Cider Contest 3.0: Special Zecora Edition

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

6 cider tankards are not nearly enough
but that blue ribbon will go well with my mane
so i need to step my game,be tought
and ponies will admire and know my name

Rarity 6

Edited June 21, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Two poems in one post,

Will ChB allow that with the rules.

Applejack picks up her 58th,

"To your good health, fools"

 

Aj=58

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

30 minutes have gone better make another rhyme.

"Cheers m'dears" as Applejack knocks back number fifty nine.

 

Aj=59

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

41 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

30 minutes have gone better make another rhyme.

"Cheers m'dears" as Applejack knocks back number fifty nine.

 

Aj=59

 

i liked this game so much i wrote a poem
and thats the reason for this delay
but Rarity didn't give up on the ribbon glowin
so she drank her 7th in game to stay

Rarity 7

and now the 8th must be on top
for she has mutch ground to cover
Rarity doesn't give up 2nd or not
it will be hard but she'll recover

Rarity 8 (it combines my posts on its own its not my fault)

i know she's left behind by 50
and thats alot as poems come
but this is cider and its nifty
so the 9th she drinks right from the can

Rarity 9
 

to win this game she'll need assistance
more ponies Rarity to represent
for even if i write for all my existance
the competition drinks with no relent

Rarity 10

now she's at last at double digits
but there's still much way to go
eleventh brings Rarity to her limits
and we all know who's more stubborn as ponies go

Rarity 11

but stubborness isn't a good trait
sho she is glad she doesn't have it
still Rarity put too much on her plate
and its seems it will end in vomit

Rarity 12

Edited June 21, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

22 minutes ago, lordvaltasar said:

i liked this game so much i wrote a poem
and thats the reason for this delay
but Rarity didn't give up on the ribbon glowin
so she drank her 7th in game to stay

Rarity 7

and now the 8th must be on top
for she has mutch ground to cover
Rarity doesn't give up 2nd or not
it will be hard but she'll recover

Rarity 8 (it combines my posts on its own its not my fault)

i know she's left behind by 50
and thats alot as poems come
but this is cider and its nifty
so the 9th she drinks right from the can

Rarity 9
 

to win this game she'll need assistance
more ponies Rarity to represent
for even if i write for all my existance
the competition drinks with no relent

Rarity 10

@ChB does this contravene Rule 3?

"3. For each post made in support of a contestant, one point will be added to that contestant (i.e. she will drink one cider).

 

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Applejack can take her time,

to savour Sweet Apple Acres cider.

She'll keep creating a rhyme,

As long as there's fight in side her.

 

Aj=60

 

 

 

(You have to wait 30 mins before making a new post, otherwise it combines them )

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

now to get some room to breath
from all this cider all at once
she goes away and takes a break
on her way out she drinks the 13th ounce

Rarity 13

it seems she liked cider more than she thought
for she decided to continue,why not

Rarity 14

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Down the hatch with another pint,

Nearly two thirds of the way.

Applejack enjoys the company,

And while the sun shines, make hay.

 

Aj=61

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

and though my fan-arts may delay
for in poems i just saw the worth
i hope my requesters think its okay
so Rarity isn't going going to be wroth

Rarity 15

her target is to go to 20 now
and maybe then call it a day
for to drink so much in a row
could cause her stomach ache under sun's ray

Rarity 16

and though summer sun's festival we celebrate
to do so she must retain her senses
how else the sun can she apreciate
when Rarity is closed behind barred fences

(getting off track i suppose since cider isn't alcoholic)
Rarity 17

but despite all,for just 3 more
She can contain her inner organs
for drinking cider isn't bad at all
and also doesn't violate her morals

Rarity 18

the 19th tasted a bit bare
but we must not blame the cider
for granny smith made it with care
abusing it won't make it brighter

Rarity 19

now i must go cook some meal
and so i pass Rarity's Reins
i hope whoever takes the deal
ensures cider kingdoms she Reigns

Rarity 20

9 hours ago, Dawnchaser said:

@ChB does this contravene Rule 3?

"3. For each post made in support of a contestant, one point will be added to that contestant (i.e. she will drink one cider).

(You have to wait 30 mins before making a new post, otherwise it combines them )

if that's the case Rarity's Doomed
but it explains why she's a wreck
days and weeks and months it took
to find a way dry her neck

Rarity 21(or maybe not it seems)

Edited June 22, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

16 minutes ago, lordvaltasar said:

(getting off track i suppose since cider isn't alcoholic)

Glad I'm not drinking your "cider", round here it has a little more "bite"

 

Guess there are regional variations

 

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Applejack's doing it the hard way,

She's only taking one at a time.

