Pretty sure Hitch is getting shipped with a mare already

[Steve Piranha 28,782]

I’m surprised this hasn’t been discussed already from the latest MYM chapter

while Pippy’s long rant was slightly more convincing, Zipp’s face was closer to “they got me”. I suppose Queen Haven saw that coming 

[Fluttershutter 2,120]

Board games would be required for me to be shipped with a mare. 

[Last Line of Defense 97]

at least they are shipping him with a mare.. thats all i will say so context doesnt zerg me

after the first episode of MyM i thought to myself given the timing of the release it was borderline inappropriate to be shoved in the kids faces, they didnt cross any actual lines, but I thought Hasboro was a little better, but I guess after that Transformers episode things are changing for the worse across the board 

[The Nth Doctor 652]

Ah the age-old gag of "aging mother wants her twenty-something daughters to give her grandkids"

'course, when they said no, she started looking for a nice piece of flank for herself, and there's a perfectly good single unicorn right over there...

(Honestly, don't blame her; if my grandkids were anything like Sparky I'd start looking for a new progeny maker too)