private The school for Criminals

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@@reader8363, @@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Of course, yer highness. Right this way," said Redwood as she led Luna and Celestia down the main hall to the cafeteria.

 

She shot Hooligan another look when she walked in, and while she may have just been acting paranoid, she really didn't want to take any chances.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@reader8363, @@crispy fries

 

Hooligan saw Redwood and the Princesses enter the cafeteria. He grinned. The grin soon vanished when he saw the look on Red's face. He went back to eating and ignored the Princesses. He hated them. They were do full of themselves. But alas he couldn't do anything about it. Not if he wanted that date. As he sat he wondered if the Princesses even remembered him or his failed attempt at regicide.

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang, @@Dapper Charmer,

The room went quiet and the guard stood straight up. Luna glared at Hooligan, but didn't say anything.

 

@@crispy fries, 

Celestia looked around and headed into the kitchen. After looking around the kitchen and taking a piece of cake, she came out and said,

"Is they're food always this?"

Edited April 26, 2016 by reader8363

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

"No, your highness, ah think th' cooks decided to put somethin' special together just fer yer visit. Ah suppose y'all came earlier than expected, seein' as how it ain't properly served. Th' prisoners get meals that're guaranteed to meet nutritional requirements.

[Missklang 1,053]

@@crispy fries,@@reader8363,

Exept carrots and another sharp vegetables.

 

Missklang approached the sisters and Redwood from behind.

 

Well well well. Isn't that my favourite marshmallow princess. It's been a while isn't it? Last time we met was when I jumped out of the Canterlot window... Good times, good times. Again with the cake? Heh. I will consider sending another thousand then. Discord told me you appreciated that.

 

He smiled in a friendly way and then, turned towards the princess of the Night.

 

It's a pleasure to see you too Luna.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Missklang, @@reader8363,

 

"Sit down!" ordered Redwood as she brandished her baton. "Prisoners are not allowed under any circumstances to approach th' princesses! Ah will not hesitate to take disciplinary action if y'all get close again." She then turned to the princesses and said, "Yer highness, ah apologize fer that."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@crispy fries,@@reader8363,

See?

 

Missklang pointed his hoof at Redwood with a grin.

 

This violent pony is supposed to guard us. Such violent behaviour. What a poor establishment that promotes prisoner rehabilitation and turns them into honest citizens who value friendship through violence and intimidation. You should be ashamed of your behaviour miss Redwood. Giving such bad example of what a "good" pony should be like. 

 

Missklang shook his head in disapproval.

 

Tsk, tsk. And don't you think the princesses can't handle a threat if somepony is stupid enough to attack them? If something that could actually harm them was to attack, I doubt that you and your.... stick... would be effective.

 

He looked at the baton that Redwood was pointing at him and casually bit the tip of it off.

 

Well, I'm sure the princesses are appreciative of your duty-serving demonstrations, I do believe that any citizen of Equestria can and has the right to demand an audition to them, and so, only they have the right to refuse or not to talk to their citizens, and not you. Besides, they know very well that I am no threat to them.

Edited April 26, 2016 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,281]

@@crispy fries, 

Celestia raised her hoof and said, 

"It's alright and don't ya mean students

 

@@Missklang,

Celestia turned to Missklang and said,

"I would prefer to be called Celestia instead of marshmallow princess and this is where you were sent to after switching bodies with Luna." 

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

"Ah apologize again, yer highness, ah was simply doin' mah duty," said Redwood, ignoring the bite Missklang had taken from her baton.

 

@@Missklang,

 

"Might ah remind y'all that y'all are a convicted criminal who just approached th' leader of our nation. Like th' royal guard, ah'm sworn to serve and uphold Equestria, which means ah serve and uphold th' princesses."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363, @@crispy fries

Missklang looked at Redwood.

 

From what I heard from Nightmare, Hooligan is yet much more destructive than I am. And still, he talked about some "promise" he made. And you, looking at him all the time instead of other prisoners... I find all of that quite intriguing. I will investigate that later.

 

Missklang smiled and turned to Celestia.

