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[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

lol, its funny cuz scootalo's question actually makes sense. unfortunately, because my massive intellect is directed to the sciences and Music, I'm not one to create and use such mind bending questions. I know a good many, but I wouldn't be suprised if you all could figure them out. That is, if I don't access my favorite large library i happen to have! *Rummaging through my collection of 'time wasters' A.K.A. Riddles, and other crap to pass time on car trips*

 

Lets Hear them...

[Nico 790]

SUCH CHILDISH ACTS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! BEGONE WITH YOU!!!

NEXT!!!

 

Is not the childish act that which you are doing in sending me away for arousing such confusion? Or is it that my 'childish endeavors' are simply so menial that I cannot see the immaturity for myself do to a blindness created by my own ego?

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

OK THEN UNDERLINGS... Since you wish to test my knowledge try this...

 

I have a Head & a Tail but never any legs... What am I!

[Authetius 30]

Is not the childish act that which you are doing in sending me away for arousing such confusion? Or is it that my 'childish endeavors' are simply so menial that I cannot see the immaturity for myself do to a blindness created by my own ego?

 

You are my hero Fluttershy. Both in the show, and on the forums. I only wish my compacity for mental games was large enough to create them like you. I'll simply follow along and enjoy the show.

 

OK THEN UNDERLINGS... Since you wish to test my knowledge try this...

 

I have a Head & a Tail but never any legs... What am I!

 

OH OH OH! THATS IN THE BATMAN GAME! MINUTE - LET ME GO LOOK! (god my memory is awesome sauce!)

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

You are my hero Fluttershy. Both in the show, and on the forums. I only wish my compacity for mental games was large enough to create them like you. I'll simply follow along and enjoy the show.

 

 

 

OH OH OH! THATS IN THE BATMAN GAME! MINUTE - LET ME GO LOOK! (god my memory is awesome sauce!)

 

NO CHEATING!!!

[Nico 790]

OK THEN UNDERLINGS... Since you wish to test my knowledge try this...

 

I have a Head & a Tail but never any legs... What am I!

 

You're a coin.

[Authetius 30]

Seriously? Penny? my guess was coin, which is practically same thing. Oh well. I was expecting something more clever than that. NEXT ONE!

[Scootaloo1 106]

So when so when does a cat beat a dog & when does a candle stay lit long enough to melt ice...

 

 

Never did I say such nonsense...

 

The riddle just shows that they are natural enemies... nothing more... you looked to far into my question... therefore you lose.

 

lol, its funny cuz scootalo's question actually makes sense. unfortunately, because my massive intellect is directed to the sciences and Music, I'm not one to create and use such mind bending questions.

 

Thanks? ...Can't tell if it's sarcastic or if you actually liked my riddle...

[Authetius 30]

You're a coin.

 

watch him say wrong - the riddler wanted a penny to be exact.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

OK then...

heres a classic for fun....

If a tree falls & no pony is around to hear it does it make a sound...

 

Never did I say such nonsense...

 

The riddle just shows that they are natural enemies... nothing more... you looked to far into my question... therefore you lose.

 

 

 

Thanks? ...Can't tell if it's sarcastic or if you actually liked my riddle...

 

Still no sense cause since when were candles & ice enemies...

[Authetius 30]

Scientifically, yes - it still hits the ground and and produces disturbances between the particles in the air producing sound waves that WOULD be sensed by living organisms with sound recepting organs IF they were around.

 

My common sense says - Who gives a crap, Unless it fell upon an object of major value, the tree falling doesn't change anything of any importance.

 

Still no sense cause since when were candles & ice enemies...

 

ok. ok. ok.

 

I got this - Dogs and Cats are considered natural enemies in literature around the world. Fire is hot, and Ice is cold, both opposites and considered enemies, because one cannot exist next to the other without one destroying the other.

 

Therefore - what is the natural enemie of Oranges? What is it that Oranges destroy/prevent?

[Scootaloo1 106]

 

Still no sense cause since when were candles & ice enemies...

 

SCIENCE EXPERIMENT TIME! Cause science is cool

 

Fire melts ice.... ice turns into water... water douses flame...

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

OMG can we get this going...

Edited November 25, 2011 by PlasmaStorm

[Authetius 30]

62 replies - I'd say we got going a while ago.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

I know but ask more questions cuz this is starting to look more like a riddle topic then a question topic...

[Authetius 30]

OK! found my old section on sample problems. unfortunately i don't have the answers in the book because this is an old colledge textbook that i got from my dad back when i first started using really advanced math, and I've noticed the old books dont give u answers like the new ones.

 

Now, Im alrdy solving this, but it may be a problem that some of the symbols are not included on a standard keyboard, so either type out their names or scan in a pic with it written out.

 

OK!

 

Level One Vector Mechanics for Engineers

 

1.) Determine the mass moment of inertia of a slender rod of length L and mass m with respect to an axis perpendicular to the rod and passing through one end of the rod.

 

(Hint = It is actually impossible to solve this problem, Its more or less asking for the equasion used, so rack your brains, or in many peoples cases, the internet for the answer! This one i garuntee is not online, as it comes from my library!)

 

P.S. Sorry for going all nerdy on your people, just bored at 1 in the morning with nothing else to do.

 

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Ummm i cant answer that...

[Authetius 30]

oh, well the offer of 500 Authetius Coins still stands to any pony brave enough to tackle to world of Vector Mechanics. I got harder ones if someone actually manages it.

[Phoenix Wright 55]

Yes, I have a question...

Why doesn't Micky D's sell hot dogs?

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Because he`s a white version of KFC just more grease & Fatting foods other than store meat products

[Phoenix Wright 55]

Micky D's = McDonalds.

Great logic, Quan.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

i know what Micky D`s is you dip.

Thats why i said it`s KFC for white ppl

[Phoenix Wright 55]

Here's another question...

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

[Authetius 30]

I'm White and I like KFC more than Micky D's. Does that make me black on the inside? You know, like an inside out Oreo? Or am I merely an Honorary Black guy?

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

I'm White and I like KFC more than Micky D's. Does that make me black on the inside? You know, like an inside out Oreo? Or am I merely an Honorary Black guy?

 

LOL damn you...

 

Here's another question...

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

 

their fingers since thats the closest thing to there leg...