Ask Frostgage

[CheeryFox 23,822]

How smexy are you on a scale from one to ten? 

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-08-19 at 8:08 PM, Frostgage said:

I kind of wonder how many of them are just trolls - certainly one of the stranger conspiracies (and that's saying something)

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Some of them, at least, are serious, otherwise it wouldn't be as much of a thing. Apparently there was a pro basketballer just recently who posted something along the lines of 'the flat-earth theory makes so much sense, what else are they hiding from us' on his Twitter, likely much to his PR people's dismay.

  On 2017-08-19 at 8:08 PM, Frostgage said:

He seemed to be not just brilliant but extremely wise as well as evidenced by his quotes. Being a genius would be fun lol

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"I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to" - Albert Einstein

I have simultaneously proved you both wrong and right with a single sentence.

  On 2017-08-18 at 6:08 PM, Frostgage said:

Now we just have to wait for him to guest voice a character on MLP

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They all succumb at some point... even the strongest have their limits...

 

 

Who is your favourite superhero?

What is the longest cylindrical object you own?

What is the largest oblong object you own?

What is the tallest triangular object you own?

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-08-19 at 10:16 PM, Stormfury said:

How smexy are you on a scale from one to ten? 

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10 obviously. It's listed as my Esper ability

  On 2017-08-20 at 5:52 AM, Duality said:

Some of them, at least, are serious, otherwise it wouldn't be as much of a thing. Apparently there was a pro basketballer just recently who posted something along the lines of 'the flat-earth theory makes so much sense, what else are they hiding from us' on his Twitter, likely much to his PR people's dismay.

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Yep I remember that - the hilarious thing is he went to Duke xD

  On 2017-08-20 at 5:52 AM, Duality said:

Who is your favourite superhero?

What is the longest cylindrical object you own?

What is the largest oblong object you own?

What is the tallest triangular object you own?

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1. Iron Man! (specifically the Robert Downey Jr. edition) He's just such a cool character in so many ways - I can't wait for the upcoming Avengers movies <3
2. A sleeping bag, when rolled up of course!
3. An NFL-size football. On a related note "oblong" is one of the greatest words of all time.
4. Hmm... maybe a shirt hanger? Sorry I don't have that many objects ;-;

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-08-21 at 2:18 AM, Frostgage said:

Iron Man! (specifically the Robert Downey Jr. edition) He's just such a cool character in so many ways - I can't wait for the upcoming Avengers movies <3

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You and me both. Marvel is my current bestpone franchise besides actual pone, without even taking into account the bestpone-franchise actual pone that RDJ posted on Facebook the other day.

  On 2017-08-21 at 2:18 AM, Frostgage said:

 

An NFL-size football.

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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  On 2017-08-21 at 2:18 AM, Frostgage said:

On a related note "oblong" is one of the greatest words of all time.

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Silly Frosty, that's not how you spell 'diphthong'.

  On 2017-08-21 at 2:18 AM, Frostgage said:

Sorry I don't have that many objects ;-;

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Steal some then. Problem-solving ftw.

 

 

How many milligrams of iron do you estimate there are currently in your body?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from licking electric fences?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from being injected with rusty anaesthetic needles at the dentist?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got by getting swagliciously impaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator?

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-08-22 at 9:24 AM, Duality said:

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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... I'm embarrassed ( ._.)

  On 2017-08-22 at 9:24 AM, Duality said:

How many milligrams of iron do you estimate there are currently in your body?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from licking electric fences?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from being injected with rusty anaesthetic needles at the dentist?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got by getting swagliciously impaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator?

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1. A lot, and that fact has been confirmed. If you didn't know I'm a unashamed cereal addict xD
2. 0.00000001
3. 1337
4. -1

I'VE LIVED QUITE A LIFE

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-08-23 at 10:51 PM, Frostgage said:

... I'm embarrassed ( ._.)

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  On 2017-08-23 at 10:51 PM, Frostgage said:

3. 1337

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srsly how many root canals hav you had bruh

  On 2017-08-23 at 10:51 PM, Frostgage said:

4. -1

I'VE LIVED QUITE A LIFE

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So, let me get this straight, you got swagliciously unimpaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator? Because, if so,     

That is all.

 

 

Just because I can't abide wasting such a swagliciously spontaneously-invented word as 'swaglicious':

What's the swagliciousest injury you've ever walked off?

What's the swagliciousest outfit you've ever worn?

What's the swagliciousest comeback/witticism you've ever said?

What's the swagliciousest person you've ever hung out with?

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-08-24 at 8:09 AM, Duality said:

What's the swagliciousest injury you've ever walked off?

