poor pony folk! I cannot take it back, Static... I shan't take it back! Never has there been a good Changeling!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

tisk tisk, banned for not knowing that i have never fed, atleast 10% of ponies in Canterlot are changelings sided with the solar empire, and that your weed stash was destroyed

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because of course you've never fed, you yourself have said you're not a real Changeling, so you hardly count.

 

My secret weed stash? My friend, the problem with that is that stash is not plural. I am safe for the foreseeable future.

 

And down with the Solar Empire! My support is with Fuhrer Thief!

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Banned because feld0 responded to my message that I sent to him. Lol

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because he's a nice fellow like that.

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*
 

Yes, an excellent reason to ban you, I think.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Banned because *cough cough* stop blowin smoke into my face

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because that wasn't me, that's just the house burning down around us.

 

...

 

Speaking of which, we should probably get out of here. That's a wise decision, I think.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because this means war then.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because you're implying that somepony attacked us.

 

*Begins to take a puff on pipe but stops*

 

Wait, did somepony attack us?

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because my salary should have been raised. 

I could hardly afford to buy the petrol and the matches!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned for trying to kill your fellow officer.

 

Are you mad, Wallroux?!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because Wallroux is mad because he owes me lasagna.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because you're a thief who steals lasagna, methinks you probably stole his lasagna and that's why he's mad.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because it wasn't personal, really. Just that I work twelve hours a day and my salary is only enough for a few days of gambling. I mean, I haven't eaten for a week! Not even frozen lasagna!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you are paid enough to buy several dollar burgers a week!

Edited May 5, 2013 by Frozen Lasagna Thief

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because I always loose it at gambling. Then, I look for free food, because I can't eat the letters of the banks telling me that I owe them thousands of bits. Oh my god, they are going to take my home! 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because don't worry, I can give you a dollar, Wallroux.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because I don't need dollar, I need bits! Shiny golden coins!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Banned because MY BITS ARE MINE!
 

*Jumps into giant pile of bits and pulls out a shotgun*

 

Stay away from my bits!

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because don't make me! You know that I need that money, and I have to take it! My life depends on it!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for being a hobo-blank-flank-uncle-Sam-alicorn.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Banned for your redneck avatar.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for brushing your avatar.