private The school for Criminals

[Missklang 1,053]

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Well, that's one way to cool down some hotheaded students...

 

He walked around the books, trying to find one to his liking. There was many books in the library but he managed to find one that caught his attention.

 

This one is particularly interesting.

 

He showed Nightmare a book about origami.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

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Hooligan smiled as he was glad to be out of those tight hoofcuffs. As he walked over and grabbed himself a tray he thought about what would be the quickest way to cause some trouble. He got to the serving station and looked at the meal choices. As usual it was gruel, but then he spotted something odd. "What's with the veggies?" asked Hooligan.

"It's a new healthy criminals sceme." replied the cafateria worker.

Hooligan looked at the veggies. He saw some carrots and smiled. Without warning Hooligan grabbed a carrot and stabbed it into the cafateria workers eye.

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Redwood was on Hooligan in an instant, tackling him and once again putting a pair of hoofcuffs on him.

 

"Get him to th' infirmary, ah'll handle th' prisoner," she ordered as two other guards picked up the worker Hooligan had stabbed.

 

Redwood took of her bandana and used it to blindfold Hooligan, guiding him forward by pushing him in the back.

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Hooligan laughed as Redwood guided him to an unknown location. "I hope I didn't take it too far back there," Hooligan chuckled, "you said to cause some trouble but you weren't very specific, but on the plus side that guy i stabbed will probably get a robo-eye or at least an eyepatch." Hooligan burst into more laughter, "where we going anyway?"

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"Ah ain't too mad that y'all stabbed that guy. If anythin', ah'm a little impressed that y'all managed to do it with a carrot of all things. As fer where we're goin', well, it'd ruin th' surprise if ah told y'all, wouldn't it?" grinned Redwood.

 

After a few minutes of walking, Redwood came to a metal door. She took off Hooligan's blindfold, opened the door, and shoved him into the dark room behind the door.

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Nightmare picked up another book and said jokingly,

"So, how are going to do origami. I don't want to hear that it's to help you escape. 

She walked up to the desk and  said as she brought the three books, 
"Want to check this one out and these books are in the wrong place."

The librarian nodded, took the books, and checked the book out to Nightmare.

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Hooligan got up after being shoved into the mysterious room. He tried to figure out where he was but it was pretty dark, "this isn't solitary is it?" asked Hooligan, "no that can't be right. Solitary is two lefts then a right. We went right left left right." Hooligan frowned as he tried to figure this out. But after 2 seconds he just gave up, "where are we Red? Its not your room is it? I mean I'd be cool with that, it just seems a little forward is all."

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"Ah guess y'all could think of it as mah room," Redwood said as she tied her bandana back around her head. "This is where ah go when ah gotta deal with th' ones who need some... extra encouragement."

 

Redwood flicked a switch and a solitary light bulb flickered to life overhead, revealing a room that was bare except for faint blood stains on the walls and a steel chair in the middle.

 

She turned around and closed the door, giving her flank a little shake for Hooligan before kicking him in the face.

 

"Gotcha," she chuckled.

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Hooligan smiled happily as he felt the rush of pain spread through his head. He coughed and spat out a tooth. Seeing the tooth on the ground his smile widened. This was gonna be fun. He looked up at Redwood, the grin still on his face, "no fair," he said with a chuckle, "you can't just use that beautiful flank to distract me and then kick me in the face."

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Missklang chuckled gently.

 

Ah, dear Nightmare. If you want to prevent me from having any means of escape, then, I'm afraid, you would have to seal me in a stone statue or send me to the moon. But even then, It won't hold me forever.

 

He looked at the librarian.

 

Could I have a sheet of paper, please?

 

Upon receiving a sheet of paper, he levitated the book near himself and rapidly turned the pages. He then levitated the paper and in few rapid folds made a flower that he levitated to Nightmare Moon.

 

Here you go, your majesty. 

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"Well, ah used to get told to act more ladylike, so ah figured," Redwood paused to kick Hooligan in the side. "Ah might as well take that advice and use mah feminine wiles. Of course, it's still fun to be direct. Thanks fer th' compliment by th' way. Ah tend not to get many of those."

