private The school for Criminals

[reader8363 1,281]

@@crispy fries,@@SugarfootWillie,

Nightmare walked up and said as she levitated him in front of her,

"Judging by how he was holding one leg up, I'm guessing that he's has one or two broken bones. Since I'm heading to the infirmary anyways, I'll take him there. Check on the driver, we don't need a report on a dead worker while the princesses are here 

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries, @@reader8363,

 

As Kurren$y begins to levitate he turns to the guards who cuffed him with a smug look on his face

 

"yea! see this? you can't touch me. I'm straight steezing on your a**. So Luna d*** high ya'll colts can't even see me! So d*** cold you'd swear I was anemic boi! Brrr! *shivers and dusts off shoulder* On the ground wit yo looking a** betta stay in your lane 'fo me and Madam Moon rack yo a** with the biscuit! F*** wit it!"

 

@@reader8363,

 

*whispering to Nightmare Moon* "Thanks a million for carrying me, I'm not actually ready to back up my bark."

[reader8363 1,281]

@@SugarfootWillie,

Nightmare sighed and said,

"Why are you talking like that to the pony that is the assistant of the one that's in charge of the prison.

 

Celestia and Luna quickly checked every room to see if there was anything wrong, but found nothing, then they headed to the library to see how it's going. 

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

Redwood rushed over and help two medics pull the bus driver from the wreckage.

 

"He'll make it," she called over to Nightmare.

 

@@SugarfootWillie,

 

As Redwood walked back from the crashed bus, she said to Kurren$y, "Boy, ah hope y'all can back up that big mouth of yours, or it might just get broken. Look at you, talkin' big, teardrop tattoos, and a cutie mark that's just a gang sign. Y'all ain't nothin' but a common thug."

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries,

 

Taken aback by the guard's words, Kurren$y cocks his head to the side. Did she really just do that? Naw, no way. Filly finna get it later.

 

"Recognize! Bratatatat! Taking shots! duck ***** aflack!"

 

@@reader8363,

 

"Aww, what? A Stallion can't floss on these hoes? What'cho doing? Girl I love you but these b****** be testing me."

[crispy fries 432]

@@SugarfootWillie

 

Redwood gave Kurren$y a hard, back-hoofed smack across his face and said, "Y'all will not under any circumstances call mahself or Nightmare Moon a hoe, or anythin' of th' sort. Y'all will address me as ma'am, or miss Redwood. Do ah make mahself absolutely clear?"

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries,

 

Moving his jaw around, Kurren$y had to double check to see whether or not his jaw was dislocated. deeeeeeee... no wonder she work here, going hard on a short fuse. One more for the road 'fo they throw me in the hole lame.

 

*turning his head and raising his voice* "One mo' time please, I don't know if you heard but I'm floating like Flutterbat and you on the ground like a mudflat. And yo coat brown! YEET!"

 

. . .

 

"On the real doe if I'm talking s*** I'm only kitten."

[reader8363 1,281]

@@SugarfootWillie,@@crispy fries,

Shadow walked out of the door and said,

"Knock it off you two. Redwood, calm down, this one looks like he gets the satifaction of pissing ponies off. Nightmare, go take the new students to the infirmary."

 

Nightmare nodded and said right before heading there, 

"yes sir."

When she got there, she dropped him on the bed.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Spellvamp,

 

"Hold on!" called one of the medics from the wreckage. "There's another one in here."

 

"Take him to th' infirmary with th' other two," replied Redwood.

 

@@reader8363,

 

Redwood made her way back into the prison and caught up with the princesses.

 

"Once again, ah apologize," said Redwood. "One of our new students somehow managed to crash th' bus right outside th' prison, but y'all can rest assured we dealt with it swiftly."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363,

Missklang looked a bit at the scene with Kurren$y. He made a note on his imaginary textbook to keep an eye on that one. As he thought that, he realised he was getting jealous. So he decided to follow princesses instead. They were just entering the library, so he teleported there ahead, to make it look as if he was there the whole time. He turned his head from the random "Simple magic for dummies" he picked up and smiled to the sisters.

