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Do I play Terraria and take on The Destroyer with my new ranged set or do I play 100% Orange Juice and use those two new DLC characters to attempt completing the last campaign mission for Suguri?

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IF is best girl.

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PAC-MAN

 

You’re walking in the woods.

There’s no one around,

And your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

It's PAC-MAN.

 

He’s following you

About 30 feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He’s gaining on you.

It's PAC-MAN.

 

You’re looking for your car,

But you’re all turned around.

He’s almost upon you now

And you can see there’s blood on his face!

My god, there’s blood everywhere!

 

Running for your life

(From PAC-MAN.)

He’s brandishing a knife.

(It’s PAC-MAN.)

Lurking in the shadows

Video game superstar PAC-MAN.

Living in the woods,

Killing for sport,

Eating all the bodies

Actual, cannibal PAC-MAN.

 

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,

But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.

Stranded with a murderer,

You creep silently through the underbrush.

A-ha! In the distance,

A small cottage with a light on.

Hope!

You move stealthily toward it,

But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap!

 

Gnawing off your leg,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Limping toward the cottage,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Now you’re on the doorstep,

Sitting inside, PAC-MAN.

Sharpening an ax,

(PAC-MAN.)

But he doesn’t hear you enter,

(PAC-MAN.)

You’re sneaking up behind him.

Strangling superstar PAC-MAN.

Fighting for your life with PAC-MAN,

Wrestling a knife from PAC-MAN,

Stab it in his kidney.

Safe at last from PAC-MAN.

 

You limp into the dark woods,

Blood oozing from your stump leg.

But you have won.

You have beaten PAC-MAN.

 

Wait! He isn’t dead! PAC-surprise!

There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes.

But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam PAC-MAN.

 

Legendary fight with PAC-MAN.

Normal Tuesday night for PAC-MAN.

You try to swing an axe at PAC-MAN.

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg.

 

He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left.

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck.

You’re chopping off his head now….

You have just decapitated PAC-MANf.

 

His head topples to the floor, expressionless.

You fall to your knees and catch your breath.

You are finally safe from PAC-MAN.

 

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You’re walking in the woods.

There’s no one around,

And your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

It's PAC-MAN.

 

He’s following you

About 30 feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He’s gaining on you.

It's PAC-MAN.

 

You’re looking for your car,

But you’re all turned around.

He’s almost upon you now

And you can see there’s blood on his face!

My god, there’s blood everywhere!

 

Running for your life

(From PAC-MAN.)

He’s brandishing a knife.

(It’s PAC-MAN.)

Lurking in the shadows

Video game superstar PAC-MAN.

Living in the woods,

Killing for sport,

Eating all the bodies

Actual, cannibal PAC-MAN.

 

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,

But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.

Stranded with a murderer,

You creep silently through the underbrush.

A-ha! In the distance,

A small cottage with a light on.

Hope!

You move stealthily toward it,

But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap!

 

Gnawing off your leg,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Limping toward the cottage,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Now you’re on the doorstep,

Sitting inside, PAC-MAN.

Sharpening an ax,

(PAC-MAN.)

But he doesn’t hear you enter,

(PAC-MAN.)

You’re sneaking up behind him.

Strangling superstar PAC-MAN.

Fighting for your life with PAC-MAN,

Wrestling a knife from PAC-MAN,

Stab it in his kidney.

Safe at last from PAC-MAN.

 

You limp into the dark woods,

Blood oozing from your stump leg.

But you have won.

You have beaten PAC-MAN.

 

Wait! He isn’t dead! PAC-surprise!

There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes.

But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam PAC-MAN.

 

Legendary fight with PAC-MAN.

Normal Tuesday night for PAC-MAN.

You try to swing an axe at PAC-MAN.

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg.

 

He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left.

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck.

You’re chopping off his head now….

You have just decapitated PAC-MANf.

 

His head topples to the floor, expressionless.

You fall to your knees and catch your breath.

You are finally safe from PAC-MAN.

 

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That's halarious! ^_^

 

And the Link is a Link:

 

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(I wonder if before I added this anyone was smart enough to figure out that if you click the picture of Link it will take you to www.zeldadungeon.net)

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I love this pillow pet.

 

Maybe I should buy more.

 

NO Amber, you have enough.

 

Awe, I wonder if there's finding memo pillow pets.

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