The Banned Game

[TBD 17,254]

Banned for not taking the highway to hell. 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

5 minutes ago, TBD said:

Banned for not taking the highway to hell. 

Or the stairway to heaven (I do note what the relative widths of those two routes imply about the amount of traffic each sees, however)

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Thinking about it though - if its a highway to hell, does that mean you were autobanned?

[TBD 17,254]

Banned for lack of song lyrics, "Living easy, living free Season ticket on a one-way ride.."

 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

23 minutes ago, TBD said:

Banned for lack of song lyrics, "Living easy, living free Season ticket on a one-way ride.."

Banned 'cos all I wanna do is

bicycle

bicycle

bicycle....

[TBD 17,254]

Unbanned for queen but banned for  not riding

bicycles with

no handle bar,

no handlebar.  

no handlebar...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Venomized because...

[TBD 17,254]

unbanned for threatening anti- starlight glimmer fans

[CypherHoof 26,482]

7 hours ago, TBD said:

unbanned for threatening anti- starlight glimmer fans

Banned because clearly those need re-education (but I do think being forced to declare GlimGlam "best pony" is a bit much)

[TBD 17,254]

Banned for going against equality. 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

8 minutes ago, TBD said:

Banned for going against equality. 

Banned because if everypony is equal, nopony is "best pony"

[Luigi 7,869]

Banned because I've learned how to cry on the inside just like Mama.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

12 minutes ago, Baby Dashie said:

Banned because I've learned how to cry on the inside just like Mama.

Cute little snoot booped because babies NEVER cry on the inside, they let everyone know how they feel (also taking out any crystal hearts that might be too close)

[Luigi 7,869]

Banned for implying that I started only crying on the inside.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

9 minutes ago, Baby Dashie said:

Banned for implying that I started only crying on the inside.

Booped because if you cry on the outside too, that's just normal crying.

[Luigi 7,869]

13 minutes ago, Cypherhoof said:

Booped because if you cry on the outside too, that's just normal crying.

Banned because if something's wrong, Mama and Daddy need to know. I'm a baby, babies need to cry every once in a while.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Venomized for not embracing your destiny.

[TBD 17,254]

7 hours ago, Cypherhoof said:

Banned because if everypony is equal, nopony is "best pony"

Banned because 

1 hour ago, VenomPLA_04 said:

Venomized for not embracing your destiny.

 

banned for telling them to fulfilled your ideal of destiny.

[Luigi 7,869]

Banned because my destiny may eventually be to defeat that monster.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

3 hours ago, Baby Dashie said:

Banned because my destiny may eventually be to defeat that monster.

Booped because one should always follow the mark of one's destiny, singled out fulfilled.

(but if you practiced on Chrysalis a bit first, I am sure that would amuse your daddy)

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

Banned for telling my infant son how to fulfill a destiny he's not ready for.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

36 minutes ago, Aurora Wolf said:

Banned for telling my infant son how to fulfill a destiny he's not ready for.

Banned because there's no need to fuss and fret; A cutie mark won't change him, no matter what he gets...

[TBD 17,254]

Banned for spreading the cutie mark pox 

[Well Geboren 667]

Banned for looking edgy.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

3 hours ago, TBD said:

Banned for spreading the cutie mark pox 

Banned for insulting the decal of the ~sweet apple admirers~

 

3 hours ago, S. Well Born said:

Banned for looking edgy.

Unbanned for awesome hat.