The avatar above you licks your cheek. What would you do?

[Senor Citizen 516]

Ooo, mustache.

(BEHOLD! GETS!)

Edited June 14, 2013 by Rico Rodriguez

[Midnight fell 62]

Da fuq?

[Senor Citizen 516]

That guy has a scratchy beard...

(Device, you are dead to me. All further posts to be ignored.)

[Midnight fell 62]

Same to you bitch

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Not sure if gusta...?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

[Midnight fell 62]

You short circuited me! Annihilate

[Durandal 623]

I was not aware synthetics could 'lick' things. There is always room for experiment, however.

 

>> Warning! Abnormally high current in Section B25-K. Please vacate area immediately.

[Midnight fell 62]

Evacuation commence

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

wat.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

That's cute dear.

[Durandal 623]

Protocol demands I inform organics of what happens when certain parts of me are touched, however that'd be no fun.

 

Go on, lick it. Tell me how it tastes.

[Midnight fell 62]

I don't have a mouth module

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

It's a robot....can't be licked by arobot.

[Durandal 623]

How cu--

 

>> Power out in sector C5-E. Cause: current redirected.

>> Searching...

>> Two organics located in sector C5-E. Cause of death: Electrocution.

 

Oh dear. I actually liked those organics.

Edited June 14, 2013 by Durandal

[Senor Citizen 516]

What is that? An icon? Icons do not have tongues,

[Midnight fell 62]

Go away

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Eww.

[Gamerplayerextreme 11]

...I didn't say stop licking...

*eye roll*

[Midnight fell 62]

*pounds you into oblivion*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Ew... oil.

[Midnight fell 62]

I would suggest take a shower

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

There's no saliva...

 

Good.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I feel true happiness.

Edited June 15, 2013 by Muffin Investigator

[Midnight fell 62]

I feel true madness