What's the swagliciousest outfit you've ever worn?

What's the swagliciousest comeback/witticism you've ever said?

What's the swagliciousest person you've ever hung out with?

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1. I've taken several baseballs to the neck. Not fun lol
2. Any of the few times (mostly at weddings and stuff) that I've gotten to wear a tie
3. "no u" Everytime
4. All my friends on here <3 even though I've never met any of them in real life ;-;

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-08-25 at 7:23 PM, Frostgage said:

Any of the few times (mostly at weddings and stuff) that I've gotten to wear a tie

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I find church to be the easiest way to justifiably wear a tie on a weekly basis. 

  On 2017-08-25 at 7:23 PM, Frostgage said:

"no u" Everytime

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*obligatory foghorns*

  On 2017-08-25 at 7:23 PM, Frostgage said:

All my friends on here <3 even though I've never met any of them in real life ;-;

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Waitaminute...

You said "even though I've never met any of them in real life".

Not "even though I've never met any of you in real life".

Which, due to grammar rules and since you were addressing me, implies that I'm not one of the 'them', i.e., one of your friends.

 

 

What is the best material for making cutlery out of, in your opinion/s?

What is the largest gemstone you've ever seen?

What's the favourite subject that you took in school?

Is Twilight Sparkle actually as adorable as we have been led to believe?

Edited October 19, 2017 by Duality

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-08-26 at 3:50 AM, Duality said:

You said "even though I've never met any of them in real life".

Not "even though I've never met any of you in real life".

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This is why my grammar shouldn't be scrutinized xD

  On 2017-08-26 at 3:50 AM, Duality said:

What is the best material for making cutlery out of, in your opinion/s?

What is the largest gemstone you've ever seen?

What's the favourite subject that you took in school?

Is Twilight Sparkle actually as adorable as we have been led to believe?

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1. Gotta be silver. Though really I'm fine with anything besides wood
2. I can't recall seeing one in real life xD soooo
3. Economics which I major in. It aligns perfectly with the way my mind works
4.

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-08-27 at 6:04 AM, Frostgage said:

This is why my grammar shouldn't be scrutinized xD

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so we friends eh frosty

  On 2017-08-27 at 6:04 AM, Frostgage said:

 

Gotta be silver. Though really I'm fine with anything besides wood

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Whaz wrong wif dem woods?

  On 2017-08-27 at 6:04 AM, Frostgage said:

Economics which I major in. It aligns perfectly with the way my mind works

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By that, of course, you mean your mind works like a mind-consuming mathematical vortex of existentialism and the root of all evil, I take it?

  On 2017-08-27 at 6:04 AM, Frostgage said:

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i knew it

 

 

 

Simple question this time:

IS IT TRUE?!???!?!??!!?

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-08-27 at 7:57 AM, Duality said:

so we friends eh frosty

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it's n-not like i LIKE you or anything b-baka

  On 2017-08-27 at 7:57 AM, Duality said:

Whaz wrong wif dem woods?

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Mostly a personal preference thing, I know they're environmentally better than plastic but I just can't stand the sensation while I'm trying to taste something else.

  On 2017-08-27 at 7:57 AM, Duality said:

By that, of course, you mean your mind works like a mind-consuming mathematical vortex of existentialism and the root of all evil, I take it?

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...Hmm yeah I'll go with that

  On 2017-08-27 at 7:57 AM, Duality said:

IS IT TRUE?!???!?!??!!?

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[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-08-28 at 7:37 PM, Frostgage said:

it's n-not like i LIKE you or anything

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Excuse me?

I'm the tsundere one around here, thank you very much. 

  On 2017-08-28 at 7:37 PM, Frostgage said:

 

...Hmm yeah I'll go with that

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I probably should be worried by how readily you agreed to that.

 

 

 

What, exactly, is the 'outlook not so good' on the truth of?

How many dimensions does a sheep have?

From whence and wherefore?

What is the best word ever?

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-08-29 at 6:23 AM, Duality said:

What, exactly, is the 'outlook not so good' on the truth of?

How many dimensions does a sheep have?

From whence and wherefore?

What is the best word ever?

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1. You tell me xD
2. I'm getting calculus word problem flashbacks. PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS QUESTION ON THE TEST ;-;
3. And hither yonder!
4. For me it's Kibosh. But man it's hard to pick just one x_x

[Luna 2,384]

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-08-29 at 6:07 PM, Frostgage said:

I'm getting calculus word problem flashbacks. PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS QUESTION ON THE TEST ;-;

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don't cri man

dimensional analysis isn't part of calculus

it's way harder

i'm here for you man

i can help you with scarehmaths

don't cri man

don't cri

  On 2017-08-29 at 6:07 PM, Frostgage said:

And hither yonder!

