private The school for Criminals

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@@Dapper Charmer, 

The guard rolled it's eyes as if saying, "That's a really old joke, got anything else and or is that your best."

 

@@Missklang,

Nightmare said as she grew relaxed,

"yeah, we have a library, but I think it's for guards, or maybe not. I haven't been there. I heard guards talking about it, but no prisoners 

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@@reader8363

 

Hooligan smiled, he was glad to see that this guard wasn't going to be a push other. "How about we play the silent game," said Hooligan happily, "ready, set, go." Hooligan lasted 5 seconds before he burst out into song. "You're just to good at this Simon. That's your name right Simon?"

[crispy fries 432]

Before turning in for the night, Redwood had one last thing she wanted to do. She rummaged around in her things for a couple minutes before she found what she was looking for: a camera and some lipstick that had been given to her a long time ago. Redwood didn't particularly like putting on makeup, but she had kept the lipstick anyways. It only took her a few minutes to do what she had wanted to, and she tucked it away for a special occasion afterwards. Happy with the result, Redwood went to bed a bit early.

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@@Dapper Charmer, 

The guard shook it's head no and went back to staring. 

 

Shadow walked to his office, kicked up his feet and grabbed his drink. He took a few gulp, then placed it down. He couldn't keep his eyes open. He got up, placed the drink on the shelf, went back to his seat, and fell asleep as soon as he sat down.

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Hooligan smiled at the staring guard, "I think you're lying," Hooligan said mockingly, "I think your name is Simon but you're just too embarashed to admit it." Hooligan lay flat on the ground and smiled, "hey Simon, can you sing me a lullaby? It really helps me to get to sleep."

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@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Redwood was up bright and early, eating a quick breakfast and heading down to Hooligan's cell. 

 

"Hooligan!" she called, hitting his door with her baton. "Ah hope y'all ain't stayin' outta trouble."

 

With any luck, Hooligan had recovered well enough at this point. 

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@@crispy fries, @@Dapper Charmer,

The guard turned to Redwood and stared at her, then back at Hooligan 

 

@@Missklang,

Nightmare woke up and said  as she got to her feet and shook the morning dew off of her,

"You're probably hungry, and I already know I'll get in trouble for falling asleep on watching you."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

Don't worry about me. I can go days without food. But not every day I get to look on a sleeping princess. They all just look adorable, as they don't have their usual masks on. Just sleeping peacefully. I am sure sad I didn't have pen and paper. Otherwise, I would draw it. But you can't possibly get in trouble. You are, with Shadow the pony with the most authority here. One word from you and everything should be fine.

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@@Missklang,

Nightmare said while hiding her blushing,

"That's a little creepy that you know what princesses look like. You make it sound like you stalk princesses when they're asleep. I said he respects me, doesn't mean I won't get in trouble. Oh, I forgot to ask, why did you ask if I had chocolate on me, I don't have pockets or anything. 

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

That's a quite interesting story actually. And also linked to why I got so much interest to my persona lately when no one even bothered for decades about my existence...  You probably know about Luna's dream walking. So what happened is, she, one day, foolishly walked into my dream. A thing you want to avoid to do... As I tend to have a certain lucidity in my dreams, I took the opportunity, and while she as.... confused.... I sneaked through the door she used to get inside. So I ended up in the dream hallway with the doors leading to the dreams of the sleeping ponies. Well, as you know, for her to go there she must be asleep too, so, naturally a door leading to her own dream was there too. I won't get munch into details but let's just say I forced myself to wake up. That ended up by swapping our minds and I was actually stuck as Luna. Well, it was discovered quickly as she, on my body, got there by the evening, but  I managed to roam a bit around the castle, look on some extremely interesting books from the private royal library and even into their journal. And had a look at a more casual Sunbutt. I accidently opened the door to her room and my... Her bed is huge. Perhaps it's made for both sisters to sleep in it together? I don't know... Well, when Luna was back, she used some spell to swap back. So I was.... forced to retaliate.... through the window....  I told you that a bit earlier, did I? Long fall that was. They thought me dead. But as soon as I was discovered alive, they quickly hunted me down and... well... now I'm here. And about chocolate? Hmmm.. I don't know. I was just remembering questions I asked previously in the day...

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@@Missklang, 

Nightmare was trying not to laugh and said, 

"You really shouldn't call Celestia 'Sunbut' It's disrespectful and I don't think Luna would like that you are telling that story,  I'm surprised that you don't call Luna 'Moonbut'. Do you have something against Celestia or have something with Luna."

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@@reader8363

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I just don't trust her. I just don't believe in this perfect Mary Sue goddess image she gives of herself. And neither I approve some of her past decisions... And I generally like Luna more. For example, If I happen to receive a direct order from Celestia. I won't obey if I don't like it or if I want to show that I don't obey her. Luna, however, I would respond in the same way I responded to your orders. And I prefer the night to the day. But I thought that perhaps Luna had warned you not to dream walk into my dreams if you have such ability, and thus explain why too. Because let's face it. If I had pulled the same trick, it would be extremely easy to get out of here and no one would believe when I start calling myself Nightmare Moon. After ll, for others, I'm just another crazy pony... Well maybe except Shadow.

Edited April 11, 2016 by Missklang

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@@Missklang, 

Nightmare shifted on her hooves and said, 

"I kinda can, but I only give nightmares."

