private The school for Criminals

[4HFan 476]

@@reader8363,

 

What's poppin' in Doc's head? Dude be stabbing cats outta nowhere, now he tryna take it back? I'ma jet before he escalates the violence any further.

 

"I'ma come back to get set my arm when you ain't tryna rack up points, or beat my high score."

 

@

 

Kurren$y walked out of the infirmary and got a few cans of food as well as a sweet roll from the commissary. On his way back to his cell Kurren$y stopped by Acrylic's cell and introduced himself.

 

"Sup homes, Kurren$y. How long you in for?"

 

Kurren$y extended a hoof to dap up the new guy, trying to get him to come out of his cell.

 

"I picked up an extra sweet roll, do you want it?"

Acrylic heard the pony knocking on his cell door and walked over. "Hey, the name's Acrylic, and on the combined sentences I've received from countless robberies, I'm basically here for life." He then looked at the sweet roll he was offering. "That sounds pretty good right now, they gave me a pathetic little hay burger but that barley subdued my appetite. So that roll would be greatly appreciated. How long are you in for? He said through the door of thick metal bars.

[Missklang 1,053]

@@crispy fries, @@reader8363, @@Amorphous

Huh. What's up with Nightmare? She just ran off... Did I said something wrong? Well, anyway, I'm honoured that my magic skills are recognised and you, for once, not angry at me. Take your time. I need to recover anyway.

 

He looked around. 

 

Well, I'm the only patient from what it seems. I don't like it. Hey Doc, if you don't mind, I'll just....go. Bye.

 

He stood up. He was still slightly dizzy but nothing majorly bad. He caught up with Mercury.

 

Hey. Are you going to the cafeteria? Mind if I join? Food is great for restoring energy and magic... Hey, by the way.... It may seem like an odd question, but what Nightmare's magic felt like? Sensation, temperature, taste impression. Any detail.

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Missklang,

 

"Oh, hi," Mercury said. "Sure, I guess."

 

She looked at the walls before looking back at Missklang.

 

"Nightmare? Her magic, it's... slimy. It feels like it sticks in your coat even after she lets go, and it's just barely cold enough to make you uncomfortable. I try to forget it. Ew."

 

With a shake of her coat, she continued. "On a slightly more appetizing note, we're here."

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"We're gonna have two beautiful kids," smiled Redwood as she hugged Hooligan again. "Alright, we're gonna need two cribs, some bottles and formula, diapers, clothes, some toys would be good, baby food..." she paused for a moment to think. "Is there anythin' ah'm missin'?"

Edited May 9, 2016 by crispy fries

[reader8363 1,281]

Nightmare walked through the hall with her head down, lost in thought and trying to figure out what her dreams were saying. 

 

@@Missklang, @@Dapper Charmer, @@crispy fries, 

Shadow opened a portal outside the gate so he could go into his office without being seen. He pulled everyone's bag through the portal, then he grabbed a helmet of an evil pony and mounted it on the shelves. Then started throwing bags into different portals. After he was done, he filled his office with shadow, and sat in his chair.

(The bags are in your bedrooms and have everything you asked for)

 

Doc walked into his medicine area and found a brown bag there, then he started placing the everything in their rightful area

Edited May 9, 2016 by reader8363

[Missklang 1,053]

@@Amorphous

Hmmmm...

 

Missklang lost himself a bit in thought and started talking to himself.

 

That's not normal. I know how Nightmare's magic is supposed to feel. Like cold water surrounding you. Like the finest silk. Like ice shards piercing you. It's supposed to feel like the night itself. Like fear... There must be something wrong. I hope she is not ick or anything...

 

He shook his head.

 

Well, enough of that. What do modern ponies eat nowadays again? Hayburgers it was? I'm not quite sure. Let's look what's on the menu first... And I would like to know if they serve any kind of meat too. I saw few griffon prisoners. There must at least be fish or something.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@,

 

 HOOOO BOI! dude took the sweet roll! HOOOO he sure as hell don't know what he just did!

 

"S*** son you snitching up on yo own problems already! Tell you what man I bodied two guards while you was catching Z's. Probably got all day and night after that. Surprised they ain't put my happy a** on the stainless steel roller coaster. Got this broken arm, busted face, and stab wound instead. Staff don't play no games here."

 

Kurren$y attempted to open the cell door and did so successfully. Apparently it wasn't ever locked. Yet again these guards is incompetent.

 

"Step out with me, talk some brick talk."

Edited May 9, 2016 by SugarfootWillie

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Missklang, 

 

Mercury blinked at him. "Can't you just have eggs or something?" she asked as she grabbed a tray. She held it in her mouth, so there was no more conversation for several minutes.

