gaming Your favorite punchline while gaming?

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Don't know if it counts as a punchline, but i like to say this before i shoot a player in Destiny: "Shotgun! Boom!" 

Edited June 17, 2015 by Candy Star

[Ryzu 984]

I remember hearing this one somewhere, probably Game Grumps, or maybe even AoT Abridged:

 

"Hey, I got good news. There's no need to wonder where your god is! Cuz he's right here! *whispering in a demonic voice* And he's fresh out of mercy."

 

Edit:

Found where it came from:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5qZgjDBSY

Edited June 17, 2015 by Ryzu

[MLG4Ever 876]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hooKVstzbz0

So much this!:

"Leeroy Jenkins!?"

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

I remember hearing this one somewhere, probably Game Grumps, or maybe even AoT Abridged:

 

"Hey, I got good news. There's no need to wonder where your god is! Cuz he's right here! *whispering in a demonic voice* And he's fresh out of mercy."

Damn, man. That would be awesome.

[Alto 437]

a bunch of profanities that im not that too proud to post

especially when im playing toxic league

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Another i like to use, i kinda borrowed this from Fire Ronin: "Better watch your back, [ insert GT or PSN here], or you might find yourself in the back of a van."

Edited June 17, 2015 by Candy Star

[MountainDrew 1,877]

This is my most common insult/punchline while playing Dark Souls PvP and someone rages at me: "lol, you're mad cuz you're bad!"

 

I know I'm childish and immature, but they kinda asked for it when they started spouting profanity at me.

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

@@Ryzu, 

 

Can i get a link to that SAO Abridged?

This is my most common insult/punchline while playing Dark Souls PvP and someone rages at me: "lol, you're mad cuz you're bad!"

 

I know I'm childish and immature, but they kinda asked for it when they started spouting profanity at me.

Funny thing, i though your punchline was the second one.

Edited June 17, 2015 by Candy Star

[Ryzu 984]

@@Ryzu, 

 

Can i get a link to that SAO Abridged?

Funny thing, i though your punchline was the second one.

Here ya go. This is the playlist, just click the title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6kJKxvbgZ0&list=PLuAOJfsMefuej06Q3n4QrSSC7qYjQ-FlU

[Dust and Memories 557]

Either:

"Sit your ass riiiiiight down like a good little scrublord."

 

"Listen, I don't have time for your shit, so I'm just going to shoot you."

 

"What? Missed. Missed again. Missed! Ooh, too bad. And now your gun is empty. Mine isn't."

 

When someone says I'm autistic or something, I say:

 

"Wow, (username)! I didn't know you've learned so many big words today! Now, shut up. You're dead, and dead people don't talk."

 

and my personal favorite:

 

"HAH, SCIENCE, MOTHERBUCKERS"

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Here ya go. This is the playlist, just click the title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6kJKxvbgZ0&list=PLuAOJfsMefuej06Q3n4QrSSC7qYjQ-FlU

Oh my god! I'm loving every secondof it 

 

 

"Wow, (username)! I didn't know you've learned so many big words today! Now, shut up. You're dead, and dead people don't talk."

 

Now where have i heard that one before? hmmm.. 

[Steel Accord 6,660]

When I was playing Red Steel 2, I practically turned into a hybrid of James Bond and Arnold Schwarzenegger I was so into it! 

 

-Not sure if the A.I. bugged up but one guy stood there with his sword out while I drew my revolver and held it there.

 

"Go ahead . . . make my day."  :okiedokielokie: 

 

-Gun fight in a bar, pull out my double barrel shotgun?

 

"Last call for shots!"   BOOM!

 

-Get the full auto "Johnnygun?"

 

"You Katakara want to play rough? Well say hellOO to my LITTLE FRIEND!    

 

-Surrounded by Jackal bikers twirling their guns and swords, draw my katana?

 

"Let's move to the square . . . so we'll have more rooom to goooove." 

 

-Draw my sword with the final boss.

 

"Hello . . . my name is Kennedy Kusagari . . . you killed my clan . . . prepare to die." 

Edited June 17, 2015 by Steel Accord

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

When I was playing Red Steel 2, I practically turned into a hybrid of James Bond and Arnold Schwarzenegger I was so into it! 

 

-Not sure if the A.I. bugged up but one guy stood there with his sword out while I drew my revolver and held it there.

 

"Go ahead . . . make my day."  :okiedokielokie: 

 

-Gun fight in a bar, pull out my double barrel shotgun?

 

"Last call for shots!" BOOM

 

-Get the full auto "Johnnygun?"

 

"You Katakara want to play rough? Well say hellOO to my LITTLE FRIEND!    

 

-Surrounded by Jackal bikers twirling their guns and swords, draw my katana?

 

"Let's move to the square . . . so we'll have more rooom to goooove." 

 

-Draw my sword with the final boss.

 

"Hello . . . my name is Kennedy Kusagari . . . you killed my clan . . . prepare to die. 

Oh dear god, i'm dyin over here x_X

[Chacobos 160]

"Why am I playing this game?"

Is what I say 90% of the time I load a game up 

[Steel Accord 6,660]

"I am Truth . . . the voice of the Covenant!"

 

"And so . . . you must be silenced."

 

~Truth and The Arbiter, Halo

 

"I was trying to make you into a great warrior." 

 

". . . . You succeeded."

 

Ares and Kratos, God of War

 

"Silence, traitor."

 

Demyx, Kingdom Hearts

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Or one of my personal favorites of mine: 

 

"Do you know what true fear is? It's that feeling you get when you know you're about to die." made a player leave the match, lol.

[Mars Orbit 729]

My favorite is

"They call me, The Waffler...fear me."

And

[insert the fast part of rap god here]

[Xenomorphic 362]

Democracy is not a option! *When I kill someone in Call of Duty*

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Democracy is not a option! *When I kill someone in Call of Duty*

Why am i laughing so hard? 

[Xenomorphic 362]

When I am going aganist Soviets in a Game: Death is a Preferable Alternative to COmmunism

[Kira Dogeikage 230]

They're all from Sips_

 

No? Maybe? Just me? My dad?

 

Prepare your butts!

 

I did it mom!

 

Oh, you know what, you know what... f*** you guys, f*** this game, f*** you!

 

I'm taking many hits, and not from the bong!

 

Then you'll have to eat food out of the dumpster, like you were destined to.

 

Chopping wood is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman; most of the time you start by threatening them with a chainsaw.

 

It's not easy, eating bananas.

[Xenomorphic 362]

Also Accesment Activated ENemy Victory= IMPOSSIBLE!

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

When I am going against Soviets in a Game: Death is a Preferable Alternative to COmmunism

Ohhh.. I get it. That wasn't even funny/

[Xenomorphic 362]

Ohhh.. I get it. That wasn't even funny/

Yea I my brother told me to put it up there..

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

 

 

I'm taking many hits, and not from the bong!

Oh that's a really good one, sir!   

Yea I my brother told me to put it up there..

I usually just start laughing sadistically, creeps them out.