 

Shadow woke up and headed to see how Missklang is doing on the first day of being here. He went up the cell to see it's empty. He walked to the garden, cause there is only one pony that could do this. He walked out a said,

"Nightmare, What are you doing?"

 

Nightmare turned around and said trying to find the right words,

"Sir, I was just.."

Edited April 11, 2016 by reader8363

[Missklang 1,053]

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Missklang's ear twitched as he heard someone approaching. He turned his head to see Shadow walking out of the building.

 

Shadow! Good day to you too. And I was just thinking about you... Can you imagine? I was about to escape but her majesty saw right through my clever plan and stopped me! I could never escape like that. She is too strong...

 

He dramatically lifted his hoof to his face and fell backwards on the grass. Once down, he lifted his hooves in the air.

 

Go on! Arrest me! My plan failed, such a shame. I am no match for Nightmare Moon.

 

He started wiggling his hooves, slightly rolling from right to left.

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@@Missklang,

Shadow and Nightmare were stunned, then Shadow turned to Nightmare and said,

"Is this true?" 

 

Nightmare shook her head and said, 
"It's correct sir, Missklang tried to escape, but I stopped him."

 

Shadow nodded and said, 
"Good work, NIghtmare."

He turned around and headed to see if Hooligan was up.

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@@reader8363

Well...

 

Missklang stood up.

 

That went better than expected. I'm surprised. But I do think I should get back into the cell. I think he will go check it again at some point. But it was nice spending time here. I'm honored, your majesty. But it's a school too isn't it? When will that start? What they want us to learn? Do they want to reform those who is here? Will we bake muffins and draw pretty pictures and hugging teddy bears? Or just convert them to good and make us into loyal dogs and use us as a workforce for dirty politic work like... for example... let's say,...eliminating the targets that pose a threat to Equestria or the royal family? What is the thing we will learn? I'm curious.

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@@Missklang, 

Nightmare smiled and said, 

"yeah, Shadow has a talking thing, but that died. He's more of hands on. He want the student's to learn what is right and what is wrong by themself, occasionally telling them. Thank you for doing that for me."

She walked out of the garden and headed to the cell

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

It's all my pleasure. Well, it's a good thing to learn what's considered right and what is considered wrong. Another thing is to make them act according to the "right". But everyone deserves another chance yes?

 

He followed Nightmare Moon to his cell and started to hum a song.

 

I don't want to go to school

I just want to break the rules...

 

He walked into his cell and jumped on his bed.

 

I hope to see you again soon, your majesty.

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@@Missklang, 

Nightmare smiled again and said before leaving,

"I hope to see you soon as well, Missklang

 

As Nightmare was leaving, a guard approached the cell, Looked at Nightmare and Missklang back and forth as it was trying to figure out the connection between them

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@@crispy fries, @@reader8363

 

 

Hooligan smiled when he saw the familiar face of Redwood tapping on his cell door. "I've been trying to get into trouble," said Hooligan with a big grin, "but this guard isn't making it easy. No matter howuch I try to talk to him he just say nothing. I swear he's secretly a mime of something,"

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Well, that's a real shame. Ah'm supposed to be whippin' y'all into shape, and ah can't do that if y'all ain't doin' anythin' bad. Now, if y'all were to start a fight in th' cafeteria, ah wouldn't have any choice but to teach y'all a lesson. Of course, ah ain't suggestin' anythin', but..."

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@@crispy fries,@@Dapper Charmer, 

The guard got up and walked toward them. It glared at them, accusingly. Redwood for suggesting it, and Hooligan for trying to get in trouble. 

 

Shadow walked into his office, grabbed his drink and headed  back to Missklang's cell to see if he likes it there. 

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Missklang walked to the door and leaned on it. He looked on the guard and smiled.

 

Aww, don't be jealous. I can give you a hug if you want. But I guess you don't want the hug so badly that you would open the door, do you? You could freeze me till I become an icicle, but hugging an icicle is not so fun, is it? Welp. I guess no hugs for you then.

 

He smiled again.

Edited April 11, 2016 by Missklang

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@@Missklang,

The guard rolled his eyes as if saying, you really need to work on your humor and something tells that you are never going to leave this place before you die. It walked over to the walled and pushed the button. Frozen air, colder than last time, came through the top and started filling up the room 

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Missklang looked at his mane, slowly becoming icicles and grinned.

 

Well, icicle it is then.

 

He looked at the guard as the glass window on the door got covered in beautiful ice patterns. He breathed on it to increase the speed on which it was covered. Then, with a swift movement, he pulled out several of his mane hairs and spat on them. Then he waited for them to slowly become tiny icicles that he used to pick the door's lock. As he kicked the door open, he threw the blanket from his bed on the guard, then pushing it to the wall, taking advantage of the little confusion it created, successfully knocking the guard unconscious. He then, instead of leaving, took off the guard's uniform and pushed the pony in the cell, closing the door behind and began to wait for it to recover. He didn't push it too hard so it wasn't going to take too long. In the meantime, he started to look on the buttons that composed the command panel of the cell. He looked at the communicator radio thing that was attached to the guard's outfit belt. 

 

Hmmm. I wonder if I can call Nightmare with this one... I better find out how to switch off the cold air. After all, I don't want for the guard to catch a cold.

 

He focused back at the command panel and turned the temperature regulator back to normal... The guard started wiggling.

 

(I didn't think about the guard's appearance. I live that to you. I can only assume that it is the same guard from the last time. And if Missklang was correct, a mare.)