Applejack's doing it the right way,

One post and one rhyme.

Aj=62

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

but in the end i like this game
and i don't want to break the rules
so please just tell me if its safe
to post like this and ensure rarity rules

Rarity 22(ok,ok, i'm going)

4 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Glad I'm not drinking your "cider", round here it has a little more "bite"

actually i never tried cider i just assumed it wasn't alcoholic because it was in the show,my bad

Edited June 21, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

To us your cider is juice,

To you our cider is hard.

Applejack's still winning,

By about a county yard.

 

Aj=62

Aj=63

 

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

On 6/8/2018 at 4:24 PM, ChB said:

On 6/8/2018 at 4:24 PM, ChB said:

Oh, and just to clarify, the poem doesn’t necessarily have to be related to Cider drinking. It just has to be related to the pony you are supporting.

now i see,that makes it breezy
for Rarity inspires the Heart,it merrits
to write ellegant poems is easy
when she's the theme and not the spirits

Rarity : 23?
(bonus)
i never knew the rules may i be forgiven
to the judge above,this i implore
to let Rarity keep the points i've given
of course i will not do it anymore

and if you just refuse i understand
though all those rhymes it pains me to let fall
i had fun writing them and that will stand
so in the end its no big deal at all

so just inform us on official count 
so other players won't get confused this time around

Edited June 21, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

[/s]Whilst we wait to hear from @ChB,

Applejack raises a glass and down sixty three.

 

Aj=63[/s]

A voice can be heard

"Jus' keep linin' up more"

And without further word

Applejack takes down sixty four

Aj=64

 

"I never knew the rules"

...because what sort of freak a) reads the rules and b) follows them 

 

8 hours ago, lordvaltasar said:

and if you just refuse i understand
though all those rhymes it pains me to let fall
i had fun writing them and that will stand
so in the end its no big deal at all

Err, cut and paste the extra ones from your multiposts into new posts after the 30mins, or is that crazy talk

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Vintjack Greasymane 3,460]

Again, all of my support goes to AJ!

Come on AJ! You rock and you know it! Drink it up 'till the last drop!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Applejack thanks you for the support,

Although in version 3 you'll find.

Whether two lines or four,

All replies have to be rhymed.

 

Aj=64

Aj=65

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

17 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

...because what sort of freak a) reads the rules and b) follows them 

Err, cut and paste the extra ones from your multiposts into new posts after the 30mins, or is that crazy talk

it was not in the initial rules,had an older rule crossed out,so it escaped me,

i see no point in it,since the game is about playing and not winning,it just sounds like lot of trouble for no reason


when i asked for judgement i felt no animosity
i just wanted something clarified
after all Rarity taught us Generosity
so back to 10 she goes and stays refined

Rarity 11

Edited June 21, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Agreed some games are just for fun,

Change One Letter can have no winner.

But some games are a race,

Will it be Aj saying "Winner winner chicken dinner"?

 

Aj=65

Aj=66

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

but too much strife takes out the fun
competitive yes but not harsh
Rarity decides instead to run
its not worth it for this to clash

Rarity 12

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

*reads the synopsis of Fall Weather Friends*

 

Considering these things,

We know that Aj like to compete,

But without magic or wings

She has to remain on her feet.

 

Aj=66

Aj=67

 

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

i just thought you deserved some competition
since so alone you seemed to play this game
that is one reason i made that petition
and i hope Rarity won't think me lame
evoking this your gain is not my mission
especially while using her name

using a six line rhyme won't break the rules i hope
i don't remember if Zacora also this way spoke

but just in case that this is not allowed
just read the first four lines don't worry multiples won't count

Rarity 13

Edited June 22, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Two and four lines are both good,

And for variety I tried a haiku.

@ChB said not to use them I should

But he fell short of saying... 

Aj=67

*EDIT* I was hoping the reader would fill in the blank in their mind as I didn't want to write "fuck you". Now I can't be bothered to rework it.

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

14 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Considering these things,

We know that Aj like to compete,

But without magic or wings

She has to remain on her feet.

i know applejack's trait is to compete
and you do well here to emulate it
but now i need to take que and be slick
for Rarity would be the one to forfeit

Rarity 14

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Roses are red,

Poems don't have to be long.

Applejack didn't learn anything,

She was right all along!

 

Aj=67

Aj=68

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

just hope rainbow dash next time you won't compete
for she will make it hard on you and hurt this friendship
and she won't want to come out a fool complete
so she'll do anything no matter what the hardship

Rainbow Dash :1

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

One person posting for two ponies,

I followed that folly last time.

Dawn learned his lesson,

Only for Applejack will he rhyme.

 

Aj=68

Aj=69

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser