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  On 2022-09-20 at 6:59 PM, Rainbow Dash said:

Chrysallis, how do you feel about Hearts and Hooves Day? 

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Actually my experiences with this holiday aren't so good, because I had to constraint myself a lot. Eating too much isn't good for health.

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  On 2022-09-20 at 7:22 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

Did you ever have a secret admirer? :wub:

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A secret admirer of the evil queen of the changelings? How would it work, a pony sending letters to my hive?

As for the changelings, of course they all admired me when they were still in their proper forms, but not in secret.

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  On 2022-09-20 at 7:29 PM, Queen Chrysalis said:

A secret admirer of the evil queen of the changelings? How would it work, a pony sending letters to my hive?

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Yes, exactly!  You did almost marry a Captain of the Guard didn't you that couldn't have all been your mind control spell? :kindness: ...:love:... :sealed:

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  On 2022-09-20 at 7:32 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

Yes, exactly!  You did almost marry a Captain of the Guard didn't you that couldn't have all been your mind control spell? :kindness: ...:love:... :sealed:

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Well, it was mostly the fact that he loved Cadance and I pretended to be her. But as a changeling, I must have some innate charm to be able to act as the loved one of my victim, and I'm glad you noticed it.

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  On 2022-09-20 at 8:04 PM, Queen Chrysalis said:

Well, it was mostly the fact that he loved Cadance and I pretended to be her. But as a changeling, I must have some innate charm to be able to act as the loved one of my victim, and I'm glad you noticed it.

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What happened to you after that? You seem less threatening as time went on, and I don't just mean because Starlight Glimmer and her crew upended your rule by offering your hive a better alternative, but because you just didn't seem quite as strong. I personally hated that, didn't seem right.

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  On 2022-09-20 at 8:04 PM, Queen Chrysalis said:

Well, it was mostly the fact that he loved Cadance and I pretended to be her. But as a changeling, I must have some innate charm to be able to act as the loved one of my victim, and I'm glad you noticed it.

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  On 2022-09-20 at 9:03 PM, flutterJackdash said:

What happened to you after that? You seem less threatening as time went on, and I don't just mean because Starlight Glimmer and her crew upended your rule by offering your hive a better alternative, but because you just didn't seem quite as strong. I personally hated that, didn't seem right.

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"I bet Shining Armor gave Chryssi his number later."

 

Did Shining Armor ever call you again? You had this whole "old married couple" dynamic. :oh_golly:

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  On 2022-09-20 at 9:03 PM, flutterJackdash said:

What happened to you after that? You seem less threatening as time went on, and I don't just mean because Starlight Glimmer and her crew upended your rule by offering your hive a better alternative, but because you just didn't seem quite as strong. I personally hated that, didn't seem right.

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My power comes partially from the changelings, so when they abandoned me, sadly I became weaker.
 

  On 2022-09-20 at 11:02 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

"I bet Shining Armor gave Chryssi his number later."

 

Did Shining Armor ever call you again? You had this whole "old married couple" dynamic. :oh_golly:

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You're joking, right?

Or you based your question on fan created content. I can't wait for humans to start asking you about Fluffle Puff!

Fluffle what now?

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  On 2022-09-21 at 2:52 PM, Queen Chrysalis said:

You're joking, right?

Or you based your question on fan created content. I can't wait for humans to start asking you about Fluffle Puff!

Fluffle what now?

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So, there wasn't even a teensy bit of love-like feelings for Shining Armor in order for you to maintain your deception? :devious:

Are you and Fluffle Puff still together? 

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  On 2022-09-21 at 3:16 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

So, there wasn't even a teensy bit of love-like feelings for Shining Armor in order for you to maintain your deception? :devious:

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Of course not. It would be unprofessional behavior.

You're not fooling anyone, Chryssie...
 

  On 2022-09-21 at 3:16 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

Are you and Fluffle Puff still together? 

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Why did you do this to me, Cozy? I don't know anyone with that name.

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  On 2022-09-21 at 2:52 PM, Queen Chrysalis said:

My power comes partially from the changelings, so when they abandoned me, sadly I became weaker.
 

You're joking, right?

Or you based your question on fan created content. I can't wait for humans to start asking you about Fluffle Puff!

Fluffle what now?

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Oh. I'm sorry for your loss. It must be hard to lose your children. How have you been coping?

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  On 2022-09-21 at 4:04 PM, Queen Chrysalis said:

Why did you do this to me, Cozy? I don't know anyone with that name.

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*Raspberries* :yuck:

 

  On 2022-09-21 at 4:04 PM, Queen Chrysalis said:

Of course not. It would be unprofessional behavior.

You're not fooling anyone, Chryssie...

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What are your parents like, Cozy Glow?

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  On 2022-09-21 at 6:14 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

What are your parents like, Cozy Glow?

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They are like the most naive ponies ever. And the first victims of my manipulations.
 

  On 2022-09-21 at 6:19 PM, flutterJackdash said:

It is, that's true. But, as I understand it, that is not going very well for you, is it? How is that making you feel?

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You want to talk about my feelings? Are you my therapist or something?

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  On 2022-09-21 at 7:18 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

So, you're a Diamond Tiara reskin? :dash:

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Diamond Tiara is rich and arrogant. She doesn't have my cunning and intelligence.
 

  On 2022-09-21 at 8:06 PM, flutterJackdash said:

Therapist? No, I'm not qualified for that. Ally, maybe. Either way, I was under the impression this was for open questions?

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OOC: And open answers, which aren't always what you expect. It's villains you're talking to, and sometimes they won't like your questions and refuse to answer them directly.

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  On 2022-09-22 at 3:02 PM, Cozy Glow said:

OOC: And open answers, which aren't always what you expect. It's villains you're talking to, and sometimes they won't like your questions and refuse to answer them directly.

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OOC: Yes, that is understood and I am happily playing along with it.

Well, Your Highness, I do apologize if I have caused any offense.

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  On 2022-09-22 at 3:02 PM, Cozy Glow said:

Diamond Tiara is rich and arrogant. She doesn't have my cunning and intelligence.

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She's also never been "On The Good Ship Lollipop". Have you ever been mistaken for anypony famous, Cozy? :oh_golly:

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  On 2022-09-22 at 3:31 PM, flutterJackdash said:

OOC: Yes, that is understood and I am happily playing along with it.

Well, Your Highness, I do apologize if I have caused any offense.

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You are forgiven.
 

  On 2022-09-22 at 3:39 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

She's also never been "On The Good Ship Lollipop". Have you ever been mistaken for anypony famous, Cozy? :oh_golly:

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I heard Dragon Lord Ember can't tell me apart from Sweetie Belle.

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  On 2022-09-22 at 3:51 PM, PawelS said:

I heard Dragon Lord Ember can't tell me apart from Sweetie Belle.

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Dragons have notoriously bad eyesight, talking blueberry cotton candy swirl. :wau:

Are you older than you look? You look like a little pony but I feel like this is that movie "Orphan" and you're actually in your mid thirties. :wacko:

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  On 2022-09-22 at 3:55 PM, Spike said:

Dragons have notoriously bad eyesight, talking blueberry cotton candy swirl. :wau:

Are you older than you look? You look like a little pony but I feel like this is that movie "Orphan" and you're actually in your mid thirties. :wacko:

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I heard rumors like this, and I won't confirm nor deny them. It's more fun this way.
 

  On 2022-09-22 at 3:59 PM, flutterJackdash said:

To Chrysalis: So... Do you miss them?

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You mean my changelings? Of course I do. That's why I'm doing everything I can to have them back on my side.
 

  On 2022-09-22 at 3:59 PM, flutterJackdash said:

To Cozy Glow: Do you ever consider just how flawed your original plan actually was?

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Can you elaborate about these flaws? After the fact you can always say that a failed plan was flawed, but if you have any specific remarks, I can discuss them with you.

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  On 2022-09-22 at 5:08 PM, PawelS said:

You mean my changelings? Of course I do. That's why I'm doing everything I can to have them back on my side.
 

Can you elaborate about these flaws? After the fact you can always say that a failed plan was flawed, but if you have any specific remarks, I can discuss them with you.

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To Chrysalis: Well, does it mean anything to you that, at least, they are thriving as they are now?

To Cozy Glow: Certainly. You're right, it is quite easy to make such statements after the fact, but even during execution there was one glaring flaw which stood out to me. Once you sapped Equestria of its magic, and destroyed its ecology, you would have levelled the playing the field, and you either a filly or somepony stuck in the body of one, in either case you are not physically intimidating... You would have had to maintain a friendly, kind demeanor for all time as you attempted to retain control, which one major problem being that your physical age meant that very few would really chance to take you seriously in any leadership role. What was your plan, exactly? Do you think you could have actually maintained the charade?

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