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Hooligan chuckled, "well maybe you should get compliments more often," Hooligan said with a smile, "you are a very pretty made after all." Hooligan suddenly realised what he was saying and shut his trap. He blushed. "Actually forget I said anything, just go back to beating me up."

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"Well, ain't ah just flattered," said Redwood.

 

She paused again for just a second before punching Hooligan in the gut. Redwood didn't want to admit it, but is was kind of nice to be genuinely called pretty, even if it was by him. She decided to just let it slide for now.

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Hooligan coughed up a bit of blood. He smiled as be saw that, as far as he could tell, Redwood hadn't given much thought to him complimenting her. The truth was that he had started flirting with her just to piss her off but now, even though he didn't want to admit it, he kinda had crush on her. "Is that the best you can do?" he taunted, "I stabbed a guys eye for Celestia's sake."

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"Ah guess ah should give y'all a fittin' punishment," grinned Redwood. She slammed the back of Hooligan's head into the floor, although she didn't use as much force as she could have. "But ah also don't wanna break y'all too bad. It ain't no fun if ah gotta wait too long fer y'all to heal up."

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Hooligan panted as he wiped some of the fresh blood from his muzzle, "yeah, waiting sucks a lot," Hooligan chuckled as he got up, "maybe we should take a break for a while then.Let me heal a bit now so you can smack the living daylights out of me later. I really don't mind either way though."

Edited April 17, 2016 by Dapper Charmer

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@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Alright, we'll take a break fer a while. Ah'm gonna get some food, and ah should probably bring y'all some too," said Redwood. "Be back soon."

 

As she left, Redwood gave her flank another shake as she left the room, although this one was a bit more subtle. She was now sure that Hooligan had a crush on her.

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Nightmare tried to hide her blush and said half joking as the magic holding the flower changed color, 

"Thanks, You should try that on Luna or Celestia, to make up for seeing them sleeping."

She looked at the book and said, 

"True, but I think Shadow's torment is worse than turning into a statue or being sent to the moon. Do you want to check out that book?"

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Hmm? Check out the book? No, it's ok.

 

He levitated the book back to its former place.

 

I just read all of the pages by strolling through the pages. There were only five models I didn't already knew so it wasn't too hard to remember them. Well, I did try to apologise by sending to Celestia a thousand banana cakes but I think she didn't appreciate the joke. She didn't refuse them though... Discord told me she ate almost all of it by herself... With Luna's little help. After all, no one except me and Discord knew about those cakes. After all, I asked him to deliver them for me...

Edited April 17, 2016 by Missklang

[Dapper Charmer 591]

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Hooligan sighed as he watched Redwood leave the room. He then proceeded to bang his head on the wall a few times. He couldn't believe how stupid this situation was. He had always hated the guards in here. In fact the only pony he actually liked was Doc. But now there was Redwood. Hooligan sighed. He was confused and not in the fun way

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Redwood returned after not too long.

 

"Eat up," she said as she set a tray with some food on it next to Hooligan. "Ah gotta leave and get one more thing real quick. Don't go nowhere, not that y'all have a choice."

 

Redwood left once more, this time to get a first aid kit just in case.

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Hooligan smiled at the food tray that had been played in front of him. He began eating happily and even though it tasted a bit like blood, thanks to the beating, it was still better than what he usually got fed. Hooligan finished he food and slid the tray aside. He burped happily, hoping it didn't smell too bad.

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Once again, Redwood didn't take too long to return.

 

"Ready fer round two?" Redwood asked as she walked into the room and set the first aid kit on the floor. A foul smell was faintly detectable, but Redwood simply waved her arm in an attempt to waft it away from her.

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Nightmare tried to hide her laughter and said after it was over,

"No she wouldn't and knowing Discord, he did something to it for fun. Next time, try flattery or something, I heard that it works on Royalty."

She walked out of the Library and said as she turned to Missklang,

"Are you coming or you going to stay here all of break.

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

Missklang followed Nightmare.

 

Well, knowing Discord, he probably made the cakes follow Celestia crying "eat me" or something. I will come back here another time when I'll have more time. Flattery, however, is not my strong part. As I lack the understanding of romanticism and stuff like that. I'm just not very good at it. But I know humor works well on royalties as well. Am I right?