 

The conversation resumed once Mercury had set down her tray. "So, what exactly did you do to get here? Everypony is vague about it."

[4HFan 476]

@,

 

 HOOOO BOI! dude took the sweet roll! HOOOO he sure as hell don't know what he just did!

 

"S*** son you snitching up on yo own problems already! Tell you what man I bodied two guards while you was catching Z's. Probably got all day and night after that. Surprised they ain't put my happy a** on the stainless steel roller coaster. Got this broken arm, busted face, and stab wound instead. Staff don't play no games here."

 

Kurren$y attempted to open the cell door and did so successfully. Apparently it wasn't ever locked. Yet again these guards is incompetent.

 

"Step out with me, talk some brick talk."

Acrylic stepped outside his cell and stretched, sweet roll still suspended in the air. "Jeez, these guards must be pretty stupid not to lock the door. So, what is it you wanted to talk about? I'm not familiar with the 'brick talk' reference, what exactly does it mean? Though I feel like I should know, living my whole life on the streets and such."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@Amorphous

Well, apart from being an "extremely powerful crazy unicorn" that was deemed too dangerous to walk in public, I didn't kill or injured anypony. I neither stole anything of high value. The only things I ever stole were some hourglasses. But I'm sure you are aware that this is not enough to be sentenced at such "well protected" facility.

 

He levitated a tray and soon was back with some fruits and four eggs.

 

Heh, apparently they only serve fish at dinner. How unfortunate. Well, anyway. I remained perfectly fine for decades until recently that princesses discovered my existence through not a very nice situation. You see, I managed to swap bodies with Luna, thus gaining brief access to high-security information, documents and relics. They didn't like it much. So I ran away by jumping through the window of Luna's bedroom tower. I fell till the bottom of the mountain. Not a pleasant thing... I was quickly caught and brought here with nopony really explaining why. I guess princesses wanted to contain me or something. They don't want another Discord after all... Or perhaps they are just salty I read their diaries and stuff. Who knows...

Edited May 9, 2016 by Missklang

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@,

 

Walking down the hall away from the crowd of guards and inmates Kurren$y was preparing what he was going to say when he got blind-sided by Acrylic's words.

 

"S*** yo a** grew up in the grimy too? You don't look like no typa G. Bang yo set cuz. BGP-87! BBBLLAAAPPP!"

 

Returning to the reason he called Acrylic out this way, Kurren$y said

 

"Get me all the iron rust you can. I got a little arts and crafts project that needs to get done."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries,

 

"Probably," said Hooligan with a chuckle as he hugged Redwood, "but we'll have it all figured out by the time the babies come." Hooligan kissed Redwood, "how about we celebrate?" asked Hooligan, "and I don't mean celebrate in that way either. Just you, me having a lovely breakfast and enjoying eachother's company. How's that sound?"

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Missklang,

Mercury finished her bite of waffle before she spoke. "Wow. That kinda makes me feel like a terrible pony," she said, lowering her head slightly. "All I ever did was rob, oh, a few dozen banks. It was all insured, anyway."  Her voice had been trailing off as she spoke, but now it was back, strong, but quiet.

 

"Why don't you just leave here?" she asked. "Fresh air, sunlight, and no guards messing in your business."

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"That sounds wonderful," said Redwood. "Ah ain't had a chance to really relax in a long while. Ah'll grab us a couple pancakes or somethin' from th' guard's cafeteria and meet y'all back in our quarters. Ah think Shadow came back with all our stuff too."

 

Before she left for the cafeteria, Redwood gave Hooligan another kiss.

[4HFan 476]

@,

 

Walking down the hall away from the crowd of guards and inmates Kurren$y was preparing what he was going to say when he got blind-sided by Acrylic's words.

 

"S*** yo a** grew up in the grimy too? You don't look like no typa G. Bang yo set cuz. BGP-87! BBBLLAAAPPP!"

 

Returning to the reason he called Acrylic out this way, Kurren$y said

 

"Get me all the iron rust you can. I got a little arts and crafts project that needs to get done."

"Sure thing, I can get you plenty of that. My cell happens to be particularly rusty. Though, just out of curiosity, what is this 'project'? Some means of escape? 'Cause I have no plans of staying for my full sentence. I got a girl out there who's waiting for me to get back. So if you've got an escape plan, do me a favor and clue me in on it."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries,

 

When Redwood was gone Hooligan ran to their quarters. If Shadow had come back then there was a chance he had gotten what he asked Doc for. And if that were true then he needed to get back before Red. After all he wanted to keep it a surprise. He got to their quarters and found a box. He opened it and almost jumped for joy when he found what he was looking for. He smiled widely to himself. Now all he had to do was wait for Red.