 

I am sorry. It was a poor compliment choice of me. In my defence, Luna was the one to peek into my dreams in the first place. Not that I'm against, but it's risky as even I don't have full control on my imagination while sleeping. And I have a curious nature. I saw a door to an interesting corridor. I couldn't help myself. And Luna's dream door was the only other opened too. And how in the Equestria would I know that waking up like that would swap bodies? And I did nothing wrong. I did not usurp the throne, neither did I abuse of my temporary power....boost. I sat down quietly, reading books I found nearby, waiting for Luna to come back and help with the delicate situation. I am only guilty of not telling you about it right away. But it can be understood. It's quite a shock to be suddenly in a different body and in an unknown place. At some point I almost persuade myself that I was actually Luna but through some magic, I got my memories altered... But you just didn't want another Discord to roam around...

 

He smiled again and hummed a tune.

 

You try so hard
to make a hero out of me
but there are some rules I don't obey
and I just wanna cause a little entropy

You want so hard to take the discord outta me
but I'm not generic in that way and I just wanna cause a little entropy...

Edited April 26, 2016 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang, 

Luna went forward and said,

"You could've just stayed in your dream, but you had to exit."

 

Celestia walked in front of her and said, 

"You also peeked in on me sleeping."

 

@@crispy fries,

Celestia turned to Redwood and said, 

"I know you were just doing your job. Let head to the student's room."

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

"Of course, your highness, right this way," said Redwood as she walked back out of the cafeteria. "As y'all can see, we keep all quarters up to date on health and safety standards, and strive to have the latest innovations in security to ensure the safety of both th' students and all employees."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363,@@crispy fries

I'm too curious, princess. I can't not to enter an open door.

 

He turned to Celestia.

 

There are many doors in the castle. I opened a wrong one. There was no sign on the door saying "Princess sleeping, do not disturb". This is quite funny. I did no harm what'so ever. 

 

He followed Redwood and the princesses.

 

By latest innovation in security that is up to date on health and safety standards, you mean streams of freezing cold air, enough to freeze hair into ice, that is dispensed in a student cell by a press of a button? Or the locks on the doors that are easily lockpicked by an icicle? 

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang,

Luna said as she rolled her eyes,  

"There is a thing called asking someone where the room that you're looking for. So you saw the way to keep students in line."

 

@@crispy fries,

Celestia stopped in front of Missklang's room and  walked in. She started looking at the paper Canterlot, while Luna looked at the pictures

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

"Your Highness, if ah may say, ah'd recommend we move on with th' inspection. Ah can just about guarantee that Missklang will try to stir up some trouble, and he will twist th' truth to make it seem like we're th' bad guys. Ah wouldn't trust that paper castle either."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363,@@crispy fries

Missklang smiled.

 

It was desert. There was nopony I could ask for directions. That's why I was lurking in each room. But that's not important now. 

 

Missklang turned to Redwood.

 

Everything is relative miss Redwood. I am not, in any case, trying to make our precious princesses look like bad guys. I'm just enjoying debating over stuff. No matter what the conversation is. It's hard to find somepony to debate with when you are put in an isolated cell with a mute guard. I am just bored. The only thing I can do to amuse myself is by harmless teasing and non-violent debate. And you still think I am some sort of walking bomb that can at any second explode, causing chaos worst than Discord's. But I have a very good level of self-control, and I limit all emotions that can obscure and prevent logic reasoning. Such as anger, love, worry and other. You shouldn't consider things as absolute good and absolute evil.

 

He turned towards the castle.

 

Hey! That's my room! Do you like the castle? I built it spetially for your visit. It's a replica by memory that I had while exploring the castle. Wait, it's better than just a paper toy.

 

He clapped his hooves together, emmiting a magic wave that hit the castle. White paper start to take colors, as if someone invisible was colouring it, till it looked like the real catle. Suddenly, as soon as it was fully colored, the castle stard to animate. Paper ponies start to move around and paper Luna and Celestia walked around. Paper Discord was trying to fold some leftover paper into a dragon. Paper sisters flied towards him and started scolding him in high-pitched voices that were hardly recognisible. He looked at Redwood.

 

Just a toy Redwood. No need to smash it with your demi-baton for "national safety".

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang, 

Celestia smiled and said, 
"We're glad to see that you are using your talent for something besides evil or mischief. You might be out in a month or two"

Then she muttered to herself, 

"or longer."

 

She tapped Luna on the shoulder, Luna looked up and placed the picture of her down and followed. 