 

Oh, you finally arrived at the library! Can you imagine? I didn't find any of Starswirl's works  on the time travel spells here! I guess the scroll in the royal archives is the only copy nowadays, yes?

[SugarfootWillie 383]

"uuhhhh..."

 

Kurren$y could only sigh away the pain that came with being less-than-gently laid onto the infirmary bed. Too bad I couldn't get away. Next time... His thoughts trailed off from there as soon as he realized he was the only conscious entity in the infirmary. The silence and boredom pressed heavily against his mind like the stone press during witch trials.

 

"Hmmmm..." *tap* . . .  *tap* . . . *tap* . . .

 

F*** it let's get some bars in, no one is here anyway.

 

(Kurren$y begins to tap out the beat in the spoiler)

 

"Let me tell you about my life.

Uh, drop here. what’s wrong in it

What’s right. . .

Stuck in the grimy, ain’t no time for peace

Least you strapped with heat

Lifting somebodies time piece.

Moving dirt like the paparazzi,

And I ain’t talking jewels

More like the s*** that’s under me

What you supposed to do

When you lose your cool

And you caught with the third degree?

Burns from beefing ninjas in the street

I swear the voices keep me from sleep

It ain’t nothing I ain’t used to

But I wish somebody would come through

With a BAR to my head and let the walls run red.

These emotions got me bleeding

More than just a heathen

A colt lost and screaming

For the real to recognize the ill

Sick in mind but not like we trill.

Really how I feel, but I still need to pay these bills.

Coming up like the runner up

struggling for first place,

Slowest horse in the steeplechase

You might say you sympathize

But the miles I walked are hella high

Until you pop fly better wave goodbye

Leave me here to die so in hell I can fry.

Goodbye."

 

 

 

Edited April 29, 2016 by SugarfootWillie

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@SugarfootWillie

 

After a few minutes after the Princesses had left the cafeteria Hooligan realised that behaving was really boring. Suddenly he had an idea if he was gonna be bored the least he could do was complain to Doc about it. He got up and walked to the infirmery. When he got there he saw a patient there, "hey have you seen Doc?" he asked him.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Kurren$y looked at the unicorn with his typical apathetic yet stern glare, and didn't like what he saw, nor what he heard. I'm really left here unattended aren't I? I can't even see the traces of a doctor being here. I don't like that llama. He the type to call you to the paint over how you brush your teeth. keep your back facing the wall when you with him. He gon snap on somepony.

 

"Ain't no motherf****** servicing since Nightmare dropped my a** on this bed! I be d***** if I can't get no poppers doe, hold up."

 

Kurren$y hobbles out of his bed, keeping one eye on the unicorn and another on some glass paned cabinets across the room, looking for odd narcotics and anything he can conceal as a weapon. I'ma need both these if ****** like him in gen pop. 

 

"Quit standing there man, let's get buck while we alone."

 

Kurren$y then began sifting through the cabinets looking for anything, be it deodorant, opiates, bars, NOS, novacaine, lidocaine, or whatever was likely to be left out of a lock box. Still keeping the unicorn in his peripheral.

Edited May 1, 2016 by SugarfootWillie

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@SugarfootWillie

 

"If you're looking for a weapon in there I doubt that you'll find anything," said Hooligan as he sat on the bed, "they probably locked anything sharp away after I pulled a knife on the Doc the other day. In fact if you plan on trying to escape I'd just give up now. I've tried enough times to know it's impossible."

[reader8363 1,281]

@@SugarfootWillie,@@Dapper Charmer, 

The doctor walked and said, 

"What are you doing, get back in bed."

He turned to Hooligan and said, 

"Don't you dare tell me that you are injured. If you are, get out of here."

@@Spellvamp,

He walked over and started poking his leg, trying to wake him up."

 

@@crispy fries,

Celestia said as she nodded,

"It's fine, I already checked every room."

