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You enter the forest.... What do you do?

( this is a game where you can do anything and anyone can do anything. BUT things you can do can only involve goblins and slimes.

Hence if you want someone getting attacked by a dragon.... You cannot unless a goblin is involved.

But you can have goblins make traps for the others. 

As long as a goblin or a slime is involved it will happen!)

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4 hours ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

@ChrysalisM

Me trying to find your goblins to slay!... I ended up finding 2 herbs!

" this isnt what i came for..."

@StrawberryMilk Simp "So you won't need them? Then, can I have those herbs, please?"

16 minutes ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

Goblins stare in confusion. 

They attacked you instead! 

3 goblins are ready to swing at you.

*Shiny grabbed her mighty shovel with her bare hooves, instead of using her magic, and smashed the 3 goblins with it.*

BONK!!!

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10 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

@StrawberryMilk Simp "So you won't need them? Then, can I have those herbs, please?"

*Shiny grabbed her mighty shovel with her bare hooves, instead of using her magic, and smashed the 3 goblins with it.*

BONK!!!

*Hadrien casts "Raise the dead" on the 3 dead goblins*
Assemble my goblin legion, together we will take over this forest !

*sees 2 more dead goblin spawn from nowhere*
Aaaaaaah, raise the dead......Welp, that was a waste of a perfectly good spell......
At least the new dead came with their flowers already !
*picks up two herbs*

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17 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

you won't need them? Then, can I have those herbs, please?"

Ey those are mine? And besides! Why havent you replied yet for your ascension?

1 hour ago, Nitobit said:

*sees a green slime bouncing happily through the forest and chases after it, wanting to pet it*" 

" follow the slime! It might lead us to more herbs!"

10 goblins appeared.

"... Oh crap!"

6 hours ago, Hadrien said:

*Hadrien casts "Raise the dead" on the 3 dead goblins*
Assemble my goblin legion, together we will take over this forest !

*sees 2 more dead goblin spawn from nowhere*
Aaaaaaah, raise the dead......Welp, that was a waste of a perfectly good spell......
At least the new dead came with their flowers already !
*picks up two herbs*

Bonks @Hadrien

" how the hay are we gonna finish the goblin quest if you keep reviving them:yeahno:

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4 hours ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

Bonks @Hadrien

" how the hay are we gonna finish the goblin quest if you keep reviving them:yeahno:

Maybe I don't want to finish the Quest ? Maybe I want to be the Goblin King now MOUHAHAHAHAH :Cozy:
Look ! Behind you ! More Goblins !

*tries to steal the 2 herbs you have in your pocket*

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2 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

@StrawberryMilk Simp Are you sure you don't want to be a generous pony by giving them to me... Pleeeeeeease... *Shiny does an extremely cute face.*

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* ate the herbs*

" now no one has it! Mihahahaha!:manic-laughter:

2 hours ago, Hadrien said:

Maybe I don't want to finish the Quest ? Maybe I want to be the Goblin King now MOUHAHAHAHAH :Cozy:
Look ! Behind you ! More Goblins !

*tries to steal the 2 herbs you have in your pocket*

*Ate it*

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*tries to recruit 4 goblins to his goblin army*

NO, I TOLD YOU YOU GET BENEFITS AFTER I'M GOBLIN KING :glimmer:

*they start to bite me*

Aaaarghgg, FINE ! Have it your way ! :eww:

*kills the 4 goblins, then raises them*

NOW GO GET ME SOME HERBS ! :Cozy:

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7 minutes ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

@Shiny Silvermoon

Quick lets follow the zombie goblins and steal their herbs!

Bonk bonk ! Them on the head.

Nooooooo, my zombie goblin.

Fine, I'll get the herbs myself, these goblins are good for nothing.

*Finds 2 shiny rock, 5 piece of jerky, 7 javelins, 1 partridge in a pear tree, and 2 shiny rocks again*

WHAT'S WITH THIS FORSAKEN FOREST !!!!

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13 minutes ago, Hadrien said:

Nooooooo, my zombie goblin.

Fine, I'll get the herbs myself, these goblins are good for nothing.

*Finds 2 shiny rock, 5 piece of jerky, 7 javelins, 1 partridge in a pear tree, and 2 shiny rocks again*

WHAT'S WITH THIS FORSAKEN FOREST !!!!

And its not even christmas...

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9 hours ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

" follow the slime! It might lead us to more herbs!"

10 goblins appeared.

"That's more than I needed!" :blink:

*runs away, finds @Hadrien*

1 hour ago, Hadrien said:

*Finds 2 shiny rock, 5 piece of jerky, 7 javelins, 1 partridge in a pear tree, and 2 shiny rocks again*

"Hey Hadrien, can I borrow some javelins?" :please:

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7 hours ago, Nitobit said:

"That's more than I needed!" :blink:

*runs away, finds @Hadrien*

"Hey Hadrien, can I borrow some javelins?" :please:

If we take my 7 javelin, plus you and me, plus the shiny rock, I think we can take them. think I'm only missing 3 herbs, so you can take the rest we find.

Deal ?

*by accepting this deal, you hereby pledge fealty to Hadrien*

4 hours ago, StrawberryMilk Simp said:

@Nitobit be careful! @Hadrien is possessed and wants to become a goblin king!

SO NOT TRUE ! THAT'S SLANDER ! I'M IN FULL CAPACITIES OF MY SOMEWHAT LIMITED CRANIAL FUNCTIONS !

and those goblins smell bad, so I don't want them anymore :yuck:

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20 minutes ago, Hadrien said:

If we take my 7 javelin, plus you and me, plus the shiny rock, I think we can take them. think I'm only missing 3 herbs, so you can take the rest we find.

Deal ?

*by accepting this deal, you hereby pledge fealty to Hadrien*

Deal! Let's show them a shiny rock as a distraction and throw javelins at them. If we don't miss any, there will be three goblins left. Then we can separate them and take them out one by one :eager:

I just need to defeat five of them for the quest.

24 minutes ago, Hadrien said:

SO NOT TRUE ! THAT'S SLANDER ! I'M IN FULL CAPACITIES OF MY SOMEWHAT LIMITED CRANIAL FUNCTIONS !

You sound like a perfectly sane person who I can trust with my life :squee:

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29 minutes ago, Nitobit said:

Deal! Let's show them a shiny rock as a distraction and throw javelins at them. If we don't miss any, there will be three goblins left. Then we can separate them and take them out one by one :eager:

I just need to defeat five of them for the quest.

You sound like a perfectly sane person who I can trust with my life :squee:

YEEEEEESSSSSS ! YOUR SOUL IS MINE FOREVER !!!!!!! TAKE THAT @StrawberryMilk Simp Congrats @Nitobit, you're my first recruit. I'll make sure you get a prime spot in my futur kingdom.

Now let's kill some goblos

*gives you 4 javelin, and throws the remaining 3 at the goblins*

THAT'S FOR NOT OBEYING ORDERS AND SMELLING BAD !

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2 hours ago, Hadrien said:

YEEEEEESSSSSS ! YOUR SOUL IS MINE FOREVER !!!!!!! TAKE THAT @StrawberryMilk Simp Congrats @Nitobit, you're my first recruit. I'll make sure you get a prime spot in my futur kingdom.

Now let's kill some goblos

*gives you 4 javelin, and throws the remaining 3 at the goblins*

THAT'S FOR NOT OBEYING ORDERS AND SMELLING BAD !

I didn't read the fine print :sealed:

Yes, lord Hadrien!

*throws his javelins at the goblins*

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