private The school for Criminals

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries,

 

"oh my there are so many details we have to think of," said Hooligan excitedly, "do we have the wedding before or after we have the kids? Where are we gonna have the wedding? Who will we invite? Will there be a bachelor or bacheloret party?" Hooligan stopped and took a deep breath, "sorry, i'm just so excited."

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"It's alright if yer excited," said Redwood, keeping up her smile. "Really, ah'm not sure if th' weddin' should be before or after th' kids are born. Of course, with Missklang's magic, ah guess that can happen whenever. Ah think we should keep th' weddin' simple though."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries,

 

"Something simple would be nice," said Hooligan as he handed Redwood the breakfast she had brought in and sat down, "just close friends and family. You know if you wanna invite your family that is." Hooligan began eating, "I know you're family disapproves of your past but i'm sure they'd be thrilled to hear you're getting married."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@Amorphous

Missklang  finished his food.

 

I know you are not keen with the authorities. Neither am I. But I would ask you please not to call Nightmare a horse when I can hear it. I have no problem with insulting Shadow or Celestia of course. But it's true. I heard about his collection too. And not from anypony but Luna herself.

 

He trotted after Mercury. 

 

I wasn't really scanning the place for spells, but I would have detected strong magic if I were to run into it.

 

Upon the arrival in the office corridor, Missklang looked at Mercury. 

 

Hey, it appears that Shadow is in his office. I don't think he will let us go in it if he is still inside...

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Ma was pesterin' me to get married even before ah got convicted," said Redwood as she sat down to eat her own breakfast. "Ah think th' news that ah'm havin' two kids and gettin' married is enough to get 'em out here. Is there anypony y'all wanna invite? Ah ain't never heard a word from y'all about no family or friends."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

"Well my parents died a long time ago," said Hooligan as he ate his breakfast, "and before you say it, I don't need you to apologise. Its not your fault," Hooligan thought for a moment, "there is one guy. Possibly the only friend I have. He's a batpony who pulled a few jobs with me back in the day." Hooligan smiled, "I couldn't imagine him not being my best stallion."

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Aw hell, do ah gotta have bridesmaids? All mah friends are either dead or in th' army, plus ah ain't gotta whole lotta friends who are mares. It's fine if y'all wanna have this guy as yer best stallion, but like ah said, ah don't wanna have some grand affair. Maybe we could just have th' weddin' in th' courtyard."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

"A courtyard wedding sounds romantic," said Hooligan as he Nuzzled her softly, "and you don't have to have bridesmaids. It's just when me and him were younger we made a blood oath to be each others best stallion when we got married. Before you ask, yes a bloodoath probably was a bit dramatic," he chuckled

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Alright, if yer intent on havin' this guy at our weddin', then he can come. Now, we should probably tell Shadow what's happenin', plus ah got a whole lotta letters to mail out. Ah hope at least a few of mah relatives can show up. Ah should probably get a nice dress too."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

"I'll probably need to get a nice suit to wear," said Hooligan finishing off his breakfast. Hooligan was bursting with excitement. In this moment he knew why people always got so giddy about weddings. "Who are we gonna get to perform the ceremony?" Hooligan asked.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Ah dunno. Maybe Shadow or Nightmare have th' power to do that. Hell, considerin' both of their connections with th' princesses and how ah was important enough to escort them on their inspection, maybe ah could ask about that. Could y'all imagine Celestia or even just Luna performin' th' ceremony?"

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

Hooligan chuckled, "somehow I don't think either of the Princesses would be to keen to perform the ceremony of a pony who tried to kill them," Hooligan gave a small shrug as he gave a short laugh, "but then again maybe they'be finally gotten over it by now."

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"We'll see what happens. Maybe it could be a show of how forgivin' they are. It could also work as a PR stunt to show how successful th' prison is or somethin' along those lines. We're gettin' a little ahead of ourselves though. Let's go tell Shadow th' news and figure it out from there."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

"Sounds like a plan to me," Hooligan said happily with a smile, "come on. The sooner we tell him the sooner we'll be husband and wife." Hooligan kissed Redwood and they headed to Shadows office.