 

@@Missklang, 

Luna rolled her eyes and said,

"They aren't going to have that spell here for a student to be able to use it."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@reader8363

 

"Wow your on edge Doc. Did something happen? Was it cause I kicked you in the nuts?" Hooligan said with a slight grin, "Don't be mad I said I was sorry. Or maybe I didn't. It doesn't matter the point is no one got hurt. Well except for you. So I guess the really point is being well behaved is booooooring."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

Missklang levitated the book at its former place.

 

Assuming somepony here is of high enough magic level to even try to cast it, or even understand it and even greater: adapt it for its needs, I'd say it would be rather safe. No one here, except extremely rare cases of highly skilled genius mastermind unicorns, would be able to use it to gain an advantage. But that's assuming there are other unicorns of that level than... hmm... nevermind. Anyway, I wanted to ask you, how did you manage to bring Night Moony into the physical world? I mean it would be relatively simple to separate the Luna's and Nightmare's consciousness, but creating a physical body... If she is some sort of high-level ghost who can sustain a physical illusion of a body for herself, either a body was created for her. But bounding a spirit to a body is no easy task. Either way, some necromancy would be involved and from what I know, it's considered "taboo" and similar nonsense. Or perhaps some other way that I didn't think of? 

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Dapper Charmer,

The doctor turned around and said,
"you didn't answer my question, why are you here?" 

 

@@Missklang,

Luna shook her head and said,
"I don't know how, but I'm told that the form she has is her's, when she was me, and if I touch her, we'll become one once more. That's why I can't touch her and vise versa."

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

"Well, your Highness, ah hope that y'all found everythin' satisfactory. It's truly an honor to have y'all here, and we're happy to be servin' this great nation," said Redwood.

 

This was good. It looked like they were in the home stretch, and hopefully the princesses found nothing wrong.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@reader8363

 

Hooligan went over what he had just said in his mind and thought about it for a moment. After some anayisis he came to a conclusion. "I guess you're right Doc I didn't tell you why I'm here," said Hooligan as he got off the bed, "just wanted to say hi. See how you're doing. How are the *cough cough* round objects I kicked yesterday doing?"

[Spellvamp 33]

@reader8363

@Dapper Charmer

Spellvamp slowly woke up he noticed that he does not have his glasses so he looked around and seen a two ponys so he asked them "Uhh hello, have you seen my glasses? I kinda need them." he said and tried to smile but his mouth hurt a lot so it looked more like grin.

Edited April 30, 2016 by Spellvamp

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363,

Ow...

 

Missklang exclaimed.

 

It  makes so much more sense why she wasn't there to greet you, and generally avoid coming by. Well, this is quite a dangerous info. Don't tell it to many ponies. They might try to test it out. And something tells me that the outcome of the merging would be bad. 

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Dapper Charmer, 

The doctor glared at him that looked like he belonged there and said, 

"Get out of here before I show you how it felt in different ways.

@@Spellvamp,

He turned around and said,

"They are on the stand next to the bed."

 

@@crispy fries,  

Celestia nodded and said, I did and that's great"

Then she headed to Shadow's office

 

@@Missklang,

Luna said,

"Do you really think I'll let anyone take her  freedom away. He told me that if she goes on a rampage

[Spellvamp 33]

@reader8363

 

Spellvamp was more than happy this were his only glasses and he coud not see without them "Thank you" he said and put the glasses on " Now can you please call the guard so they can get me to my cell? I can't survive like this the bus ride was risky enough" he stoped for a seconond "Also I will need some food. If that is ok?"

Edited April 30, 2016 by Spellvamp

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@reader8363

 

Hooligan smiled, "relax Doc i'm not here to cause trouble i just wanted to see how my friends doing," said Hooligan putting his hoofs up defensivly, "and i really am sorry about kicking you."

 

@@Spellvamp

 

"I wouldnt bother asking about the food. It's terrible," Hooligan said as he looked over at the short sighted pony "So what are you in for Specs?" He asked with a grin.

Edited April 30, 2016 by Dapper Charmer