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AND WHITHER UNDOING?

  On 2017-08-29 at 6:07 PM, Frostgage said:

For me it's Kibosh. But man it's hard to pick just one

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That's not a best word.

'Floccinaucinihilipilification' is a way better best word.

Silly Frosty.

 

 

 

Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops?

Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jackie Chan?

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

Edited April 17, 2018 by Duality

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-08-30 at 5:09 AM, Luna said:

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

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You can't even get them open. Who are they trying to keep out of these things?

  On 2017-08-30 at 8:44 AM, Duality said:

AND WHITHER UNDOING?

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CHECK THYSELF BEFORE THY WRECK THYSELF

  On 2017-08-30 at 8:44 AM, Duality said:

Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops?

Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jacky Chan?

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

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1. Ninja boops definitely. I'm not good with musical instruments
2. Dwayne Johnson probably. Then I could start singing 'You're Welcome' from the top of my lungs
3. The letter E. Better luck next time
4. I know this one too! Your lap... but where does it go?!?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-01 at 8:25 PM, Frostgage said:

Dwayne Johnson probably. Then I could start singing 'You're Welcome' from the top of my lungs

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Everyone loves that song. It's like, "Sure, we knew Dwayne was an edgy post-apocalypse protagonist actor with insane abs, but he can sing too?! AHHHHHHH HOW CAN HE BE THIS SWEG???!!"

 

 

 

Two mothers and two daughters share out $21 in whole dollar notes equally among themselves. How is this possible?

What gets harder to catch the longer you run?

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

*poke*?

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-09-02 at 4:43 AM, Duality said:

Two mothers and two daughters share out $21 in whole dollar notes equally among themselves. How is this possible?

What gets harder to catch the longer you run?

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

*poke*?

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1. They are three people, a grandmother + her daughter and granddaughter, so the middle generation functions as both a daughter and mother. All three of them get $7 each.
2. Your breath! (can confirm)
3. Fire. I'm on a roll
4. *poke accepted* *poke returned*

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-02 at 5:41 AM, Frostgage said:

1. They are three people, a grandmother + her daughter and granddaughter, so the middle generation functions as both a daughter and mother. All three of them get $7 each.
2. Your breath! (can confirm)
3. Fire. I'm on a roll

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i'm almost certain you're a cheaty frosty

bad cheaty frosty

 

 

 

 

Right, you asked for it.

The most ridiculously hard riddle I know, and one that you can't cheat on (the answer doesn't show up online):

 

Curves heat, emblems articulate.
Transforming, you fall - rising once.
Sundering triumphs yet.

What am I?

 

It's an actual riddle, too, don't doubt me.

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-09-02 at 9:01 AM, Duality said:

i'm almost certain you're a cheaty frosty

bad cheaty frosty

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  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

  On 2017-09-02 at 9:01 AM, Duality said:

Curves heat, emblems articulate.
Transforming, you fall - rising once.
Sundering triumphs yet.

What am I?

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I'm going with... pizza?

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-02 at 4:24 PM, Frostgage said:

I'm going with... pizza?

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The correct answer is 'you'.

Now tell me how it's you.

[Duality 10,740]

The key word here, Frosty, is 'acronym'.

[Frostgage 7,976]

  On 2017-09-03 at 12:49 AM, Duality said:

The correct answer is 'you'.

Now tell me how it's you.

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pizza was close

  On 2017-09-03 at 4:39 AM, Duality said:

The key word here, Frosty, is 'acronym'.

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Ah

aaaaaaahhhh

y u say such hurtful things ;-;

[Duality 10,740]

  On 2017-09-03 at 4:45 AM, Frostgage said:

pizza was close

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Very close.

I was almost tempted to give it to you on a technicality. 

  On 2017-09-03 at 4:45 AM, Frostgage said:

Ah

aaaaaaahhhh

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pfffffeheheheheheh ~

  On 2017-09-03 at 4:45 AM, Frostgage said:

y u say such hurtful things ;-;

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nuuuu frosty u kno i didnt mean it

we is friedz

gud friedz

liek bakun

bakun is friedz

*hugs sorrowfully*

 

 

It was worth it, though, you have to admit. 

 

 

How are you so freakishly good at riddles?

What's your I.Q.?

How many dictionaries/thesauri/encyclopedias do you have?

Do you have any pony plushies?

[The Resident Brony 60]

  On 2016-07-17 at 1:52 AM, Makusu2 said:

TOUCH ME

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  On 2016-07-17 at 4:33 PM, A.V. said:

Who is best Disney Villain, IYO?

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