 

@@reader8363

 

"Hey Shadow," said Hooligan as he entered the office, "me and Red had some more big news we wanted to share."

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer, @@reader8363,

 

"We're gettin' married!" said Redwood as she held up the engagement ring, still with a smile on her face.

 

It was nice to not have to be discreet about the news. She didn't like having to be careful who she told, and wanted to tell everyone. Redwood had never been happier on her life, and she couldn't wait for the wedding.

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Dapper Charmer,@@crispy fries, 

Shadow smiled as he found his bottle and placed it on the shelf, 

"That's great for the both of you, Have you figured it out, or do ya need a little help?"

 

Nightmare walked down the stairway towards the lower levels. When she got to the bottom, she fixed the spear, and pushed it out of the way then started walking through the halls, remembering the screams from her nightmare

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@reader8363, @@crispy fries

 

Hooligan took a step forward, "well sir, we were hoping to hold the ceremony in the courtyard. If that's alright with you," said Hooligan nervously, "nothing to fancy just a simply ceremony. A few close friends and family. We also need someone to perform the ceremony."

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Dapper Charmer, @@crispy fries,

Shadow sighed, picked up the newest edition to the collection and said as he placed it on his head,

"I think I can get someone to do it, I can set up the wedding, but I don't think you want me marrying you two."

 

@@Missklang, @@Amorphous,

Once the helmet was placed, Shadow heard a sonar and saw two figures outside his door. He said as he took off the helmet and placed on his desk,

"Whoever's outside my door, come in, and don't try to fake that you're not there, I already saw you."

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363, @@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Thanks fer yer help, sir. Ah really do appreciate y'all helpin' out mahself and Hooligan like this," said Redwood. "So, do either of y'all know someplace where ah can get a nice weddin' dress?"

 

She couldn't believe she was asking for a dress. Redwood wasn't a big fan of them to say the least, but she wanted this to be special.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@, @@Missklang, @@Amorphous, @@reader8363

 

"Sit down boi it ain't yo place to know. Jail break don't work too well round here, but if you trying I'm down. Got two cats I'ma get before that doe."

 

"We done. Better have that rust next time I see ya."

 

Kurren$y walked towards the rest of the prison population and saw Missklang and Mercury creeping on Shadow's office

 

"Aye ya'll lurkin all wrong, lemme show ya how a hot boy does it."

 

Kurren$y kicked open Shadow's door and bowed before his audience.

[crispy fries 432]

@@SugarfootWillie, @@Dapper Charmer, @@reader8363,

 

Redwood swore and turned around to see that Kurren$y had managed to kick in the door.

 

"Get th' fuck outta here before ah put y'all back in th' infrimary!" ordered Redwood. 

 

Kurren$y had a habit of making things hard for her. All she wanted was a little peace to plan her wedding.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries, @@reader8363, @@Dapper Charmer,

 

 

"Gaaa, why you gotta be everywhere? I'm cool with you homie. What ya'll getting into?"

 

Kurren$y sat down on Shadow's desk and started playing with the helmet next to him. Placing it on his head Kurren$y said:

 

"Aye where ya'll find this? Looks like somebody's tryna start Nightmare Night early."

[crispy fries 432]

@@SugarfootWillie,

 

"Get out. Now," growled Redwood as she pulled Kurren$y away from Shadow's desk.

 

She was most certainly not in the mood to deal with Kurren$y's antics. Redwood had a lot on her mind, and she just wanted to have a chance to get things in order. Was that too much to ask?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@SugarfootWillie, @@crispy fries

 

"What the f%@& do you want Kurren$y?!" Hooligan said angrily, now wishing that he hadn't taken it so easy on him, "and if it's not important then I suggest you get the f%@& out before I beat your sorry ass some more." Hooligan was pissed, just when things were going his way in walks this asshole.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries, @@Dapper Charmer, @@Missklang, @@Amorphous

 

 

Kurren$y immediately grabbed Hooligans mane, tripped him, and guided him in such a way so Hooligan's teeth smashed into the corner of Shadow's desk. In the same falling motion Kurren$y fell with Hooligan, bringing him to the ground with an elbow into Hooligan's spine.

 

"I ain't in no chair now boi! Catch you slippin and you'll be number 3."