 

@@crispy fries, 

Celestia said as she left the room,

"what's next on the inspection?"

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

"Well, your Highness, next on th' list is th' guard quarters," said Redwood. "I y'all would just follow me."

 

Thankfully, prisoners weren't allowed anywhere near the guard quarters. Missklang wouldn't be able to start any trouble, and there really wasn't anything to worry about in terms of the quarters passing inspection.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

*SCREEEEECH* *CRASH* 

 

The transport bus, carrying the new student named Kurren$y, lays in a mess of scattered metal and wood. Looking at the scene it's hard to tell where the bus ends and the security booth next to the gate ends. on the inside of the bus one can see the new student reaching with both hooves through a hole in the metal screen separating the driver from the passengers. The driver has hoof-cuffs around his throat and is in no position to fight back despite his fervent struggle. Moments after the crash, the driver is left limp and possibly lifeless. Now that the only resistance Kurren$y had was immobile, he looks for a way out of the wreckage. Crawling through a broken window on the bus, Kurren$y hobbles out, lacerated and broken from the wreck.

 

Knowing someone heard the incident he caused, Kurren$y runs as fast as he can with a flagrant limp, hoping deus ex machina will swoop in and carry him to salvation.

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

Redwood swore when she heard commotion outside the prison and when several alarms went off.

 

"Your highness, ah do apologize, but there's a situation at th' moment that ah have to deal with." Redwood then pointed at a two nearby guards and said, "Y'all two stay with the princesses."

 

@@SugarfootWillie,

 

Redwood bolted out of the prison entrance along with several other guards to see the wreckage of the bus and a prisoner limping away. She ran ahead and easily caught up to the prisoner, striking his limping leg with her baton.

[Spellvamp 33]

@SugarfootWillie

 

Spellvamp slept in the bus, the cash had woken him he looked around he didn't see mutch, but he seen a window.

He tried to brake is but it was no use he wasn't strong, so he tried to find alernative escape and to his surprise he did.

The door was open so he crawled out he coud not walk he guest that his legs were broken when he was few meters away from the buss he pased out.

Edited April 28, 2016 by Spellvamp

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Spellvamp,@@crispy fries, @@SugarfootWillie,

Nightmare watched the whole thing happen, then she teleported and said as she levitated the student that passed out and placed him on her back
"What going on, and Redwood, aren't you supposed to be watching the princesses to make sure that none of the students attacks them from behind. Shadow doesn't want anything to happen to them here."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

The castle was no longer needed. Missklang lifted his front hooves in the air. A magic wind broke into his cell, destroying the castle, making all of the papers fly in a small swirl which then covered him and then he was gone. The paper swirl flew into the hallway, leaving the cell empty. It flew all the way till the place where the sisters were awaiting the return of Redwood to resume the visit. The swirl of papers calmed down and Missklang stood on one of the many windows, looking at the scene that was happening in the yard while still keeping an eye on the princesses from the shadows.Leaving the princesses with two random guards was not the best idea ever. He had to make sure nothing would occur until the return of a "qualified protection". His eyes glowed in faint red glow while he started to scan nearby environment for living beings or magic traces.

Edited April 28, 2016 by Missklang

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@reader8363,@@Spellvamp, @@crispy fries,

 

"Gahh! F***!"

 

Kurren$y dropped like a stone, blindly striking in the general direction of his assailant before writhing on the ground. Through his tears he could see the silhouettes of what appeared to be guards and Nightmare Moon. The f*** is she here for? F*** it I ain't scared.

 

Feebly raising himself upright, Kurren$y stood on three legs since one was beaten out of commission. Confidently looking at Nightmare, Kurren$y nodded and shouted

 

"Hey Beautiful! You didn't have to get all dolled up for me!"

 

(OOC: memeified version in spoiler)

 

 

Edited April 29, 2016 by SugarfootWillie

[crispy fries 432]

@@SugarfootWillie,

 

"You, you, secure him and take him to his cell," ordered Redwood to two other guards, who promptly put a pair of hoofcuffs on Kurren$y.

 

@@reader8363,

 

"Nightmare, ah got everythin' under control. Ah made sure th' princesses were left with two other guards, and ah guarantee they're just as qualified as ah am."