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How about we do a dynamic? Tell a joke to the Pony who commented before you!

Anyone who has already commented before is welcome to do so again, let's cheer up a pony! It can be a joke, a bad joke or a funny anecdote, come on! 

[Starlight Serenade 3,856]

On 2024-08-20 at 4:43 PM, Berry-Bliss-Sundae said:

How about we do a dynamic? Tell a joke to the Pony who commented before you!

Anyone who has already commented before is welcome to do so again, let's cheer up a pony! It can be a joke, a bad joke or a funny anecdote, come on! 

Okay I got some silly little jokes I heard the other day XD

Why did the pony start a band?

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Because it had a lot of neigh-sayers!

What's a pony's favorite dance?

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The neigh-neigh!

What's a pony's favorite type of movie?

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Anything with a stable plot!

 

 

[Sparklefan1234 185,620]

5 minutes ago, Starlight Serenade said:

Okay I got some silly little jokes I heard the other day XD

Why did the pony start a band?

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Because it had a lot of neigh-sayers!

What's a pony's favorite dance?

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The neigh-neigh!

What's a pony's favorite type of movie?

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Anything with a stable plot!

 

 

Where do bananas go to get educated?
 

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Sundae school 😋

 

[Starlight Serenade 3,856]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Where do bananas go to get educated?
 

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Sundae school 😋

 

Hilarious as always bestie!

 

[Sparklefan1234 185,620]

5 minutes ago, Starlight Serenade said:

Hilarious as always bestie!

What’s the difference between Barbie and Starlight Glimmer?

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One is a beloved icon and the other is Starlight Glimmer. 😜

 

[Starlight Serenade 3,856]

9 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

What’s the difference between Barbie and Starlight Glimmer?

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One is a beloved icon and the other is Starlight Glimmer. 😜

 

This one is terrible, how could you Sparklefan?! I'm joking, it's great

Alrighty, two can play at that game XD

What's Della Duck's secret to staying on her feet?
 

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She’s got a “leg”endary sense of balance and determination! 😜

 

Edited August 22, 2024 by Starlight Serenade

[Sparklefan1234 185,620]

8 minutes ago, Starlight Serenade said:

This one is terrible, how could you Sparklefan?! I'm joking, it's great

What is Starlight Glimmer’s favorite cereal? Trix 😘

[Starlight Serenade 3,856]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

What is Starlight Glimmer’s favorite cereal? Trix 😘

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS  I have never even heard or thought of that one!!! It's so simple and clever!

Why did Starlight Glimmer refuse to play hide and seek with Trixie?  Because she’s tired of “vanishing” tricks!

[Sparklefan1234 185,620]

4 minutes ago, Starlight Serenade said:

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS  I have never even heard or thought of that one!!! It's so simple and clever!

Why did Starlight Glimmer refuse to play hide and seek with Trixie?  Because she’s tired of “vanishing” tricks!

HAHA! Good one, Bestie! 

Why does John Cena hate boats? Because he can’t sea them…WAKKA! WAKKA! 🤪
 

[Starlight Serenade 3,856]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

HAHA! Good one, Bestie! 

Why does John Cena hate boats? Because he can’t sea them…WAKKA! WAKKA! 🤪
 

Aww thanks Bestie! You’re so hilarious, I love your jokes XD

Why did Fozzie Bear bring a ladder to the comedy club?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in humor!

 

[Sparklefan1234 185,620]

Why did the Kirin cross the road?...😐 @Treeglow Flicker

[Treeglow Flicker 14,504]

On 2024-08-22 at 11:45 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

Why did the Kirin cross the road?...😐 @Treeglow Flicker

Because the road was silent.

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

How does the ocean say hello?

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It waves

 

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

Why do geese make lousy drivers?

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Because all they do is honk.

 

Edited February 15 by Snoopy Fan

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

How do you stop a rhino from changing?

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You take away its credit card.

 

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

Why should you never tell a pig a secret?

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Because they love to squeal.

 

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

Where do cows like to go on Saturday nights?

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To the moo-vies.

 

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

What has four wheels and flies?

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The garbage truck

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,508]

What’s green and has wheels?

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Grass. I lied about the wheels.

 

[Sparklefan1234 185,620]

What is @Stone Cold Steve Jobs favorite word?

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Their second favorite is "Apple". 

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,508]

A coma can really change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:

”Ben is in a hurry” vs “Ben is in a coma”.

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

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Because they don’t have any guts.

 

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

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I smell carrots 

 

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean?

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It was all washed up 

 

[Snoopy Fan 12,993]

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

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Fish and Ships