[Missklang 1,053]

@@Amorphous

You don't need to go against the law to be bad. Only got to think differently and spread ideas that the higher-ups don't like. Just look at Discord. He is only goofing around, and yet, everyone looked at him as he was pure evil or something. Sometimes, ponies just look at my eyes and sharp teeth in my grin and that's enough for them to consider me bad too. I just don't like authority and I like a bit of chaos around me. I say I'm here more out of caution than for actual crime. The official reason is just an excuse...

 

He ate an egg in one bite.

 

Well, the truth is. I don't have any business to attend to. I seek entertainment. And I like to just go wherever destiny takes me. "Play along" if you prefer. Just imagine how unfun it would be if I just blast the wall off and go away. And I don't really have a goal, nor home, neither family. It's been dead for centuries now... It's pretty fun here. So I'll stay for a while. It's not like I don't have time.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Redwood got two trays, each with some pancakes and syrup along with some orange juice. She was looking forward to taking a bit of break and spending some time with Hooligan since the last few days had been so hectic.

 

"Breakfast is served," she said as she walked into their quarters.

Edited May 9, 2016 by crispy fries

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries,

 

"Thanks Red. But first i wanted to ask you something," Hooligan said as he put the two trays to the side, "I've know i've only you for a short time. And in that time we've been through a lot. You've beat me, we've had dinner and now your carrying my child. But i'm not asking this question because of those things. I'm asking because i love you more than anything. I know this might be moving too fast so feel free to say no but will you, Redwood," Hooligan took a knee and pulled out the thing he had asked Doc for. It was a small box and inside side was a wedding ring, "marry me?"

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Missklang,

 

"Yeah," Mercury said. "Hey, since you're so bored, want to help me break into Shadow's office and steal powerful and potentially dangerous artifacts?"

 

She took the last bite of her waffle. Grabbing the tray in her teeth, Mercury trotted to the receptacle as though absolutely nothing had happened.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Redwood gasped. This was one of the few times, or perhaps only times she was left speechless. It took a lot to shock her, but this did the trick.

 

"Of course ah'll marry y'all, Hooligan," said Redwood as she gave him a hug and a kiss.

 

It felt like her heart was on fire. Redwood could have never expected something like this, and she couldn't say anything but yes.

 

"Y'know, where ah come from, a shotgun is traditionally involved when a stallion has to propose to s mare he knocked up," she managed to chuckle.

 

(I totally called it)

[Missklang 1,053]

@@Amorphous

Missklang flinched.

 

Why not. It could be fun.

 

He levitated an apple in the air, then levitated a knife, moving it so fast others could only see a silver blur. Once done, the apple was cut into tiny cubes. He proceeded to do same with other fruits while levitating all of them. Once done, he had a nice fruit salad that he proceeded to eat.

 

What's the artefact? I hope it's not too shiny and dangerous, otherwise, I will be interested in it too.

 

He laughed.

 

Nah, I don't need those. I got plenty myself... Necroponycon, Hoof of Glory, skeleton keys... You name it. But really, what's the artefact and how you know about it? But even if you don't know and just basing on rumours, it would still be fun to pick nose in his secrets. But knowing him, he will sneak up on you in a second. It's almost as if he had an omnipresent eye that lurks at you from every shadow and always keep him aware of everything that happens in the prison.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries,

 

Hooligan chuckled along side Red. Tears of joy ran down Hooligan's face. In this moment now he was happier then he had ever felt in his life. "Redwood, you have know idea how happy you've made me right now," said Hooligan as he wiped the tears from his eyes.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Ah can get a rough idea," said Redwood with a large smile of happiness on her face. She still couldn't believe what had just happened, but she was happy too, so she didn't spare much thought. Unlike the news that Redwood was pregnant, it seemed like they could be free with the news that they were engaged.

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Missklang, 

"Well, I heard it straight from the horse's mouth," Mercury said. "The horse, in this case, being Nightmare. She really just mentioned it in passing, but from the way she was talking about it, Shadow collects artifacts. Or, at the very least, has more than one. What they are, I can't say, but mystery is fun."

 

She twisted her head to look at Missklang. "And, omnipresent shadow eyes... Are you sure you've been scanning this place for spells? Because it may be as simple as that. Anyway," Mercury continued, "no time like the present. Let's go."

 

With a sure step and raised head, Mercury trotted in the direction of Shadow's office.